Nice thread, funny ones

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up a girls' arse.

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Sorry for the bad grammar in my last post. By means of apology, here's another awful joke...

What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in the US?

Sexy kids.

Two old women got together, Jewish and Italian.

Jewish woman - I live in nursing home, I have my own apartment, every night after dinner my boyfriend comes to me.

Italian woman - and?

Jewish woman - we go to my bedroom.

Italian woman - and?

Jewish woman - we sit on my bed and sing the Jewish songs.

Italian woman - I live in nursing home too, I have my own apartment too, every night after dinner my boyfriend comes to me too.

Jewish woman - and?

Italian woman - we go to my bedroom.

Jewish woman - and?


Italian woman - we get in my bed and fuck because we don't know any Jewish songs.