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u-Bob 07-22-2010 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17353788)
I was all about them tasering her once to get her to calm down and get in the car...

A taser is a weapon an should only be used to defend against physical threats, not to punish people for not complying. Punishment is for the courts to decide, not the cops.

iseeyou 07-22-2010 08:01 AM


PR_Glen 07-22-2010 08:30 AM

I guess i'm the only one who thinks most of those are a pile of shit and bad advice...

of course don't provoke them, why would you anyway?


How about some new rules?

1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this.

2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark.

3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform?


Don't get me wrong, i am perfectly aware we have rights to dress and appear anyway we please, but my point is if you avoid dressing and appearing to be criminals they have less and probably no reason to come after you. (unless you provoke them, but i mentioned this) Why you think hitmen and serial killers are so hard to catch? They look and act like everyone else...

Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions?

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2010 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17354912)
I guess i'm the only one who thinks most of those are a pile of shit and bad advice...

of course don't provoke them, why would you anyway?


How about some new rules?

1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this.

2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark.

3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform?


Don't get me wrong, i am perfectly aware we have rights to dress and appear anyway we please, but my point is if you avoid dressing and appearing to be criminals they have less and probably no reason to come after you. (unless you provoke them, but i mentioned this) Why you think hitmen and serial killers are so hard to catch? They look and act like everyone else...

Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions?

Those are good tactics to be applied to the "avoid the cops" strategy.

iseeyou 07-22-2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17354912)
How about some new rules?

1. Don't look like and dress like an aging hippy. Cops deal with meth heads and junkies every day and they all look like this.

2. If your not in a motorcycle gang? don't dress like you are, you will get their attention and be an automatic mark.

3. Don't dress like a thugged out gangster. Again, cops are arresting people wearing this stuff more often then not so why wear the uniform?

Would you dress up like a zebra in a jungle full of lions?

4. Don't dress or act like a nig ger or spic, especially in a white neighborhood.

Roald 07-22-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG (Post 17353463)
This woman and her baby were clearly too much for two male officers to handle.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17353788)
wow... :Oh crap

I was all about them tasering her once to get her to calm down and get in the car...

But what he then did is BS... thats right there is a cop taking advantage of his position and losing his cop cool. She WAS resisting. but to throw her down like that... enough to knock her out... wow.

What a big tough guy... its not like she was "fighting" him either. Fuckin Loser!

Stupid bitch should have kept her big trailer trash mouth and cooperate, they should have crushed her skull American History X style for being this bad an example in front of her child :2 cents:

The Porn Nerd 07-22-2010 10:30 AM

The problem with your list Amp, as great as it is? The problem is that, if we all do what you advise, every American, then we ARE living in a Nazi Police State, and we all might as well have swastikas tattoed on our ass.

Great advice for individuals who don't want hassles, but spread that advice to a whole society and we're fucked.

Poindexterity 07-22-2010 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by amputate your head (Post 17349630)
remember folks, regardless of what you have heard, you are not legally required to utter a single word to police. Not even your name.

this here

brentbacardi 07-22-2010 11:19 AM

I just got pulled over last night and got a ticket. When the cop put his lights on, I pulled over immediately, turned off the car, put on my four ways, put the keys, license, registration on the dash, rolled down the window and put my hands on the steering wheel and DIDNT FUCKING MOVE AT ALL.

So when he gets up to the window he knows I am not driving off anywhere, I dont need to reach in my dark car (its at night) into the glove compartment or into my pocket and the 4 ways show im not a drunk asshole and realize im pulled over on the damn highway.

He actually noticed I did all this and said "wow if only everyone i pulled over was as easy" and said it put him more at ease right away.... I STILL GOT A FUCKING TICKET, my registration was expired by just a few days or something that I didn't realize because there isnt a registration sticker on the windshield to remind you which they had in the last state i lived. My fault for not paying attention but jeez he could have let me go with a warning.

ottopottomouse 07-22-2010 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 17355394)
I STILL GOT A FUCKING TICKET

haha haha ha

ha

fuzebox 07-22-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17354490)
In the US: no.
In most EU countries: yes. :(

In Costa Rica it's illegal to leave your house without country-issued photo ID (national ID card if you're a citizen, passport if you're not). Talk about police states and freedom.

Roald 07-22-2010 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 17355438)
In Costa Rica it's illegal to leave your house without country-issued photo ID (national ID card if you're a citizen, passport if you're not). Talk about police states and freedom.

same here..

Amputate Your Head 07-22-2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 17355438)
In Costa Rica it's illegal to leave your house without country-issued photo ID (national ID card if you're a citizen, passport if you're not). Talk about police states and freedom.

What do homeless people do?

Anthony 07-22-2010 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 17353965)
so police just walk up to random citizens and tazer them for no reason?



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