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bronco67 07-01-2010 11:37 AM

The irony in this thread is truly mind blowing.

martinsc 07-01-2010 11:42 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EmOwFaFOLU...ernet-joke.gif

DamianJ 07-01-2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17295669)
I am still a little confused

A little?

bjlover 07-01-2010 11:46 AM

yoos is all rong, is shood be coold "meselfphone"

:2 cents:

tranza 07-01-2010 11:51 AM

What a useless thread. God.

DamianJ 07-01-2010 11:51 AM

This thread delivers.

DamianJ 07-01-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjlover (Post 17297733)
yoos is all rong, is shood be coold "meselfphone"

:2 cents:

yourself is right

myself like's you're stile

RazorSharpe 07-01-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17297808)
yourself is right

myself like's you're stile

wonder if we should start calling you dAmian. Does the lowercase d take on mystical properties and give your name a whole new pronunciation? Let's try this:

dAmian, you're stile is not write and myself have called you out on this factoid! Either accept it!

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 17297381)
Apple has incorrectly named their products.

They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL :2 cents:

As origionally quoted "Apple have incorrectly named their products".

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17297673)
i think they should have called it the "myselfphone"

Thats witty :thumbsup But then apple would have called it a "myselfPhone" :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 17297845)
wonder if we should start calling you dAmian. Does the lowercase d take on mystical properties and give your name a whole new pronunciation? Let's try this:

dAmian, you're stile is not write and myself have called you out on this factoid! Either accept it!

Call him WEASEL. All in capital letters.

Quoted from one of his blogs "I recently read some marketing advice aimed at porn companies where they suggest you research your competition (good idea) then in your adveritisng they suggest you trash your competition"

& Weasel is in adveritsng :1orglaugh

baddog 07-01-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17295153)
All of the Apple products, iTunes, iPhone, iPad & iPod are all spealt with the little "i". This should be pronounced similar to the "I" in "sim". An "I" pronounced "eye" is always a capital.

Wikipedia show the "iPhone" as "IPhone" in their url.


Truthfully, Apple have incorrectly named their products :2 cents:

How do you pronounce "irony?"

RazorSharpe 07-01-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17297885)
They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL :2 cents:

As origionally quoted "Apple have incorrectly named their products".



Thats witty :thumbsup But then apple would have called it a "myselfPhone" :winkwink:



Call him WEASEL. All in capital letters.

Quoted from one of his blogs "I recently read some marketing advice aimed at porn companies where they suggest you research your competition (good idea) then in your adveritisng they suggest you trash your competition"

& Weasel is in adveritsng :1orglaugh

shutup; you're a kNob! So he made a spelling mistake, what's the big deal? Every single one of your posts is brimming with errors.

NETbilling 07-01-2010 12:31 PM

Does it really matter since they are taking over the world?

DamianJ 07-01-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17297885)
They named the "i" years back with the iMac.

Wow. You learned something today. Well done. So this thread is not a total waste of everyone's time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17297885)
Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has???

Fucking brilliant. So brilliant I put it on the aRsewithcLass twitter feed.

DamianJ 07-01-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 17297845)
wonder if we should start calling you dAmian. Does the lowercase d take on mystical properties and give your name a whole new pronunciation? Let's try this:

dAmian, you're stile is not write and myself have called you out on this factoid! Either accept it!

yourself made me larf so much a litle bit of wee came out

Jon Oso 07-01-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17295253)
haha.... yes yes, nice one :thumbsup


At the same time, Im not criticizing Apple, just speaking of a fact. With this "i" can make a many mistakes as "i" want & should'nt have a worry :2 cents:


I have an iPhone, so I have nothing against Apple..... Do you not agree though. The name should either have been Iphone.

Dude, it's the NAME of something. There are also things like "Silent t's" like in Monet ...

Here's what will ruin your entire thought process behind the "i vs I."

Actually that last sentence did it for me. See if you can catch it!

DamianJ 07-01-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 17297903)
shutup; you're a kNob! So he made a spelling mistake, what's the big deal? Every single one of your posts is brimming with errors.

Now now. Gary left school at 16 and doesn't understand grammar, punctuation or humanity in general. He thinks a typo on a blog is in someway like finding pics of me fucking a 6 year old. He is REALLY enjoying thinking he somehow has one up on me because he found one typo on my blog.

Don't take that away from him.

