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Qwebec '05

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Nice interview sounds like media guy knows how to party.

I'm an old fashioned kinda guy when it comes to sex, it has to be one on one. And I've had the experiences to prove it to myself.

So when that cougarish chick in the bar was telling me and my buddy weren't "man enough" to fuck her and her plain but sweet looking friend who was getting married the next week... well... you can sort of imagine where that led...

And I just didn't enjoy it, it was more sex as sport than sex as pleasure, just empty blah bof...

Public sex: it never occurred to me but sometimes at the right time and the right place with the right girl.... hehehh. But it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Fucking on beaches and haystacks and elevators LOOKS great, but things in reality ain't. In sand, getting just a little bit in the wrong place is excruciating, and getting hay in your pussy cannot be pleasant judging by what it felt like in my butt crack... and even when your in a stall in a men's room with the hottest babe in the world bent over in front of you, it's hard to stay inspired when listening to guys piss and fart and sigh and belch around you lol.

Viagra: never tried it, hear i don't need it. Except in men's rooms :P

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15. Mardi-gras seems to have some meaning to you, expand please.
 

It's not Mardi-gras as much as New Orleans. The city probably has more history and culture and music going through it than any place on the continent, the feeling is everywhere, in the very air. At least the feeling was there before Katrina. Haven't been back after the floods.

Mardi-gras the festival is another thing. The parades and krewes are great, but the place gets more crowded and unpleasantly rowdy the closer to Fat Tuesday you get. You gotta head out to the small towns, out of the city, to truly enjoy the festival day's real fun.

Had some of my best times there, then. Also interviewed the president of Tabasco company, and Dave Landry, the production supervisor guy who's picture is on every box of Tabasco sauce sold, holding a clip board and checking the barrels.

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16. What was it like to watch your kids being born?
 

Beautiful and transcendent, burned in my mind forever, the most awesome experience in my life. I didn't expect the feeling. One of those don't-know-whether-to-laugh-or-cry moments, but... bigger.

I recommend any expectant dad to be there when it happens. You won't understand until it happens.

Also, I've never seen anyone in so much pain as a woman delivering a child. Kudos, ladies, you're tougher than we are ;)

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17. Why didn?t you get paid in college to type other people?s papers?
 

Well I charged people to write their papers, but never to type'em. Typing papers pays so little you gotta do it in mass quantity, and I did it basically for the practice, I wanted to be a speedtypist on a manual, 'cause I hated handwriting when I wrote my stuff. So I wanted it to go straight from my brain to the sheet of paper, Zenning out on the tool in between...

When I started on computers it was insane. I top at above 120 words a minute in English. I'm sure it's more, that was tested years ago on an IBM Selectric, so...

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Here is the best pic of JD EVER

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and of course, its a JFJ Picture...!

18. Where do you live and why? Always lived there?
 

Montreal. Born and raised and schooled and work here. I wouldn't live anywhere else. Except maybe on the road, constantly travelling between connection points.

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19. What do you like most about the adult industry? The least?
 

Most? the creativity - because of the content, we can pretty much get away with all kinds of experimental, far out stuff, good or bad - at least we tried :)

The fun. The informality. I already posted about the communality. The playfulness. This thread and concept are a case in point.

The people in general, some people in particular! The acceptance towards newbies and new things.

The open-mindedness, overall, and tolerance for weird.

And last but not least.... The Beauties!

The Least?
The small splinter-snob groups who think they're above the rest.

The carpetbaggers, the people from outside the industry who are welcomed in and think they have a thing or two to teach us, or think they know anything about it.

Because of the general acceptance and tolerance in Adult, "straight" or mainstream people often come in thinking to make a quick-buck and assume we're "just" pornographers and somehow below them in morals, ethics and BRAINS. And the industry is patient.... but when they don't turn out well, they end up scammers or just a shitload of trouble.

The leeches, just out to get laid, or "party like a pornstar".
:D

Nah I rent a tawdry small apartment because I was in a hurry 2 years ago and I didn't have much choice. Since then I've been lazy about getting a new place because I choose to work too much lol

I owned one car in my life, and that was a Jeep Cherokee when I lived in the country; in the city I'm a walker/biker/bus-taker.

