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Scott McD 01-20-2009 11:21 AM

These are too funny. :1orglaugh



leek 01-20-2009 11:22 AM

I, for one, accept my new black overlord.

GatorB 01-20-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by leek (Post 15361216)
I, for one, accept my new black overlord.

HALF black

Tom_PM 01-20-2009 11:24 AM

The recitation of the presidential oath came in fits and starts.

The Constitution prescribes the text: "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will to best of my ability preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

But Chief Justice John Roberts, using no notes, flubbed his lines, and Obama knew it.

First, Obama jumped in before the "do solemnly swear" phrase, which seemed to throw the chief justice off his stride. Roberts rendered the next phrase as "that I will execute the office of President to the United States faithfully."

"That I will execute," Obama repeated, then paused like a school teacher prompting his student with a slight nod. Roberts took another shot at it: "The off ... faithfully the pres ... the office of President of the United States."

The oath then got more or less back on track after that. Close enough for government work.

Here is the transcript:
ROBERTS: I, Barack Hussein Obama...
OBAMA: I, Barack...
ROBERTS: ... do solemnly swear...
OBAMA: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear...
ROBERTS: ... that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully...
OBAMA: ... that I will execute...
ROBERTS: ... faithfully the office of president of the United States...
OBAMA: ... the office of president of the United States faithfully...
ROBERTS: ... and will to the best of my ability...
OBAMA: ... and will to the best of my ability...
ROBERTS: ... preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
OBAMA: ... preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
ROBERTS: So help you God?
OBAMA: So help me God.
ROBERTS: Congratulations, Mr. President.

baddog 01-20-2009 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15361111)
Maybe Roberts should have practiced more. I love the way he made Obama say Hussain instead of H. What an ass.

Ever cross your mind that he wanted it that way?

Vendot 01-20-2009 11:25 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=274_VdeckAU

No big deal.......

leek 01-20-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15361231)


Klen 01-20-2009 11:30 AM

Intresting how guy who was announcing people said Barack H.Obama instead Hussein.

Juicy D. Links 01-20-2009 11:35 AM

i think he is on shrooms

Stephen 01-20-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15360870)
Imagine if Bush had done that. You guys would have been all over it.

Yeah, but instead it's "Oh, give the guy a break!" :1orglaugh

Of course, maybe lower expectations are in order

Vendot 01-20-2009 11:39 AM

Funny thing is that its not entirely clear who fucked up..... forever itll be debated whether Obama fucked up or Roberts did but Skynews was blaming Roberts from the start.

Vicious_B 01-20-2009 11:47 AM

Well its not like the guy was under any kind of the pressure at the moment.

Mutt 01-20-2009 11:49 AM

haha - idiot. Roberts fucked up - gracefully under pressure Obama remained calm allowing Roberts to gather himself and get it right.

go watch it again.

Tom_PM 01-20-2009 11:52 AM

I also think it's plainly obvious that obama smiles at roberts because he knows he's being asked to repeat the wrong fucking words. lol.

Vendot 01-20-2009 12:11 PM

Your absolutely right tom...... but it doesnt actually look that way on the face of it so the debate goes on. The funniest thing though if you watch it closely, is Michelle Obamas reaction. She's not sure who's fucking it up.

D Ghost 01-20-2009 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 15360853)
Ah come on. Did you see that crowd?? Anyone of us up there wouldn't have been able to even hold our damn hand still, let alone repeat those lines to just about every person on Earth.

ah come on, dont make excuses for him ;)

John-ACWM 01-20-2009 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Producer (Post 15360860)
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR .. TO.... TO... TO FUCK UP THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh
People just love him more for that

V_RocKs 01-20-2009 12:48 PM

Negros....

todhunter 01-20-2009 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15361111)
Maybe Roberts should have practiced more. I love the way he made Obama say Hussain instead of H. What an ass.

Interesting how Roberts stumbled over the part about the Constitution but managed to articulate "Hussein" just fine.

--t

cherrylula 01-20-2009 02:01 PM

who cares, I didn't even notice.

He'll never top GW's flops though, that guy is pure comedy.

Klen 01-20-2009 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 15362533)
who cares both were smiling. Besides it was past 12:00 noon in DC and the law states any president-elect takes office at 12 noon with or without the oath. I do find it ironic presidents take the oath with their hand on a bible... when it's clearly written in our constitution never mix church and State.:2 cents:

It is just a symbol.

tranza 01-20-2009 02:11 PM

It wasn't that bad...

marzzo 01-20-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 15362528)
He'll never top GW's flops though, that guy is pure comedy.

Yeah, it's definitely a sad day for comedy in the USA. No more free lunch.. I mean, pie!


Holly 01-20-2009 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15361311)
Funny thing is that its not entirely clear who fucked up..... forever itll be debated whether Obama fucked up or Roberts did but Skynews was blaming Roberts from the start.

You must have been watching a different inauguration that me. Roberts clearly screwed the pooch.

I hope Obama has him killed.

brassmonkey 01-20-2009 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15361880)
Negros....

yep it will be ok :thumbsup

brassmonkey 01-20-2009 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 15363051)
You must have been watching a different inauguration that me. Roberts clearly screwed the pooch.

I hope Obama has him killed.

nah hate and hate = no progress what hurts a racist is when you do it better whatever you do:2 cents:


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