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Vjo 08-19-2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 17428360)
once each 2 or 3 months we have this kind of threads

You must mean where a wm goes off the deep end. :)

Because we have "sales suck" threads every month at least. :)

I am just tired of "building" shit. I get paid the same amount to post fun videos as I do to build shit. Zip.

Ok not quite that bad. :)

Vjo 08-19-2010 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 17428369)

Just kidding, yeah sales have been slow this month. Oh well, complaining about it won't change a thing. :upsidedow

:thumbsup As long as everyone else is sucking then I dont mind sucking. :)

We're all eb'd up. Well actually we're loosey goosey, the public is all eb'd up. :)

TheSenator 08-19-2010 07:59 PM

I just got a sale on Ariel Rebel!


Thank You

Vjo 08-19-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 17428383)
I just got a sale on Ariel Rebel!


Thank You

RFO man :thumbsup

Shits picking up. Big weekend coming.

Vjo 08-19-2010 08:41 PM

Someone throw a wrench into youtube.

Seriously I think they are hurting everyone big time. Look at me. It's a ball. And I aint even viewing the fun, racy stuff. (yet)

1 ton gorilla on the block of internet entertainment.

trust me, this will shake it up


Vjo 08-19-2010 09:02 PM

the greetings of people in trouble



take me back

Vjo 08-19-2010 09:50 PM

you might think i'm wasting time



let's be carefree and happy :)



you young guys dig this, they are the Ozark Mountain Daredevils :winkwink:



smother me with delight (my fav)



when the man comes to you



there is a road to glory



i wish that i could of been there with him



great live 1976



now were cooking



more live



This set WILL turn the ENTIRE adult industry completely around :thumbsup

Plus now I got some songs to listen to. :)

$5 submissions 08-19-2010 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17426035)
This month is better than last month. Today is my best sales day ever.

Right on!

http://i35.tinypic.com/2nl5tld.jpg

The Porn Nerd 08-19-2010 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17428374)

I am just tired of "building" shit. I get paid the same amount to post fun videos as I do to build shit. Zip.

Sorry to abandon you for eight hours vjo - Carly, the next 'Mister Peabody Girl', thought her shoot was tonight instead of tomorrow afternoon. Well, a hot 23 year old latina from Miami who's only in NYC for 3 days and REALLY needs a shoot so PLEEEEEZE Mister Peabody do not re-schedule little Carly? PLEEEEEEZE?

Being the Humanitarian you know that I am, I fucked the shit out of her. We even ordered pizza and I got a "freebie" in the shower afterwards.

The whole time? Thinking of Sally Field in her 'Flying Nun' outfit. I swear, I am SICK. Raging boner tho.....:D

So sorry I left church there for awhile vjo - but now I'm back, ready to congregate and hollah and...ahem....

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SALES?????????????????????

Okay, I DID get about ten sales whilst shagging little Carly ("Oh Papi!!"). But I won't let ya down vjo - no sales for YOU means...well, no sales for you. But still, that doesn't make Mr. P happy. Why? Because I FEEL you brother, I really do. I am SICK of building, building, building, posting, designing, hitting a freakin' KEYBOARD every damn day.

And yet it allows moments like with Carly.....and then there's all those awesome vjo YouTube videos....awww shit, I LOVE THIS BUSINESS!!!

(I know, I know: WHAT business?? Hello SALES??)

Vjo 08-19-2010 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17428561)
Sorry to abandon you for eight hours vjo

Hey there he is. :) My Ed McMahon :)

http://i35.tinypic.com/2nl5tld.jpg

:1orglaugh

No problem. I diligently did my duty and entertained the troops. :) Let me now read your post and I should be able to post a shitload more. lol :upsidedow

The Porn Nerd 08-19-2010 10:52 PM

O Jebus, hear our Prayers:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
CCBill and Epoch.
CCBill and Epoch who-o-o?
CCBill and Epoch, who can:

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/rainingmoney.gif

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/miracle.jpg

NOTE TO POPE: Will Light Candles For Sales...

Vjo 08-19-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17428561)
all those awesome vjo YouTube videos....awww shit, I LOVE THIS BUSINESS!!!

Aw shucks. :)

People forget that MP actualy bangs his own content out as it were. :) Awesome. (I'm so jealous :) )

THIS is why I MUST feed MP with constant pervy imagery and thoughts to keep him going so his sites sell and keep me going with SUPS!

I tell you, I got a plan here.

What site does she go with? Fellucia Blow? :)

Vjo 08-19-2010 10:58 PM

hehe I'll get that name right. I have to look at my links. :) it's Blow not Blue . Two l's.