KrissyElise 07-01-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17297885)
They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL :2 cents:

In past tense a group of people HAVE and one person or a company HAS.
I do not agree that Apple HAS incorrectly named their products.

If we are talking present:
Apple is incorrectly naming their products. If you want a group of people you would say:
Apple employees ARE incorrectly naming their products.

ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.


PAST
Singular: ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls have been amazing the masses with their stupidity for years.

PRESENT
Singular: ArseWithClass is amazing the masses with his stupidity.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls are amazing the masses with their stupidity.

FUTURE
Singular: ArseWithClass will amaze the masses with his stupidity for years to come.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls will amaze the masses with their stupidity for years to come.

DamianJ 07-01-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 17297959)
In past tense a group of people HAVE and one person or a company HAS.
I do not agree that Apple HAS incorrectly named their products.

If we are talking present:
Apple is incorrectly naming their products. If you want a group of people you would say:
Apple employees ARE incorrectly naming their products.

ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.


PAST
Singular: ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls have been amazing the masses with their stupidity for years.

PRESENT
Singular: ArseWithClass is amazing the masses with his stupidity.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls are amazing the masses with their stupidity.

FUTURE
Singular: ArseWithClass will amaze the masses with his stupidity for years to come.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls will amaze the masses with their stupidity for years to come.

http://asapriel.files.wordpress.com/...d_by_whale.jpg

What Gary understood from above:

<charlie brown's teacher's voice>
Waaah waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Waaah waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Waaah waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

</charlie brown's teacher's voice>

KrissyElise 07-01-2010 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17297885)
They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL :2 cents:

As origionally quoted "Apple have incorrectly named their products".

Apple is a company. ONE COMPANY, not many.


If Apple employees were spoken of, then yes, Apple employees have incorrectly named their product. You were referring to Apple as a singular company. Therefore if your statement was correct it would read:



As originally quoted "Apple has incorrectly named their products".

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17297897)
How do you pronounce "irony?"

Fair play... Is the "i" not said "I" because of the vowel "o" in the middle of the word? Ask an English language teacher & not myself please.:2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17297918)

I couldnt learn a thing from your grammer Weasel. Have you not noticed your cock up on your blog. I think you say that your in Adverisnging or something or other... You fucking weasel! :1orglaugh

Following myself around like a little lost attention seeking puppy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 17297959)
In past tense a group of people HAVE and one person or a company HAS.
I do not agree that Apple HAS incorrectly named their products.

If we are talking present:
Apple is incorrectly naming their products. If you want a group of people you would say:
Apple employees ARE incorrectly naming their products.

PRESENT
Singular: ArseWithClass is amazing the masses with his stupidity.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls are amazing the masses with their stupidity.

FUTURE
Singular: ArseWithClass will amaze the masses with his stupidity for years to come.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls will amaze the masses with their stupidity for years to come.

Check my threads, check my posts.. no trolling from myself!

Your just pissed because you tried to troll the thread with some incompitent comment. I dont have to correct grammer, Im stating a fact that Iphone should be spelt like this rather than iPhone. I have one... Take a chill pill :thumbsup

I was talking of Apple as a group, so they "have". Dont worry about an appology. Its ok :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17297981)

And yet this mammal would be more welcome in my pool than a dirty rotten weasel like you :thumbsup

DamianJ 07-01-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 17297996)
Apple is a company. ONE COMPANY, not many.


If Apple employees were spoken of, then yes, Apple employees have incorrectly named their product. You were referring to Apple as a singular company. Therefore if your statement was correct it would read:



As originally quoted "Apple has incorrectly named their products".

http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/cu...CHARL-8397.jpg

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 17297996)
Apple is a company. ONE COMPANY, not many.


If Apple employees were spoken of, then yes, Apple employees have incorrectly named their product. You were referring to Apple as a singular company. Therefore if your statement was correct it would read:



As originally quoted "Apple has incorrectly named their products".

To begin, why the fuck has this thread turned into a spelling bee???


I was pointing out a simple fact that iPhone should be Iphone.

I was also speaking about the company as the whole firm which have many working for them. A few people decide on the workings & the few directors manage decisions. They have, Apple have, what ever...

Why oh why would you not just either say, no, I like iPhone or no, your probably right & it could have or should have been Iphone etc.

