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abshard 06-01-2009 02:03 PM

When I was 19 I was driving to my parents house from my grandma's for dinner about a 2 mile drive. I was pulled over because 1 of my headlights was out also I think I had 1 taillight out also. After talking to the officer for a few minutes he asked me to get out of the car. By this time there were 4 officers there. They were flashing their flashlights in my face checking my eyes,i think at one point I was told to close my eyes and I guess I started swallowing too much, my heart rate was elevated because I was nervous. My eyes were not responding correctly to the flashlight I guess. They asked to search my car and I let them.

I told them that I had never drank, smoked or ever used any illegal drugs in my life, which was the truth and they laughed at me. After about 1 hour I was put in hand cuffs and taken to the police station where I was put in a room and asked more questions, I was told to take a urine test but I was un able to urinate with him standing over my shoulder, then I was taken to the hospital in handcuffs and had my blood drawn. After that I was taken to the booking place where I was first strip searched, bend over cough all that. Then I was moved to the telephone room and called my family by this time it was after midnight. Then I was moved to the next cell where most of the people were lying on the dirty floor asleep or half asleep,i guess drunks. I then went to a window and gave them my information and asked how long I would have to stay here because I didn?t do anything wrong and she told me she didn?t know. But I think after about 8 hours I was finally released but not before serving us a piece of discolored green ham and some other crap I didn?t eat.

About a month later I went to court and the charges were dropped. I think it was the day after I got released my mom contacted a lawyer to see if there was anything we could do,i wanted to sue the officer but was told they can arrest you for any reason and there was nothing I could do.

daniel_webcams 06-01-2009 02:08 PM

no.. never

CaptainWolfy 06-01-2009 02:32 PM

not a single time, but i am still young :D

PornoStar69 06-01-2009 03:06 PM

my brother went to prison in 2004 for 12 months, after like 3 weeks his appeal was accepted so they transfered him to an 'open prison' - much to his relief. He phoned me up one time and said 'next time you visit me bring the 'ITV digital set-top-box'

on several occasions he was allowed to work outside cutting the bushes

Scott McD 06-01-2009 03:08 PM

Nope. And i plan to keep it that way... :pimp

genoveze 06-01-2009 03:50 PM

you mother fuckin convicts you haha, lets put some money together to open a private jail for gfy members, with weekly bitches comming to visit and fuck them, I mean, they are our members right ?:D

bbobby86 06-24-2009 10:11 AM

very nice storys here... i like it...

quiet 06-24-2009 10:17 AM

once when i was 15, got caught shoplifting and the cops put me in the drunk tank with a naked indian covered in puke, until my parents picked me up. was there around 3 hours i think.

then another time just a couple of years ago, to do a breathalizer test, i passed, and was locked up for around 2 hours.

JayDeeZee 06-24-2009 10:17 AM

I once went to visit a guy. That was enough for me.

EllaBlack 06-24-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15909883)
I am posting from jail right now. It isn't as bad as you think.

Ha ha! That was funny!

wizzart 06-24-2009 10:19 AM

3 years and 3 months, bu not proud on it

Twoface31 06-24-2009 10:20 AM

I got in jail for all most 3 months, reason working in a porn world.......

Grapesoda 06-24-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobby86 (Post 15908644)
Maybe...

Sometime...

One night... :warning

yeah, it was really cool.... I had a boyfriend and everything!!!

baddog 06-24-2009 10:26 AM

Not lately

http://juliablue.com/jail83.jpg

Manowar 06-24-2009 10:31 AM

nope i havent

jaycontentbandit 06-24-2009 10:33 AM

Only over night a few times

Deesnuts 06-24-2009 10:37 AM

one night was enough

GTS Mark 06-24-2009 10:46 AM

Was in the paddy wagon once, that was enough for me

smutnut 06-24-2009 11:02 AM

Raybrook NY, FCI (Lewisberg, El Reno, Terminal Island via Con Air)
Boron CA, FPC
Cambridge (House of Corrections)
Plymouth (House of Corrections)
Concord (MA State)

Lots of Local jails

I'm so proud! :1orglaugh

tranza 06-24-2009 11:19 AM

No, thanks

NetHorse 06-24-2009 11:28 AM

Never to prison, but I've been to jail, never for more than 4-5 hours though. Drag racing, battery and DUI. :disgust

My little brother got sent to county for 3 days for throwing a football at a windshield after an OSU football game. :1orglaugh

Bryan G 06-24-2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 15992961)
Was in the paddy wagon once, that was enough for me

Just once?? you disappoint!

american pervert 06-24-2009 01:23 PM

120 days in la county reduced to 48... kinda like a shitty boys summer camp. i was picked to be the wood rep in both my dorms so that was nice. easier than i thought

Dirty Dane 06-24-2009 01:25 PM

All the time. Visit my friends :1orglaugh

smutnut 06-24-2009 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 15993878)
120 days in la county reduced to 48... kinda like a shitty boys summer camp. i was picked to be the wood rep in both my dorms so that was nice. easier than i thought

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You're probably the most legit convict here! :thumbsup

trevesty 06-24-2009 02:22 PM

yes..

don't get really drunk then purposely drive from lane to lane when you see a cop pull up behind you.. instant DWI.. haha

only for 5 hours, though.. after bitching that i had the $500 bail in my wallet very loudly. and dropping my lawyer's name quite a few times(my lawyer and his dad are very close with the judges here.. they don't lose. ever.)

mineistaken 06-24-2009 03:51 PM

nope........

MetrixApps - Sean 06-24-2009 10:09 PM

yes. i was a stupid kid.

MasterBlow 06-25-2009 12:21 AM

only once & only one day :)

blonda80 06-25-2009 04:48 AM

nope, .... not yet

JohnnyV_MaxCash 06-25-2009 06:36 AM

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This looks just like my office.....weird.

Roby 06-25-2009 06:40 AM

never been

kristin 06-25-2009 06:40 AM

I never made it into the cell ... medically discharged.

I did get to experience the squat naked and cough procedure, getting booked and mug shot, wearing the fun outfit. Actually just being in a jail facility just sucks all around. Everyone who is there is "not guilty." LOL.

Chicks Delivery 06-25-2009 06:47 AM

Almost, but no.....:thumbsup

bdeforest 06-25-2009 08:15 AM

I got picked up on a GTA offense but no extradition so no charge on that. But they did get me for possession of marijuana. 8 days for a misdemeanor possession charge in texas!

bbobby86 08-03-2009 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV_MaxCash (Post 15996794)

This looks just like my office.....weird.[/QUOTE]

looking like some war zone...


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