Is it late enough for Flo Henderson. lol While MP has already shot 3 loads, i've shot none. :)

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/rainingmoney.gif

Still sucking but it was a better day. Tomorrow she will shine.

woke up this morning feeling fine



holy shit Herman is happy :)

The Porn Nerd 08-19-2010 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17428589)
Aw shucks. :)

People forget that MP actualy bangs his own content out as it were. :) Awesome. (I'm so jealous :) )

THIS is why I MUST feed MP with constant pervy imagery and thoughts to keep him going so his sites sell and keep me going with SUPS!

I tell you, I got a plan here.

What site does she go with? Fellucia Blow? :)

heh - I re-designed my "main" site, the one that I never pay attention to but still makes bank. This is the old design, still live:

http://www.themisterpeabody.com/index.html

The new design should launch in about a month, once I finish up the Blog and finish shooting hotties like Carly. There will be tons of promo material on PeabodyCash for loving affiliates to use (and abuse). :)

So yes, the Rumours are true: MISTER P IS BACK PEOPLE!!! Shakey cam, bad lighting, little dickie and hot hotties, in my unique, unwatchable "style".

Ahhhh.....tax-free sex again. Thank GAWD my girlfriend left me....:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17428594)
Is it late enough for Flo Henderson. lol While MP has already shot 3 loads, i've shot none. :)

It's ALWAYS time for a little Flo buddy. I prefer the "brownies cooking, oven mitts on" look myself. Oh call me to dinner Mrs. Brady....

Vjo 08-19-2010 11:26 PM

before i totally fag out on ya



This song reminds me of Jessica Hahn dancing wildly and I have no idea why. But I like it.

Vjo 08-19-2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17428600)
heh - I re-designed my "main" site, the one that I never pay attention to but still makes bank. This is the old design, still live:

http://www.themisterpeabody.com/index.html

The new design should launch in about a month, once I finish up the Blog and finish shooting hotties like Carly. There will be tons of promo material on PeabodyCash for loving affiliates to use (and abuse). :)

So yes, the Rumours are true: MISTER P IS BACK PEOPLE!!! Shakey cam, bad lighting, little dickie and hot hotties, in my unique, unwatchable "style".

Ahhhh.....tax-free sex again. Thank GAWD my girlfriend left me....:D



It's ALWAYS time for a little Flo buddy. I prefer the "brownies cooking, oven mitts on" look myself. Oh call me to dinner Mrs. Brady....

Good to hear :thumbsup

Oh boy, I might have to have a "livation". Look out. Up till now I was straight as an arrow. :upsidedow :1orglaugh Flo deserves only the best. :)

BTW the brownies were great. The congregation says thanks :thumbsup

Me, I cant figure why I am posting 10 song sets of the Ozarks to strangers in the night. :)

1000 impressions in 24 hours. I like it. :)

Vjo 08-19-2010 11:56 PM

I should really just post my top 5 babe vids and MP's.

But it is soooo personal. :)

Hold on. Hold on.

A guy has to be feeling no pain to go up and kiss Mrs Brady and attempt a two base steal for pete's sake. :) lol

hehe I am getting a bit turned on here when i REALLY think of making out with Mrs Brady for real.

:1orglaugh

Vjo 08-20-2010 12:15 AM

Mister Peabody has the full DVD set



hmm wesson oil :)



coochy coochy



this is wack crazy



Eve Plumb today (damn we're all old :) )



marcia, marcia, forever young baby



turn the sound down :winkwink:



awesome early Flo



sound down :)



oh yeah



10 vids, I dont fuck around :)

The Porn Nerd 08-20-2010 12:18 AM

I swear, I was horny as a DOG when I was a kid (big surprise) and was so repressed, Christianity-speaking-wise (again, what a shock) that I had it ALL twisted in my mind:

Mrs. Brady and Mrs. Partridge (that bird), tag-teaming my wee-wee. Why not? Mrs. P (eh?) was a WIDOW for God's sake, and had all kinds of disturbing sexual chemistry with her half-son Keith. Meanwhile, Mrs. Brady was married to a fag. I'm IN!

But then...But then...the shows were over and it was time for...THE ADDAMS FAMILY!! O O O O God MORTICIA!!!! O O O O O -

So kids, that's why, today, Mister P's "types" include (and are limited to) the following:

1. Blondes with short hair
2. Goth chicks with long, black hair

Stay in school kidz. Don't do drugs. And for Heaven's Sake PLEASE don't put peanut butter on your asshole and let your golden retriever puppy lick it off.

The Porn Nerd 08-20-2010 12:24 AM

The closest I ever came (heh - I kill me) to a "Charo Lookalike". And yes, she's wearing sunglasses because would YOU want to be known as having had sex with Mister Peabody? I think not. Besides, her hombre would be muy pissed OFF:

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/charo1.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/charo2.jpg

Caliente! Oh Papi!

Vjo 08-20-2010 12:32 AM

So Mrs Brady or Mrs Partridge in 1971?

