oh SNAP!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Online dating works wonders :thumbsup

it's true

I'm fucking 3 fake profiles as we speak

PICK UP YOUR GAME HERE ---> www.pickupyourgame.com

you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool :2 cents:

I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse :2 cents:

Holy shit. :1orglaugh

Who's that? Her dad or something?

6 years?!!! That's like eternity!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this thread took an odd turn

Longest I ever went was 7 years. From the time I was 21 to 28. So I'm sure you can deal with it.

LOL oh please I didn't honestly think he was going to buy a webcam show from me, I was JOKING. He took me seriously, which was even funnier in my book. So did you, so now it's even FUNNIER. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OMG, HE started the post. ON GFY. Did he expect a bunch of "so sorry to hear about that bro" responses? You guys rip on everyone, including me, no matter what the say on this board, which I like. But when I do it, cause I'm a girl and not a BRO, I'm OUT OF LINE? Get a sense of humor ;)

and you are obviously taking me seriously. see how this internet thing works, hon?

I suggest that you think twice before you post in this thread again sweetcheeks.

Otherwise, I can easily visualize your popularity sinking to Banana Claire levels, or worse, in the amount of time it takes content to, well, to swallow :)

Why?? BEcause I was joking around with someone who started a thread saying he hasn't gotten laid in 6 years? LOL.. What I said to him is something I would say to any of my guy friends if they said the same thing. I guess I can't joke around with you guys on that level cause I'm a chick? That sucks :(
Why r u guys being so defensive and protective about it? I'm just a sexy girl ;) :1orglaugh

you're just a stupid bimbo

oh snap! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OH SNAP!! Now it's personal.. LOL.

100......

Get laid now. Hurry!

This thread is filled with LULZ but that seriously made me laugh. :1orglaugh

I guess you didn't realize that you would be seen as mean by it, but I'll give you an explanation. (and some of us tried to help the guy with helpful advice and not try to make him feel worse about himself)

A hot girl that can have a dozen willing guys any night of the year if they wanted, hassling a dude that hasn't been laid in 6 years (and LOL'ing about it) is kind of like somebody sitting down to a big turkey dinner on thanksgiving LOL'ing at some guy in the desert in Africa somewhere that is waiting for a bowl of rice from some relief agency.

Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies. :( I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe :)I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy :)

ok fair enough Aaliyah, on second read, you are right his desperate plea for help didn't seem to come from a state of depression or despair, so no worries :thumbsup

You could kick me in the nuts anytime :winkwink:

You can bust my balls anytime. :winkwink:

you gotta get out more

More importantly, wtf would you post it on gfy?

you've got moxy, Aaliyah. and glad to see that kb didn't have to come in here and go aggro with a pool cue for me teasing you with that comment.:thumbsup

SO let me get this straight..
Aaliyah's not allowed to make fun of some fucker with no game?


BUT..
If a fat chick or a nerdy chick came on here talking about not getting laid...
You guys wouldn't make fun of her.

BULL... FUCKING...SHIT...

It's just a few of you that couldn't get ass as hot as Aaliyah's for free.. busting her ass for doing exactly what you guys do.

you obviously do not have it straight.

LOLLLLLLLLLL:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I heart u guys too :)

It's a tired old cliché, but words on an computer screen all too often really do come across a tad harsher than intended.

Methinks this thread provides a classic example of such.

It's all good :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh lol slam dunk!

fuck im going on 13 hours and feel the need already :) How can you work with porn and not have sex now and then , must be very frustrating

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Leave Aaliyah alone, she was having some fun with the guy...damn.

As far as 6 years without pussy goes, damn man...I am so sorry. I had a client when I was doing sex and relationship coaching that had been married for 17 years. She'd had sex precisely 7 times and never for more than 2 minutes. I also had a 36 year old female virgin and several older clients that hadn't had sex in 10 - 20 years since divorces or the deaths of their significant others.

It's one thing to get out of a relationship or suffer some sort of trauma and give sex up for a while or even permanently. While I'm sure there's more of a story here than "I just realized that I haven't had sex in 6 years"; to be in your 20s and refrain from the single most enjoyable, validating, intimate, wonderful act known to man is something you should seriously consider remedying. A visit to a sex therapist wouldn't be a bad idea. As a big proponent of escorts, I don't know that your first time back in the saddle with a date or a "normal girl" is such a good idea. A sex surrogate or a caring, sensual escort could bring you back and re-build your confidence much more reliably and with a hell of alot more skill and understanding. You want to get back out there feeling like you haven't missed a beat and have more to offer to a potential significant other than ever.

You're right, GFY is all fluffy bunnies and hearts and my HARSH JOKES where I worked in my company name have no place here...WTF was I thinking?? I've learned my lesson, only BROS can joke around and poke fun, when I do it, I'm a stupid bimbo, right. noted. ..carry on...


ps-topnotch, what is it that you do in this biz? I see no sig and no homepage.. just wondering :)