LOL Good one Al :thumbsup

I used to cuss out the surfers on my join forms back in the late 90s. Sales jumped.

Sweet (wet) dreams. Miss Eden is soooooooooo hawt. :)

Can we turn this into a hot music vid thread? That might please the gods.

Interesting. There is an ad running on Juicy (maybe you seen it) where it said something like "Buy a membership you cheap bastard." Text banner. Wonder how it did for ctr and sales. :)

Ok couple more vids and then I SUPPOSE I better do something else. LOL

I love this shit tho. I dont know why. Doesnt pay real well. But makes time go by. Makes it seem like you are getting more sups.

When I think of Al Capone. Ya know I am a Mob afficionado. But that is another thread. :) True I love that shit. But when I think of Al I want to buy him a beer. And be nice. Is that avatar friggin intimidating or what. :) No nonsense. That generation was tough baby.

If this was 1929 we would know who the man was around here.

Anyhow it's late, lets go down to Cheers. I will buy everything for anyone in this thread. :)

where the troubles all are the same



And toast Big Al in my thread. :)

Well, that takes your Mom out of the game.

LOL That was cool. :)

[I'm just over in the corner of the bar admiring how Big Al handles things. Whoo I so want to be on the right side of Mr. Capone. Maybe I could like drive or something. This shit doesnt make any money anymore and I am just the kind of clown to keep Mr. Capone amused. :)]

Wow I didnt know if I was f'd up or that font. :) Both I guess. :)

Good point tho. I need to look outside porn more. Thanks. Good advice. :thumbsup

Hey, I try to respond to all. :) Indeed. Thanks for confirming. It is just overall kind of shitty lately but then again the overall summer has been better than expected I guess.

But the consensus is it is shitty lately. So I feel better. :) I know you all arent going under. So that means things will get better.

things will get better

What a fucken thread. :) I gave it all for the signup gods. :)

I think it will help. It cant hurt. :)

Was fun. :)

Thanks to the lovely young ladies (in spirit) we so vulgarly through around tonight. But hey you know your hot when a professional porn peddler thinks you're hot. :)

I must say Bonnie is on my mind. :) Damn how did I miss her growing up in the wild 70's? hmmm. What a bod and face. Plus she can sing? Delaney must be happy somewhere right now. :)

it's been better...

Madonna allows NOTHING to be embedded. hehe she's tough. :)

What I want to say to the adult world is I'm..

Crazy For You

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A2pYLcdrcQs

I love this song.

Thanks for always letting me be myself. You are my heros and ND is God. :) OK couple others too. :)

BIG signups from here on :thumbsup

sorry to interrupt your prayers guys, but I think you should accept the reality about increased ratios and spend more time getting more traffic, that way you would get the same $$ ..

tell them on your tour with that words, they will buy like never before

Thanks vjo - now I have fucking DELLA REESE in my fantasies. Not good, not good.

Delaney is dead, sadly, but Bonnie is still going strong. Mid-fifties and looks a bit like Dusty Springfield these days, but quite the shaggable MILF. I always wondered if Delaney and Bonnie and Clapton ever had a threesome....:)

SALES SUCK TODAY STILL!! FYI. :D

No problem brother, welcome to the chapel of love, music and BIG signup karma. :)

Actually a couple guys said that. Anyone feeling extra ballzy is welcome to copy my text verbatum and throw it up somewhere. Would be interesting to see what happens. My gut is today's coddled wittle surfer would run home to their favorite tube. lol


Aaaah we have fun. :) It must be something with us "sightly" older guys hehe :)

Oh man, I have to let you go over into the very last "booth" over there. We have never ever had a request for Della Reese. LOL

But last guy in here, big dude, a man of the faith like myself, I think from Compton, mumbling something about "fris" or something.. he wanted to hear Lola Falana and of course I ushered the gentlemen to the very first booth. :) lol j/k