Asked you first. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17428669)

1. Blondes with short hair
2. Goth chicks with long, black hair

Wow! Surprise! I'm also into both of those types. :) Espec Blondes with short hair? ok ummm the chick from the Dixie Chicks Natalie Maines :)

very nice



my fav :)


Vjo 08-20-2010 12:50 AM

coochy mama

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/charo1.jpg

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I so want to molest her out in the Sugar Cane somewhere south of Belize. :)

Then back to the Glenn Frey vid as I'll be running for my life!

Vjo 08-20-2010 01:06 AM

kudos to Howard for allowing that to be streamed. Natalie Maines can really sing. Very under rated. Very nice voice. I am in love again. :)

Well boyz and girlz, I think my sidekick Mister Peabody passed out (dang guy is banging too many broads) so i guess we will wish you all.. at least some decent sups tomorrow.



I so want to walk around Comiskey Park alone with Natalie at 4 am after a Chicago concert :upsidedow Ok ride around. :)

I know it makes no sense. :)

PGR 08-20-2010 01:23 AM

baba booey

Vjo 08-20-2010 01:59 AM

3 favs :)







Come back to radio Arthur Lange :thumbsup

adult-help 08-20-2010 02:52 AM

adult sales really sucks lately, they were down since the demise of the adult-profit.

The Porn Nerd 08-20-2010 11:01 AM

Yes vjo - crashed BIG time last night/this morning! Red wine is grand but not a friend in terms of staying awake.

natalie Maines is HOT but her body is kinda whack - stocky, short, no titties....but if she's bobbing up-and-down sucking a cock - hell yeah!

Oh - Mrs. Partridge circa '71, definitely! Mrs. Brady was REALLY hot in some of those pre-Brady Bunch vids you posted. MMMMM! But by 1971 I gotta go Partridge. :))

Sales seems better today, BTW. LOL

Vjo 08-20-2010 12:46 PM

SUPS are UP :thumbsup (a bit :) ) Hope yours are too.
Couple guys still eb'n but we will break through. :)

We have to watch Madonna again :) why? It shows the courage we all need to push on.
and cause it's my thread. :) and cause I (and Mister Peabody) banged out 1000 imps in 24 hrs. :)

Loved every minute. :) I knew it was the time to sit back. :) I once worked 19 days and chgd a site around 19 times (one major change each day). I kept losing money 19 times or getting no better. On the 20th day I put it back to the orig. :)

The old school boyz used to say work smarter not harder. :) Sometimes you need to just let er ride.

---

This is one of the very few videos Madonna allows out. I believe she is extra proud of it as it also is in Detroit, Michigan her home state.

I noticed in the closeup at the end how young and great she looks and with all the stage makeup and esp mega stage eye liner and great lipstick. She looks great.

Can you imagine sitting in makeup and hearing the crowd roaring outside.. you have done it 100 times in rehearsal.. but now it's time..

This is the gut check true superstars can rise to and surmount..



kick ass girl


and good morning, (in my case) afternoon or evening to you :)

Vjo 08-20-2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17429729)
Yes vjo - crashed BIG time last night/this morning! Red wine is grand but not a friend in terms of staying awake.

natalie Maines is HOT but her body is kinda whack - stocky, short, no titties....but if she's bobbing up-and-down sucking a cock - hell yeah!

Oh - Mrs. Partridge circa '71, definitely! Mrs. Brady was REALLY hot in some of those pre-Brady Bunch vids you posted. MMMMM! But by 1971 I gotta go Partridge. :))

Sales seems better today, BTW. LOL


Good to hear :thumbsup Things are heading in the right direction. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Knock on wood.

I hear ya. I'll tell ya what, I'm gonna go with Flo 1971. :)

Besides I posted 10 vids and at least SOMEONE has to watch them. :winkwink:

Ginger or Maryanne and were both happy again. :)

Edit: Your prob right. In 1971 Shirley was a bit of a milfy eye catcher to say the least. rrrrrooooowwwwWWWW

The Porn Nerd 08-20-2010 01:13 PM

When it comes to the great "Ginger vs. Maryanne" debate - which is very similar, to me, to the "Veronica vs. Betty" argument with the Archie comics - I have to say it breaks down like this:

I want 'em both. Together.

Do i HAVE to choose??? Okay, well then....um.......

Ginger - for the six weeks; then Maryanne for the next 3 months, then....

Okay, I'm obviously cheating here. Gun to head? Fucking Ginger. Why? 'Caue I'm pretty sure a fifteen minute trip through kansas or Iowa and I'd have about a thousand maryannes. LOL Only 1 Ginger!

(Veronica over Betty, too; blondes are a dime a dozen but a brunette GOTH chick who's daddy is RICH? Count me in.)