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Very Interesting Read Greg.... Surprisingly, I'm still learning stuff about you :winkwink:

21. Talk about some of the stories you wrote.
 

I remember the weirdest place I got fiction published was a Christian Ladies' Magazine. It was a relatively gentle story, about an old woman scared of the progressing world waiting for her baby to come back from an outing with a young man. Like an O'Henry story, it ends with a twist.

The weirdest story I ever wrote was a surreal tale of aliens and their world called "Slurpglop", in Aboriginal Science Fiction.

In journalism I remember doing all the caves of Virginia over three days for Richmond magazine. We didn't have an expense account, but we didn't spend a thing on lodging or food and drink, the owners and keepers of the caves were great guests.

One truly weird tear-sheet we got in the mail was all in Japanese, and I didn't know what the hell that was about until I spotted ournames in the byline and realized it was a Japanese Bluegrass magazine we'd resold the Jerry Garcia Banjo piece to...

Those are off the top of my head...

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22. How many fights have you been in? discuss
 

Fights? I'm a lover, not a fighter....

A few, not many, let's just say more than some, less than others... Never started by myself, usually ended by myself, although I've had a few poundings.

A gentleman neither kisses and tells, nor punches and gloats (or counts).

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It's coming, it's coming...

whenever I say that to a woman she gets covered in goo...........

I don't know it sometimes seems I keep drifting back to sex somehow... stripclubs, porn...

But ideally I'd churning out screenplays and making movies. I was heading in that direction with some assignments, and produced, wrote and directed a couple music videos for local bands, one of which ended up on MuchMusic (Canada's MTV) but not really in rotation...

:D

24. Where do you see yourself in the next 5, 10 and 20 years?
 

Well 2much is pretty much a place I'd never split up with if it goes the way I see it going. Growth will see me maybe heading a department for the company or a division. If we can automate much of our processes, get some outsource going, and free us up for more creative stuff, we'll have people doing our repping and selling for us. Maybe we'll produce the ultimate hardcore sci-fi horror movie.

I'm also considering starting a small non-competing company on the side to optimize and lighten sites for better rendered search engine representation, among other services.

I don't see myself retiring or dropping out as long as there's stuff to learn. I don't see myself as dropping out of adult unless there's some real good pickings made available.

The future's open. I see either a nice house on a beach or a green field, and an intense work set-up, with my kids playing outside or coming to visit with their kids, or a never ending series of cities and towns and hotels and an intense travelling work station lol.

I'm open too.

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6 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahaha looks like a lot of fun

25. What companies do you despise in this industry? Which ones do you love? (other th
 

I don't really hate any companies since 2much.net is pretty much its own service provider on most levels... but even if there were, I may like the people there, or feel that it's not appropriate to dis them in public like this.

In fact there are companies you can hate or like, but the people you feel the opposite about - or most everyone who uses them are satisfied, so it's not really my place.

The companies that are despised for whatever reason are usually despised, in time, by everyone, and ignored, ostracised or litigated off the scene. Let them die their own deaths.

And I'm serious when I say that there really aren't any companies that I hate, per se.

But for companies I love, well, and I think I might miss some here, there's the good people at TMM, one-man companies like MyWifeBucks' JimmiDean or Qwebec Expo's Michel Plante - who both have their awesome wives supporting them btw.

I'm gonna stop there lol. If we used MojoHosting I could probably say I love that company, but really it's all about the people, so I don't know how to answer your question.

I think there's enough shit being thrown at us and negative perceptions from the mainstream without coming out with intercine nastiness... unless it's truly deserved :P

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1 more to go til 26, almost there ...

26. Talk about the ketchup mustard thing.
 

Hmm... not yet.

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26. Talk about the ketchup mustard thing.
 

OKAY okay ok .... The kethcup mustard thingl.

Let's have a little preamble on this, shall we?

First of all, most of you are aware of the night I passed out standing up at the bar in Montreal during Webmaster Access East.

OK.

And it all started with a plastic cup. Someone balanced it on my head and took a picture... I didn't wake up.

So it happened again. And again.

