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i havent fucked in less than a month and i was thinking i had problems?

I'm same age as you and I must say that 6 years with no sex in the mid 20's really must suck, I feel for you man :(

Aaliyah is getting her hustle on.. I love it :thumbsup

heheheheh ;)

and you are getting your ass kiss on. :2 cents:

Släng in en annons på knullkontakt.se :)

people could inquire the same about your pussy:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimage...al/281x211.jpg

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OMG OMG I AM ALMOST IN TEARS!

OMFG THATS RAW! HAHAHAHAHA LOLZ

man just go to the club, pick the fattest chick, get her drunk, tell her 'i lub u' and don't forget the condom. ..or shell out some bucks and get some hooker luvin.

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and who the fuck wants to have sex with a fat redhead alien like you? :1orglaugh

most of my money is in car parts and pool cues....

ticket to amsterdam 600$
Hoe on redlight 120$
Busting a nut on s lut = priceless

i'm ready to cut 10$ to help that guy get laid

why would you share this on GFY ?

post a pic of yourself .. my gf is curious

The escorts are calling you

wait...how can you JUST REALIZE that its been 6 years?......Just snuck up on ya huh?

I just spit my drink all over my keyboard :Oh crap

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It is bad dude :)

wazzup maxjohan? :D kidding, right? :D
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wait... someone ACTUALLY has sex with you???? :party-smi

i think i just shit myself...

The thing is Maxjohan, right now, you've got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life. But it's a fact of life your ass is gonna hafta get realistic about. See this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides Maxjohan, how many sessions you think you got left in you anyway? Two? Pimps don't have an "old timer's pension." You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna make it, you woulda made it before now. -Marsellus Wallace

Coming on to 9 years for me no sex... 6 years was a breeze...

LOL, 6 yrs no sex. Better get laid now before 2012.

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

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and you are getting your troll on. :1orglaugh

actually, I find his honesty refreshing in a sea of bullshit here on gfy. but your comments re: his bad luck and your attempt to capitalize on his lack of sex by spamming your cam show are typical money grubbing gfy posts. :)

oh SNAP!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Online dating works wonders :thumbsup

it's true

I'm fucking 3 fake profiles as we speak

PICK UP YOUR GAME HERE ---> www.pickupyourgame.com

you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool :2 cents:

I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse :2 cents:

Holy shit. :1orglaugh

Who's that? Her dad or something?

6 years?!!! That's like eternity!

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this thread took an odd turn

Longest I ever went was 7 years. From the time I was 21 to 28. So I'm sure you can deal with it.

LOL oh please I didn't honestly think he was going to buy a webcam show from me, I was JOKING. He took me seriously, which was even funnier in my book. So did you, so now it's even FUNNIER. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OMG, HE started the post. ON GFY. Did he expect a bunch of "so sorry to hear about that bro" responses? You guys rip on everyone, including me, no matter what the say on this board, which I like. But when I do it, cause I'm a girl and not a BRO, I'm OUT OF LINE? Get a sense of humor ;)

and you are obviously taking me seriously. see how this internet thing works, hon?

I suggest that you think twice before you post in this thread again sweetcheeks.

Otherwise, I can easily visualize your popularity sinking to Banana Claire levels, or worse, in the amount of time it takes content to, well, to swallow :)

Why?? BEcause I was joking around with someone who started a thread saying he hasn't gotten laid in 6 years? LOL.. What I said to him is something I would say to any of my guy friends if they said the same thing. I guess I can't joke around with you guys on that level cause I'm a chick? That sucks :(
Why r u guys being so defensive and protective about it? I'm just a sexy girl ;) :1orglaugh

you're just a stupid bimbo

oh snap! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OH SNAP!! Now it's personal.. LOL.

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