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Fucking hiliarious!!!!
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You guys couldn't at least make me look good for the boys? |
Jonathan
1:39 ? hey Revsand 1:39 ? hey hey Jonathan 1:39 ? when you gonna let me tap that? Revsand 2:00 ? my ass? anytime you want stud |
me: hey
XBizemployee: hey me: whattchu doing? XBizemployee: about to fix the xxxxxxx on the xxxxx list why whats up me: when you gonna let me tap that? XBizemployee: lol ok well, Friday remember me: oh ya, forgot XBizemployee: lol |
can someone give me elli's number so i can ask her/ :P
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LMAOO!!!! laying on the pimp hand I see |
I'm a girl so any girl I text this too is just ganna say yes lolz
But I'll tap you cheesy!! |
Hahaha...Just got StickyFingerz..
StickyFingerz (20:16): hey whats up? JOSH - MLP (20:16): nofin much...good day to tap dat eh ? StickyFingerz (20:16): eh? lol JOSH - MLP (20:17): good day to tap dat.. StickyFingerz (20:17): tap what? lol JOSH - MLP (20:17): it.. StickyFingerz (20:17): well ya thats a given lol JOSH - MLP (20:17): so when you gonna let me tap that ? StickyFingerz (20:18): lol who is this? JOSH - MLP (20:18): Josh...da tapper. StickyFingerz (20:18): okie lol JOSH - MLP (20:18): so....your not gonna let me tap that ? StickyFingerz (20:18): tap what or who? JOSH - MLP (20:18): you..and whatever... StickyFingerz (20:19): Do we know each other? lol :P Kudos to SF... |
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me: I need to take you shopping again for some more sexy clothes XBizemployee: lingerie? me: k XBizemployee: no im asking me: yes, sure absolutely XBizemployee: thats what ur talking about me: yes XBizemployee: lol me: when you gonna let me use the straps again to tie you up? XBizemployee: whenever you want me: I love you XBizemployee: haha ditto |
Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...
Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Kristen: Hope I have an answer Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Kristen: Can you be here in 5? Jeff: I'm outside already Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: What up hon? Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Lol hrm not sure :) I like gifts :p will u be at internext? Jeff: I sure am. Her: Wanna be roomies? And some responses from friends... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: K Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Tap what? Jeff: Tap THAT? Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you? Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;) Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;) Jeff: Oh nurse...;) Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;) Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: ? Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: wtf who's this? Jeff: Jeff! Her: Haha.. Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: Hey babydoll what's up? Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one! And for posterity, a male friend... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Him: Shoot Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Him: Who? Jeff: You! Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever. |
Me: got a question I wanna ask u
Her: sure hun Me: when u gona let me tap that? Her: hahahahah tap what? Me: dat ass! Her: ohhh Her: are u on myspace? Me: yah myspace.com/cheesefrog Her: you can surely tap it but I request that you stop watching john and kate plus 8 Eh? |
Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's
Me: Hi, got a question Hunan: yes Me: Can I tap that? Hunan: what? Me: you know, can I tap....that Hunan: you want to try what Me: I want to tap that Hunan: what number on the menu Me: 69 Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice Me: I want to tap that Hunan: I don't understand Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not Hunan: you can take out Me: take you out and tap that. Hunan: it comes with eggrolls Me: fuck now I'm hungry Hunan: what else Me: wanton soup :( |
Shok (2:57 PM):
so when can I tap that? Michele of SIN (2:57 PM): when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker. Shok (2:57 PM): ok Shok (2:58 PM): so when can I kill that and skin it I fuck on the first date Shok (2:59 PM): by fuck i mean shower you with gifts and i mean fuck as in fuck too Michele of SIN (2:59 PM): lol i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts" Shok (2:59 PM): little gifts Shok (3:00 PM): but alot, like 100 million of them in your mouth preferably or in my ass if you want to get freaky Shok (3:01 PM): so can I ? don't leave me hanging here smelling like bacon and failure Michele of SIN (3:01 PM): bacon? Shok (3:02 PM): it's my mating odor |
Shok (3:05 PM):
hey whats up got a question BIGG (3:05 PM): yo Shok (3:05 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that? Shok (3:06 PM): don't be afraid, I am very gentle I'm a lover not a fighter BIGG (3:06 PM): huh? wrong person Shok (3:06 PM): but im also a fighter so don't get any ideas Shok (3:07 PM): don't play hard to get silly Shok (3:09 PM): are you wearing spandex like me today BIGG (3:09 PM): i was yesterday its actually part of my work out attire it wicks the sweat away Shok (3:09 PM): mmmm go on |
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This thread made my day !
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This thread rocks!
I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol |
Me: can I ask u a question?
The Ashley: dumbass Me: when u gonna let me tap that? The Ashley: after I'm done with your dad Me: wat!? |
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This thread is an instant classic!!! |
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Skok those are great lol.
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lol @ Shok
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Haha good ones. Funny ass thread.:thumbsup |
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Shok (4:26 PM):
hey when can I tap that? Hollee (4:26 PM): When I get rid of the infection Shok (4:27 PM): wow |
you could have gotten laid today sir. :)
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Ell oh fucking ell shok!
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I knew I should have never directed you to this thread. What was I thinking? |
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wait. wife? you're married now? holy crap. congrats :) |
MIRC LOBBY
Me: Hi All No reply Me: How is everyone today ? No reply Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint Me : banned |
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guess that didn't work out haha |
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I text my close friends and they say yes you may.,cool
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haha this thread rawks
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Anybody have Vanilla's cell number?
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This is fucking classic! :1orglaugh
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Hahaha I agree. |
Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Tyler: I didn't know u turned gay Jon: That doesn't answer when Tyler: LOL whenever I guess then Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that? Bethany: Excuse me? Jon: I'm asking what time you feel it would be suitable for me to tap that. Bethany: Tap WHAT? Jon: Tap that. THAT. That which needs, no that which begs to be tapped. Bethany: I don't beg for it or need it. Besides, you already tapped it. Jon: So I would need a time machine then Bethany: Why would you want to tap it again? You already have. Jon: This isn't about why, merely a question of when. Bethany: Never. Now I want to know why |
bump for an amazing post which has brought
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Pornopat (19:34):
Jenni When you gonna let me tap dat? JenniDahling (19:36): lollllll Pornopat (19:36): so? |
JenniDahling (19:44):
Huh? Tap what? Or did you mean to say tape Pornopat (19:44): uhm no tap...you know tap...like in tap that! JenniDahling (19:47): The only thing I can think of you tapping is a maple tree or beer keg. But you can also pat that as in PornoPat lol I need to stop waking and baking on f Pornopat (19:47): oh crap |
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i got my ex comin here in half an hour ill see what the results are. |
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