And someone grabbed a lipstick and wrote a URL on my head... and more pictures...

The more I stood there, the more people wrote stuff in lipstick on my head and the more pictures were taken.

I heard that people were blinded by all the flashes going off for about forty minutes.

Anyhow, it was real...

A lot of people thought (as early as last year) that it was a put-up job between me and MiichaelP....

I was grilled about it too... and after awhile I just told people - you decide.

It turned into a brilliant piece of guerrilla marketing.A year later, I was drunk outta my head... a bad piece of history for me. Drunk the whole show, almost... and the roomy I had had a girlfriend...

[to be continued]

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You're welcome but please, just call me Stuart. :upsidedow

I forgot about that. What does ffvb mean?

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Firefox + vBulletin

I know, not all that exciting but at the time, it made sense.

FURKKKKK I closed the wrong window...

anyhow.... I'll rewrite...

So the year after, these guys who were fully well-intentioned ketchupped my head while I was sleeping on a chair near the Splash Bar.

No big deal, except that when I felt that ketchup cool, and woke up, and put up my hand... and groaned about it... I got up ran for the pool and dove in.

There's a great picture someone has of me emerging triumphant from the water and I want it!!!

Sorry to bore you but that's how it was...

So anyhow the drama came when Mark freaked on all the HD taping of that incident, mistakenly assuming (but with good reason) that it was humiliating to the company. A stink was made but died and all was good....

I thought so but didn't know what the significance was... :P

:D

Mostly for hygiene reasons. People with hair are dirty...

And yes I started going bald.... but was never a fan of "taking care" of my hair so I shaved it. Now, I can frrt dry it like a tooth brush after a shower and be ready to offend in a matter of minutes.

I did it once not thinking I'd keep doing it... but I have such a nice skull...

:D

28. Talk about the time when you lost a sale at internext and why you got so mad.
 

Fuck.

I won't name names cause the thief is no longer in the business but he fucking screwed me out of about three grand and a lot more that I was expecting out of that sale... concerning my kids and my lodgings and more....

Basically when I think of it and write of it I become incensed...

Anyhow the thief was sorta working with us on a promisory of sales. He brought his lovely girlfriend with him, who wasn't in the business (too bad). BUT he sucked at sales that weekend and he wanted to take her shopping in south beach. So when I went to the CyberSocket party and talked to a lot of people but encountered this cool dude who became our client... all seemed fine. He just wanted a final handshake with Mark, the owner, and basically joshed with us around the pool until Mark got there.

But unbeknownst to me, the thief had slipped my guy a business card and basically used his email to send a contract.... so when accounting hit it they sent him the 3k commission...

What pisses me off so much is that as well as the fact that 2much gave me a $500 bonus for the sale, the paperwork, chekcs and so on had already gone through and he was already paid, off and on his way, knowing he'd snagged a contract and sale from under me because he shot out the first email.

Scumbag isn't in the business any more ( read what I wrote earlier about carpetbaggers ) but it still fucked up a lot of things for me AND he basically ripped off 2much by claiming my commission.... mainstream MLM scammers stay in your realm from now on or I will become incensed... pissed off... very fucking angry... try again, please... Make My Day...

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YEAHHHH ONE HUNNERD FIDDY MEDIAGUY POSTS!!

bite a fart

Who said it was such a hard year?

Sales went down, we experimented with price packages, sales went up, how do I know?

Not my department, if it's even true...

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30. Do you ever expect to become a partner? What would it take for this to happen?
 

I don't *expect* to become a partner but I do plan to keep my implication in the company as deep as it can be...

Besides, Mark has exquisite nipples, and your new hairless back is a complete turn on for males or females... I don't see how I could escape this madness ...




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Hey hope I wasn't disappointing or anything but let's have a gratuitous bump!

Oh, and thanks to SleazyDream for this opportunity... I have something special for you real soon heheheheh

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just give Kedra my room key and we'll call it even!

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Thanks for your support Mr. K and your perfect pictorial punctuations. This was the perfect send-off ;)

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great ambush!

That was awesome :thumbsup

You think you know a guy... :winkwink:

Great answers Greg, honest and from the heart as always.