SGS 07-01-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17297014)
No, as does spelling iPhone. Iphone is correct, but still your only from the mongrel pad of British forums. The lies, the enjoyment of slapping a guy between a few of you..... Nice bully... sit down bully.

You really don't do this "forum promo thing" very well do you?

baddog 07-01-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298050)
Fair play... Is the "i" not said "I" because of the vowel "o" in the middle of the word? Ask an English language teacher & not myself please.:2 cents:

I am sorry, but WTF? It looks like English, but I do not have a clue what it means.

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17298058)

Go & sort your blog out you silly boy.


Hey Weasel, have you added to your twitter account that Natalie & I have just finished another scene & also relax around the pool most days running camshows :2 cents:



Go & sort your spelling mistakes on your blog.... go on weasel, off you go :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS (Post 17298079)
You really don't do this "forum promo thing" very well do you?

SGS, If I am not mistaken, you have come into this thread because Weasel said to take a look at this. If I am wrong, appologies from myself. I noticed Weasel coming on strong, the pratt he is & maybe jumped the gun being a little heavy to you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17298080)
I am sorry, but WTF? It looks like English, but I do not have a clue what it means.

:1orglaugh

I was explaining that the word "irony" that you said, how about how this is pronouced is spoken as irony with the i because of the vowel in the middle. The o :thumbsup

ottopottomouse 07-01-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17297897)
How do you pronounce "irony?"

eye-ron-eee

DamianJ 07-01-2010 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298050)
I couldnt* learn a thing from your grammer* Weasel*. Have you not noticed your cock up on your blog. I think you say that your* in Adverisnging

Your* just pissed because you tried to troll the thread with some incompitent* comment. I dont* have to correct grammer*, Im* stating a fact that Iphone* should be spelt like this rather than iPhone.

*couldn't
*grammar
*weasel
*you're
*you're (again)
*incompetent
*don't
*grammar
*I'm
*iPhone

DamianJ 07-01-2010 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298065)
To begin, why the fuck has this thread turned into a spelling bee???

Because you are very very bad at grammar. Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it. And you started a thread criticising someone else's grammar.

And you were wrong in your criticism.

HTH

dAmian

DamianJ 07-01-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS (Post 17298079)
You really don't do this "forum promo thing" very well do you?

Is there anything he does well?

baddog 07-01-2010 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298111)

I was explaining that the word "irony" that you said, how about how this is pronouced is spoken as irony with the i because of the vowel in the middle. The o :thumbsup

Are you pronouncing it eye-rony or ear-rony?

DamianJ 07-01-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17298518)
Are you pronouncing it eye-rony or ear-rony?

I'm pronouncing it GARYISREALLYSTUPID

HTH Lloyd

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17298501)
Because you are very very bad at grammar. Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it. And you started a thread criticising someone else's grammar.

And you were wrong in your criticism.

HTH

dAmian


Weasel, go & sort your blog out. A comma goes between the "very, very" & :1orglaugh Every sentence I every write???? WTF! Get out :1orglaugh


I told you, Im not here to get the grammar right, im here saying that apple products should have been Iphone, Ipad, Imac etc. This is not a person in GFY, its a large company paying millions to get it right.

Go & sort your grammar on your blogs. Seriously... you are not in "adervterisng" as you put it :1orglaugh



FAIL

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17298561)
I'm pronouncing it GARYISREALLYSTUPID

HTH Lloyd

Seriously! You write blogs pretending to be Natalie or myself.... Look in the mirror & maybe read my latest comments http://www.twitter.com/gspotproduction

Maybe you need a decent girl to bring you off once a week :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17298501)
Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it.


Weasel, this has not been edited or every it has????? Mother fucker!

Go find a woman, settle down, have a child & get a life :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 07-01-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17297673)
i think they should have called it the "myselfphone"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DamianJ 07-01-2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298726)

And I quote:

Weve been filming around the pool with a lovely black fella. Damn, love a big hard black cock down my throat ;) Hope you like the new scene!

Hope you had fun sucking off the black guy. Really, even on my worst days I wouldn't have written that you had turned gay and sucked off black cock.

I mean, I live in the gay capital of the UK, I am cool with the gays, but I just didn't think you would come out in such a public way. And with such a big black cock.

I am pleased for you. Must be a relief.

DamianJ 07-01-2010 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298668)
Im not here to get the grammar right

So much is obvious.

bronco67 07-01-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17298065)
To begin, why the fuck has this thread turned into a spelling bee???


