GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Who's Ordering Their "Real Touch" ?? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=931910)

FreeHugeMovies 10-07-2009 11:49 AM

LOL Pussy this baby. I meant PUSH this baby!

FreeHugeMovies 10-07-2009 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16405246)
I'd rather go to the bar and pick a real one up...

Would you pick them up with your Michael Phelps comments?

Kard63 10-07-2009 02:30 PM

Why is there a pre-launch at all? Don't you have to watch their proprietary 'theater' for it to work? Umm, if that isn't launched you can't use it.

Fleshlight Team 10-09-2009 04:04 PM

https://static.fleshlightgirls.com/i...ers/FLG_06.jpg

These girls recommend a Fleshlight ;)

Over 2 Million Sold.

Cyber Fucker 10-09-2009 04:17 PM

I wouldn't put my dick into it, it looks like a meat grinder. :glugglug

Brent 3dSexCash 10-09-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fleshlight Team (Post 16414658)
https://static.fleshlightgirls.com/i...ers/FLG_06.jpg

These girls recommend a Fleshlight ;)

Over 2 Million Sold.



Looks as if the Vstroker already works with the Fleshlight and doesnt charge per minute... Apparently launching in October..

Iron Fist 10-09-2009 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 16403560)
And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.

Yeah and closing the browser hides it beautifully.... where the fuck do you hide this contraption? In your sock drawer? In the garage?

That's the problem... I can totally see this being a total pain in the ass...

Err wait.. that might be a good hiding spot... i'll brb. :thumbsup

Fucksakes 10-09-2009 05:21 PM

this one looks more interesting

CyberHustler 10-09-2009 05:25 PM

Who wants to buy me one?

ProG 10-09-2009 05:27 PM

My penis doesn't go near any motorized or electronic parts. :upsidedow

starpimps 10-09-2009 05:29 PM

51 man dildos

Brent 3dSexCash 10-09-2009 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 16403482)
The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.



I agree that if it fails it probably going to be because of the per minute rate. However, I don't think they have a choice, as I am guessing they probably make little if anything on the toy sale itself. It is a pretty crazy piece of hardware.

Like you said, it isn't exactly a turn on to stick your dick in an enclosed case and hear rattling, moving machinery.

CunningStunt 10-09-2009 06:26 PM



:1orglaugh

The Fleshlight and FN Cash get my vote, but I'm willing to sell anything if there are idiots out there willing to pay $200 to fuck a can. :thumbsup

alias 10-09-2009 06:42 PM

Who will be first to get their dick ripped off? Just look at blucigs recall: https://www.blucigs.com/doc/BluPackNotice.pdf


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:18 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123