Your gonna drown that first poor woman... lol

Virginity grows back.
WG

its one of the advantages of being a recluse ...

i forgot what sex is

:thumbsup:2 cents:

i call bullshit

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OMG.. I love GFY soooo fn much!! :)

I went 12 years without having sex once, so I feel you.

























Then I turned 13 and had sex finally phew.. :thumbsup

Seriously though, if you aren't climbing the walls withing a month or two of not getting your willy wet, then you might need a docs help. Testosterone low or something. :2 cents:

LOL good one :1orglaugh

That's why you search "happiness" thru Money..

You don't have love or anything in your life. You are an empty soul.

Money can't buy love.

What will you the last day before you die? Where will you put all your million of dollars?

50 :helpme

i havent fucked in less than a month and i was thinking i had problems?

I'm same age as you and I must say that 6 years with no sex in the mid 20's really must suck, I feel for you man :(

Aaliyah is getting her hustle on.. I love it :thumbsup

heheheheh ;)

and you are getting your ass kiss on. :2 cents:

Släng in en annons på knullkontakt.se :)

people could inquire the same about your pussy:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimage...al/281x211.jpg

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OMG OMG I AM ALMOST IN TEARS!

OMFG THATS RAW! HAHAHAHAHA LOLZ

man just go to the club, pick the fattest chick, get her drunk, tell her 'i lub u' and don't forget the condom. ..or shell out some bucks and get some hooker luvin.

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and who the fuck wants to have sex with a fat redhead alien like you? :1orglaugh

most of my money is in car parts and pool cues....

ticket to amsterdam 600$
Hoe on redlight 120$
Busting a nut on s lut = priceless

i'm ready to cut 10$ to help that guy get laid

why would you share this on GFY ?

post a pic of yourself .. my gf is curious

The escorts are calling you

wait...how can you JUST REALIZE that its been 6 years?......Just snuck up on ya huh?

I just spit my drink all over my keyboard :Oh crap

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It is bad dude :)

wazzup maxjohan? :D kidding, right? :D
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wait... someone ACTUALLY has sex with you???? :party-smi

i think i just shit myself...

The thing is Maxjohan, right now, you've got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life. But it's a fact of life your ass is gonna hafta get realistic about. See this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides Maxjohan, how many sessions you think you got left in you anyway? Two? Pimps don't have an "old timer's pension." You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna make it, you woulda made it before now. -Marsellus Wallace

Coming on to 9 years for me no sex... 6 years was a breeze...

LOL, 6 yrs no sex. Better get laid now before 2012.

so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

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and you are getting your troll on. :1orglaugh

actually, I find his honesty refreshing in a sea of bullshit here on gfy. but your comments re: his bad luck and your attempt to capitalize on his lack of sex by spamming your cam show are typical money grubbing gfy posts. :)