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Sid70 01-12-2010 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16739982)
I think that might be a winner!
USB dick drive, women must stay in the kitchen!

Sid70 01-12-2010 01:06 PM
and on a positive note i wanted to add, a G-spot location that really works for every woman so we all are happy having orgasms as we cum at the same second :)

madawgz 01-12-2010 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 16735687)
I would make the lungs a more formidable force, so they could deal with smoking. The liver would be strengthened to deal with alcohol too.

Cancer and any std would be a non event too.
wow, the thread winner right there :thumbsup :thumbsup

that would be awesome

Shok 01-12-2010 01:21 PM
I would make sperm able to be woven into a fruit basket to give to the starving children in africa

CyberHustler 01-12-2010 01:23 PM
-Balls located in a safer place deep inside the body

-Women would have their periods rectally

-Bones made out of the stuff the Navi bones are made of (from avatar)

-Functional wings

-Women will have movable vaginas so that all men have to do is stick our dick in and the whore's vagina internally gyrates around our cocks till we bust a nut.

-Hair only growing in the usual spots from neck up, nowhere else...

-Neck that can turn 360 degrees

-Superior night vision

CDSmith 01-12-2010 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16735774)
Don't put the playground next to the toxic waste dump.
Yeah I'd definitely consider moving the plumbing a little further away from the PR department. (pleasure & reproduction)

1200mics 01-12-2010 01:32 PM
i would want more flexible body and faster remedy actually pretty much all the good stuff that my body can obtain like in tv show "Heroes":)

Bobbiekey 01-12-2010 05:02 PM
less addictive, more resistans

Sarah_Jayne 01-12-2010 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16740145)


-Women would have their periods rectally
A woman bleeding out of her ass would be an improvement?

Bobbiekey 01-12-2010 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16740908)
A woman bleeding out of her ass would be an improvement?
you mean bleeding inside would be better?

halfpint 01-12-2010 05:24 PM
I would want a fanny and a dick so that I could fuck myself for enjoyment for a change

NetHorse 01-12-2010 05:28 PM
Eyeballs that can zoom in and out with xray vision.

A pump instead of a heart.

Shoulders that are steel bearings on a pivet

Go go gadget legs

rowan 01-12-2010 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 16735800)
Good in theory but where would you move either to in order to remove the conflict? There is very little territory on the body where you could place either part and not have it be inappropriately placed.
Like another poster said, we poop from our feet.

I think we should also have intercourse through our umbilical cords. For the guys, you don't cut them!

Sarah_Jayne 01-13-2010 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobbiekey (Post 16740913)
you mean bleeding inside would be better?
No but I assumed you were having women relocate their menstrual flow to allow for you to not be put off by sex during her period. Then bleeding out of their ass while having sex wouldn't be a turn off?


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