"Don't worry babe... I have a time machine at home... I can put you right back here in the bar and you won't miss a thing!"

if you dont give me your number ill kill you and your family :1orglaugh try that 1 :helpme

My friend, Tim, used to get very drunk and walk up to a sorority girl and say,

"Hi, what's your sign? I'm a feces....."

The looks he got were priceless.

When at a party - I don't believe we've been introduced.

When at a club - I like the way you dance

Elsewhere - Do you give your phone number to strangers?

But the pick up line just gets you to first base. Follow it up with sexy words like rendezvous, amazing and fantastic.

I bet if my cock was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out.

and he said "no, i haven't".... :2 cents:

Being a tall Dutch white guy in Asia comes with it's benefits.
I haven't used any pickup lines since I got here.
Hell, the more Rude you are the more interesting you seem to be to them.
The high end VIP hotties in particular. It's good for mojo.

This one is gold though: "I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson."

I whip out the big balboski and flop it on the table and say you can't handle this

Want another drink?

GFY Pick Up Artists at work :)

What will $300 bucks get me?