When I used to see Lola on The Johnny Carson Show, I think I would have to go up to my room. :)

this will kick the god's in the ass (in a good way)



aaaah just breath (someone's great tribute song and vid) I really like this song, mid 80's Jacksons / El deBarge / Jets sound. :)



this is the Lola I remember :Graucho



Here signups are a bit better and heading in the right direction. :thumbsup :)

I'm betting Clapton banged her more than once. lol I have to "look into" her further.

maybe I'll look into Della a bit more too. Hmmm. First vid I seen she had a jawline like Mr Ed. lol But hey I can overlook that. :) There has never been a hetero hornier than me. LOL

Kidding, Della doesnt read this board. :)

Keep the faith :thumbsup

The Church of Wacky WMs and BIG Signup Karma is back in session. Off and on.. :)

LOLA FALANA.
Enuff said.
Wow.

Actually, the "dream" (nightmare?) involved Della Reese, Ronnie Spector and that bitchy aunt chick from Sanford & Son (can't remember her name) all pointing at my "mister peabody" and org laughing. I think the Temptations "Ball of Confusion" was playing in the background. Then Jeannie blinked and i was suddenly face-fucking Florence Henderson while Mary Tyler Moore finger-fucked my ass. I think Papa Brady was in the corner, wanking it to Playgirl. There was a lot of 'Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Oh JAN!" going on, too, but that was just me rambling, I think.

When Danny Bonaduce walked in with a plate of fresh condoms I woke up. Whew!

Thanks vjo! Your vids/comments inspire more interesting dreams then when i was doing coke back in the '90's. LOL

August is a slow month.

:2 cents:
True dat. :disgust

Oh god now your talking Ronnie Spector.

You know I am helpless when I see these kws. So I blame this whole shabasco on that sinner Mister Peabody. :)

However he repented his wicked ways yesterday and is now in the good karma bro for life club. :) The one bennie?

No shave. :)

Hmm Ronnie Spector.. give me a bit.

My God, did they lock up Phil yet? Dont want any bad karma ya know. :)

Oh man I just seen all the kws. Mary Tyler Moore.. Great choice!

The "hat toss" was at 1st St S (I think, someone correct me :) ) and Nicollet Avenue in Minneapolis, 1970 in front of the old Donaldson's bldg. :) I remember her coming to film it visiting my grandma in Mpls. :)



you might just make it after all

What are your feelings regarding Mia Farrow?

Here's mine: cute as a button circa '68.
Rosemary's Baby? yes, it's mine cause I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MIA for hours and hours with my crooked little cock.

BUT....

Frank Sinatra??? EWWWW!

WOODY ALLEN???

Triple EWWWWWWW!

47 adoptions and counting? Admirable but kinda pathological.....

STILL living in that 18 room Central Park West rent-controlled mansion she lived in for years at $293 a month? Sure the rent went up to a whopping $2001 a month ($1 over the legal limit, where it's stayed for over fifteen years now) but seriously; pro-rated and she could live to 150 and never pay what she should've been paying for years.

My only regret is that I did not fuck her ASS back during the Rosemary's Baby filming. Or did I? Qualudes are a hell of a drug....

Ah well, I'm rambling. Why? BECAUSE SALES STILL FUCKING SUCK COCK TODAY!!!

I'm switching the cascade over to Epoch for a while. It's time I started yelling at THEM, too (just to be "fair and balanced").

PS: Meredith Baxter-Birney circa 1972!

LOL funny stuff. Hmm lots of guys have this thing for Flo Henderson. I can see why. We'll add her to the cue. :winkwink:

Oh and Jeannie. Can we really HANDLE Jeannie. hmmm?

Better ask yourself that. :)

Oh and Marcia's in there. :) I always would of took Jan but Marcia is hawt I agree.

And I love the Temptations. :)

I sent Papa Brady to a gay cj site.

And I gave Aunt Ester $500 and a bus ticket downtown.

Danny is cool. He can stay and watch. :)

1:384 on my main sponsor. not bad, not great.

