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cgiGeek 07-08-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok (Post 17319872)
Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's.

too friking funny :)

Major (Tom) 07-08-2010 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17319751)
http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-...-killing-event

Ominous reports are leaking past the BP Gulf salvage operation news blackout that the disaster unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico may be about to reach biblical proportions.

251 million years ago a mammoth undersea methane bubble caused massive explosions, poisoned the atmosphere and destroyed more than 96 percent of all life on Earth. [1] Experts agree that what is known as the Permian extinction event was the greatest mass extinction event in the history of the world. [2]

55 million years later another methane bubble ruptured causing more mass extinctions during the Late Paleocene Thermal Maximum (LPTM).

The LPTM lasted 100,000 years. [3]

Those subterranean seas of methane virtually reshaped the planet when they explosively blew from deep beneath the waters of what is today called the Gulf of Mexico.

Now, worried scientists are increasingly concerned the same series of catastrophic events that led to worldwide death back then may be happening again-and no known technology can stop it.

The bottom line: BP?s Deepwater Horizon drilling operation may have triggered an irreversible, cascading geological Apocalypse that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years.

:pimp



That's one big ass fart!
ds

colin farrell 07-08-2010 03:25 PM

can someone point me towards the tin foil hat dispensary please. i'm fresh out.

notime 07-08-2010 04:04 PM

You are scaring the people with this info. Scared people don't spend and make the economy halt. Death is inevatable anyway, like paying taxes.

Dead 07-08-2010 04:10 PM

Wrap this up with "Brave New World" Aldous Huxley style, and we have a winner!
Its the end of the world as we know it,..... and I still feel Fine:) Bring it on, history!

LickMyBalls 07-08-2010 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by colin farrell (Post 17320748)
can someone point me towards the tin foil hat dispensary please. i'm fresh out.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


FetishWeb 07-08-2010 09:17 PM

Wow, so that would mean Obama actually is the anti-christ then right?

Jack Sparrow 07-08-2010 11:12 PM

We wont all die just like that. Im willing to bet on that. 10 grand if we all die at once.

Brujah 07-08-2010 11:27 PM

Assume you're right. Why bother with a cover up? If it's over, it's over.

Amputate Your Head 07-09-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17321629)
Assume you're right. Why bother with a cover up? If it's over, it's over.

To prevent all-out anarchy, which is exactly what would happen. Picture it...

Obama goes on TV and announces that in less than 6 months we'll likely all be dead. At that moment, society and civilization break down. It's every man for himself and if you aren't able to defend yourself and your family, without fail, you won't survive long enough to witness the actual event. Failure = Death.

If such an event were probable enough for our government to own up to it publicly, all rules go right out the window. If everyone knows the clock is ticking, what would you be willing to do to attempt to survive it?

And how would the rest of the world react....




:rasta

bronco67 07-09-2010 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17321646)
To prevent all-out anarchy, which is exactly what would happen. Picture it...

Obama goes on TV and announces that in less than 6 months we'll likely all be dead. At that moment, society and civilization break down. It's every man for himself and if you aren't able to defend yourself and your family, without fail, you won't survive long enough to witness the actual event. Failure = Death.

If such an event were probable enough for our government to own up to it publicly, all rules go right out the window. If everyone knows the clock is ticking, what would you be willing to do to attempt to survive it?

And how would the rest of the world react....




:rasta

This is why I've been thinking about owning a gun again, for the first time in 15 years.

I think when/if the shit goes down, I'd like to have a fighting chance, rather than just resigning myself to laying down and dying.

After seeing The Road, one of the major things that stuck with me was that having a gun can make 1000% difference as to whether you live or die...if the natural catastrophe doesn't get you first. Worrying about people is far scarier than anything nature can throw at me. After 3 days of anarchy, my neighborhood would look like a Mad Max movie, with a Thunderdome in the ballfield near my house.

Agent 488 07-09-2010 08:28 AM

i'm going to mars with obama and castro so fuck you all ..

Caligari 07-09-2010 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17322280)
After seeing The Road, one of the major things that stuck with me was that having a gun can make 1000% difference as to whether you live or die...if the natural catastrophe doesn't get you first. Worrying about people is far scarier than anything nature can throw at me. After 3 days of anarchy, my neighborhood would look like a Mad Max movie, with a Thunderdome in the ballfield near my house.

The Road. I thought about that movie when I read this thread. Chilling.

Agent 488 07-09-2010 08:34 AM

http://cgvi.uscg.mil/media/main.php?...serialNumber=2

one tonne tar ball.

Amputate Your Head 07-09-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17322280)
This is why I've been thinking about owning a gun again, for the first time in 15 years.

I think when/if the shit goes down, I'd like to have a fighting chance, rather than just resigning myself to laying down and dying.

After seeing The Road, one of the major things that stuck with me was that having a gun can make 1000% difference as to whether you live or die...if the natural catastrophe doesn't get you first. Worrying about people is far scarier than anything nature can throw at me. After 3 days of anarchy, my neighborhood would look like a Mad Max movie, with a Thunderdome in the ballfield near my house.

I'm not too worried about owning guns prior to a societal collapse. There will be plenty around afterward to pick up for free. (off dead people). But I am checking to make sure my bug-out bags are up to speed.

Caligari 07-09-2010 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17322316)
I'm not too worried about owning guns prior to a societal collapse. There will be plenty around afterward to pick up for free. (off dead people). But I am checking to make sure my bug-out bags are up to speed.

thats a good point, but i will now have to modify my bag cuz i had made it for a zombie apocalypse;)

Amputate Your Head 07-09-2010 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17322324)
thats a good point, but i will now have to modify my bag cuz i had made it for a zombie apocalypse;)

LOL, mine was geared for Zombie Apocalypse as well as Self-Aware Robot Uprisings... :1orglaugh

Caligari 07-09-2010 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17322328)
LOL, mine was geared for Zombie Apocalypse as well as Self-Aware Robot Uprisings... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh I gotta say I've been keeping a close watch on my Roomba lately!

Brujah 07-10-2010 06:40 PM

Sell everything. Party it up. We won't make it to 2012. If I'm wrong, hey... you started fresh once. You can do it again.

Mr Pheer 07-11-2010 12:26 AM

I guess I wont have to worry about this expiration date on my milk.

Barry-xlovecam 07-11-2010 01:00 AM

251 million years
 
"251 million years ago..."

251 million years is a pretty nice run.

"Duck and cover" under your desk and kiss your (_|_) bye bye

Or, this is just another drama prediction ? Academy Award stuff though.

Owner 07-11-2010 01:59 AM

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=44375


http://i30.tinypic.com/oqws3l.jpg


that looks fucked

dynastoned 07-11-2010 04:02 AM

Were all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh

btw see here for proof http://www.bpoilspillgulf.com you can watch live as the oil spill spews into the ocean at an alarming rate.

WebairGerard 07-11-2010 09:12 AM

interesting video


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