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genoveze 02-04-2009 12:57 PM

you really ugly man?
like you have 3 tits are bald and have 3 heads? :)

AaliyahLove 02-04-2009 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by genoveze (Post 15438379)
you really ugly man?
like you have 3 tits are bald and have 3 heads? :)

whoah whoah whoahhhhhhhhh... thats a tad bit harsh don't you think??

firecracker 02-04-2009 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15422628)
When was the last time you had sex with a dude ??


:winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

maxjohan 02-14-2009 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15430449)
so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)

I made up my standards, and you make yours, and Im not picking on you for taking it in every hole.

I see your pussy and its juicy. I could probably squeeze lemonade from it.


Now back to watching Tv, why do you care???

I doubt that's you posting anywas. Youre way to concerned about meaningless shit for having your looks.

maxjohan 02-14-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15432028)
you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool :2 cents:

I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse :2 cents:

She probably finds it frighting in some way that I dont want her slipperly snatch. She used to having boys chase her tails... thatz what I means.

Had to bump this to keep it up there, and I went to the club and got laid before page 3.. :thumbsup

Kard63 02-14-2009 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 15422584)
I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!


Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN? :)


P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex. :(

You should go to a place where prostitution is legal (so they get tested for STDs) and pay for sex. I wouldn't hold it against you.

AaliyahLove 02-14-2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 15495875)
I made up my standards, and you make yours, and Im not picking on you for taking it in every hole.

I see your pussy and its juicy. I could probably squeeze lemonade from it.


Now back to watching Tv, why do you care???

I doubt that's you posting anywas. Youre way to concerned about meaningless shit for having your looks.

Oh, we're bringin this post back? How fun!!:)

I loooove taking it in every hole, and getting paid to do it!:)

Why do I care? Buddy, I couldn't care less if you never get laid, but when you make a post on GFY, expect people to comment, DUH!

And oh please, its really me, I've already proved it in several ways. I go to every USA convention, I'm a hands on type of girl. But what do you mean I'm way too concerned with meaningless shit? Don't refer to your post as meaningless shit! I got lots of LOLZ outta it!:)

AaliyahLove 02-14-2009 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 15495888)
She probably finds it frighting in some way that I dont want her slipperly snatch. She used to having boys chase her tails... thatz what I means.

Had to bump this to keep it up there, and I went to the club and got laid before page 3.. :thumbsup

See what I mean?! YET ANOTHER LOL!!! LEt's keep this thread going foreverrrrrrrr
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

d-null 02-14-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15438357)
You're right, GFY is all fluffy bunnies and hearts and my HARSH JOKES where I worked in my company name have no place here...WTF was I thinking?? I've learned my lesson, only BROS can joke around and poke fun, when I do it, I'm a stupid bimbo, right. noted. ..carry on...


ps-topnotch, what is it that you do in this biz? I see no sig and no homepage.. just wondering :)

Aaliyah again you are missing the point, the dudes that are making fun of the guy are virgins themselves, so coming from them it is expected :1orglaugh


then "Z" comes along with a great post that is right on the money, and maxjohan tells us that he got it all worked out anyways, so all is good :thumbsup

$5 submissions 02-14-2009 05:00 PM

It's not about appearance. It's about confidence.

tragedy 02-14-2009 05:01 PM

Pay for it, you moron.
(in Nevada of course)

milambur 02-14-2009 05:42 PM

I never understood the big deal about not having sex. I Have fucked enough women in my years, but I have had very few relationships that were rewarding. I have come to a point in my life when I don't need any more half ass relationships or one night stands. But finding a good woman isn't easy, especially if you got a IQ above 140 and want someone you can talk to.

As for Swedish women, they tend to be very beautiful and, unknown to most, very demanding. Their notion of equality favor the woman more than the man.

AaliyahLove 02-14-2009 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15496225)
Aaliyah again you are missing the point, the dudes that are making fun of the guy are virgins themselves, so coming from them it is expected :1orglaugh


then "Z" comes along with a great post that is right on the money, and maxjohan tells us that he got it all worked out anyways, so all is good :thumbsup

Well alls well that ends well :)


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