That's where you lost me. I have a "No Creepy Gingers" in the bedroom whilst fucking Policy. Sorry, company policy Danny, now SCOOT! You can send Susan Dey in but I'm gonna face-fuck her with cheeseburgers first, just so ya know.

AUNT ESTER!! LOL Great - now tonight it's gonna be Aunt Ester and the maid from Brady Bunch duking it out in my dreams. GRRRR!

Whitman Mayo could film the whole thing tho....gotta be some $$$ in that....

Is MTM a dollface in 1970 or what. :) Give me a bit to catch up on life then "service" will resume. :)

Cake, cookies, brownies (hmmm courtesy of Mister Peabody.. isnt that nice :) ) and refreshments at the back of the congregation. :)

I have a New Strategy:

Keep bumping this baby TOE DA TOP til sales resume. Fuck, I'll post shit like this all day long if I have to:

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/doggie.gif

Where are the sales boy? Go find 'em! Good doggie!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That is solid :thumbsup Good to hear.

LOL and LOL again

Oh Yeah Susan Dey. Laurie, Laurie, Laurie :) cued. :)

Whitman Mayo. :1orglaugh You get any of this cast in a film and we got a winner. :thumbsup

Meredith Baxter-Birney circa 1972

Not a lot on Meredith but this is rather pleasant :)



I havent checked out Mia that much. I'll look her up in 1968 now. Got me curious. :)

Maybe we need a pray to Epoch icon as well for the congregation. Someone get on that. :)

this is great! What's My Line with Sinatra and Mia as the mystery guest. (Frank Sinatra's second wife was Mia Farrow)



very cute and petite

Well I def picked the right title to keep bumped.

And little grey Nifty Stats popup feel free to join in. I am in love with you. :) YOU are God to me. :)

Few odd progs coming to life lately. Silvercash and HiDef Riches... in the hooooouuse :thumbsup

Maybe we also need to give kudos as they come. :winkwink:

Relax MP. I am opening the spigot on Fellucia Blow today. I got you covered. :) It is doing well for me :thumbsup

Laurie

prob the hottest vid of Miss Barbara Eden I have seen

"Oh my god Barbara Eden in a tight dress and high heels!! There is a God!!!!"

The Andy Griffith Show (S2) - "The Manicurist" pt.1/3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G0Kvqh0VQHg (embed disab)

1964, oh baby, I can smell the bus fumes, very hot pumps

your sales suck buddy.. and you are the PIMP of your own mom to make some cash?

that sucks.

heh.

I got it!

An anti-adult terrorist group has CCBill Paul tied up and held hostage somewhere and they are playing around with all the "buttons". :helpme











Maybe not.

Note: j/k CCBill and Epoch. We suck, not you. :) (in a nutshell)

If I wont f with Big Al I sure aint gonna mess with CCBill. :)

Argos88 does all my talking to big Al.

Kidding Big Al. :)

Kidding Argos88 :)

How did I get in between a mob war? I am just the disc spinner. :)

you'll pay me 20 grand?



lets turn this shit up, next level



Sign ups are getting ready to ROCK and ROLL! I can feel it :thumbsup

Pat somewhere live in Europe. I think I seen cute little otto in the front row (bring back the avatar my sunshine :) ) I dont care if you're male. :) hehe

The real girl, otto can be a STAR!



wanted to see them about 1987, didnt happen



I know, actually otto is a little dog :) but who's that girl?

this always inspires me

Absolutely one of greatest performers of all time, (imo the greatest) to dance and sing live flawlessly (are you kidding me) a northern midwest girl and one of BF's original neighbors. :) That kicks ass.

Fucken major energy eminates from that.

The timing, the rehearsal, the dedication, the sacrifice, the confidence to execute perfectly when it's time.

A beautiful thing.

she was major hawt in 84

once each 2 or 3 months we have this kind of threads

Sales are better than ever mother fuckers, look at my sig.

Just kidding, yeah sales have been slow this month. Oh well, complaining about it won't change a thing. :upsidedow