I was pointing out a simple fact that iPhone should be Iphone.

I was also speaking about the company as the whole firm which have many working for them. A few people decide on the workings & the few directors manage decisions. They have, Apple have, what ever...

Why oh why would you not just either say, no, I like iPhone or no, your probably right & it could have or should have been Iphone etc.

No one likes a spelling Nazi, but when you are pointing out "grammAR" problems, it's probably best not to formulate the post and thread title in the writing style of Tarzan. It should also be the one time of the year when you at least spell check, if spelling correctly is not your usual thing.

You're walking right into it....

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17299607)
No one likes a spelling Nazi, but when you are pointing out "grammAR" problems, it's probably best not to formulate the post and thread title in the writing style of Tarzan. It should also be the one time of the year when you at least spell check, if spelling correctly is not your usual thing.

You're walking right into it....

It wasnt the grammer. It was more the point to the grammer. Why would a multi million, or trillion company, not do a capital "I"? Straight forward :2 cents:

KrissyElise 07-01-2010 04:04 PM

Having a memorable product name is huge in marketing. They did just that . Everyone knows what an iPhone is. There is no "point to the grammar." This is not a grammar discussion at all. Are you one to tell me "Why didn't your mother name you Alyse?" It's a name. There are no rules on what you can name things/people.

ArsewithClass 07-01-2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 17299848)
Having a memorable product name is huge in marketing. They did just that . Everyone knows what an iPhone is. There is no "point to the grammar." This is not a grammar discussion at all. Are you one to tell me "Why didn't your mother name you Alyse?" It's a name. There are no rules on what you can name things/people.

? I would have said your "i" is said as "eye" in "Elise" because of the "e" after the "s"???



Agreed with the marketing & that the imac, iphone & ipad have been fantastic marketing products & the i has worked. Its only a thread, its only a thought... Chill :(

GrouchyAdmin 07-01-2010 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17297673)
i think they should have called it the "myselfphone"

That's about the only person you can call with this new one.

will76 07-01-2010 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17295153)
All of the Apple products, iTunes, iPhone, iPad & iPod are all spealt with the little "i". This should be pronounced similar to the "I" in "sim". An "I" pronounced "eye" is always a capital.

Wikipedia show the "iPhone" as "IPhone" in their url.


Truthfully, Apple have incorrectly named their products :2 cents:

http://theinsanityreport.com/home/wp.../02/bbnf4B.jpg.......

DamianJ 07-02-2010 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17299879)
? I would have said your "i" is said as "eye" in "Elise" because of the "e" after the "s"???

Huh?

You think her name is pronounced E-Lice?

Brilliant.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17299879)
Its only a thread, its only a thought... Chill :(

Aww, are you getting annoyed with every single person in this thread laughing at your stupidity?

ArsewithClass 07-02-2010 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17300880)
Huh?

You think her name is pronounced E-Lice?

Brilliant.




Aww, are you getting annoyed with every single person in this thread laughing at your stupidity?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-24hxfczh7...%2520elise.jpg

Need I say more? :2 cents: Not lice, or should I say nit lice....

Weasel, The sound of laughing, that you hear, is that of the world at you! Look in the mirror.

uno 07-02-2010 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17295361)
Please link to a site that explains how capitalisation changes pronunciation.

Polish, polish. :D

papill0n 07-02-2010 02:17 AM

im embarrased

ArsewithClass 07-02-2010 02:24 AM

i Am too. No need to b conserned with rulz, regs, grama & wot peeple fink, if we folo apple.

DamianJ 07-02-2010 02:36 AM

http://www.cs.wustl.edu/~schmidt/gifs/stupid.jpeg

ArsewithClass 07-02-2010 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17298501)
Because you are very very bad at grammar. Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17300891)
Look in the mirror.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17300928)

i rite agane, look in de miraw :winkwink:





Weasel, you only came on this thread with a childlike ignorance. Maybe that is just you. Instead of having a simple conversation you have to find reason for sarcasm.

Compared to other threads, this thread was straight forward & has a simple valid point.

I shall repeat it... Years ago, Apple decided to use a small i for their products. Why they didnt use a capital is beyond myself when it should be. Iphone, Imac, Ipad & Ipod.

Simple thread made bad by a couple of people from gFY..... :2 cents:


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