Now: Raqual Welch, Ann-Margeret or Jane Fonda (Barberella Jane, of course)?

(So you have all the info: Ann-Margeret was "monogamous" in the sixties as was Raquel, but Jane's hubby Roger vadim used to "make her" (her words, ?) go out and pick-up French whores for threesomes, just cause her hubby told her to. Wow!)

Janelle 08-20-2010 01:27 PM

We're also having a good month. August must be hot for dating. Give me a shout if you're interested in testing us 50/50 vs anyone else :)

stever 08-20-2010 01:29 PM

damn whats this thread even about anymore?

Vjo 08-20-2010 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stever (Post 17430118)
damn whats this thread even about anymore?

Fucking Around & Signups Discussion :)

Mostly fucken around :)

The Porn Nerd 08-20-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stever (Post 17430118)
damn whats this thread even about anymore?

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/sexgod.jpg

...and sweet, sweet CCBill/Epoch sales yo!

Vjo 08-20-2010 01:46 PM

OK MP, I have always wanted to do this and you are my perfect red blooded hetero male to test. :)

Who would you take #1 and please quickly c&p rank these. :)

Top 10 hottest and sexiest ever female pop or rock performers:

(my choices, in their prime, 1=hottest)

drumroll...

---

10) Patty Smyth
09) Pat Benatar
08) Britney Spears*
07) Christina Aguilera
06) Suzanna Hoff
05) Marie Osmond
04) Madonna
03) Olivia Newton-John
02) Sheena Easton
01) Stevie Nicks

---

So what do you say BIG boy. :)

* granted her prime was prob age 18 :)

honorable mention: Joanne Catherall or Susan Ann Sulley (Human League)

will get back to g & maryanne :)

Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll baby


Vjo 08-20-2010 02:28 PM

Boy I look old. :) I almost threw Katy Perry in but these are just me.

I guess I'll do a "fuckoff poll" if I can remeber how to :) with these. I want to see who guys around here like. Should be interesting. Please vote.

Maybe I need 10 more though. 10 more new school. lol

Katy Perry
Kellie Pickler
Beyonce

come to mind. I need 7 more. :)

Hottest and Sexiest Female Pop or Rock Performer Ever

Help me out. If I see interest, I'll post the poll. :) And prob will anyhow. :)

Get your girl in man. See how she does. No censorship. I am open minded. Hell even Della Reese. Well OK she has to be better than Della. :)

BTW, lets just say this is MY summer vacation. That explains everything.

Vjo 08-20-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17430084)
When it comes to the great "Ginger vs. Maryanne" debate - which is very similar, to me, to the "Veronica vs. Betty" argument with the Archie comics - I have to say it breaks down like this:

I want 'em both. Together.

Do i HAVE to choose??? Okay, well then....um.......

Ginger - for the six weeks; then Maryanne for the next 3 months, then....

Okay, I'm obviously cheating here. Gun to head? Fucking Ginger. Why? 'Caue I'm pretty sure a fifteen minute trip through kansas or Iowa and I'd have about a thousand maryannes. LOL Only 1 Ginger!

(Veronica over Betty, too; blondes are a dime a dozen but a brunette GOTH chick who's daddy is RICH? Count me in.)



(So you have all the info: Ann-Margeret Now: Raqual Welch, Ann-Margeret or Jane Fonda (Barberella Jane, of course)?was "monogamous" in the sixties as was Raquel, but Jane's hubby Roger vadim used to "make her" (her words, ?) go out and pick-up French whores for threesomes, just cause her hubby told her to. Wow!)

OK. I'll take Maryanne. :)
Based on what we saw on tv Ginger was awful hot and when it came out was my choice but I think Maryanne would be better the second time and more fun. :)

Plus she recently (couple years back) got busted riding through Idaho or Montana with a small amt of mj I was reading. Sounds like a fun girl.

"Now: Raqual Welch, Ann-Margeret or Jane Fonda (Barberella Jane, of course)?"

although hanging out with Peter would be really cool in 1969

I would like to hang out with her after she filmed this WML :)



aren't WML games fun :)

The Porn Nerd 08-20-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17430165)

Who would you take #1 and please quickly c&p rank these. :)

Top 10 hottest and sexiest ever female pop or rock performers:

(my choices, in their prime, 1=hottest)

drumroll...

---

10) Patty Smyth
09) Pat Benatar
08) Britney Spears
07) Christina Aguilera
06) Suzanna Hoff
05) Marie Osmond
04) Madonna
03) Olivia Newton-John
02) Sheena Easton
01) Stevie Nicks

---

Okay, from your list (then my list below):

10) Pat Benatar
09) Olivia Newton-John
08) Christina Aguilera
07) Britney Spears
06) Marie Osmond
05) Madonna
04) Patty Smyth
03) Sheena Easton
02) Stevie Nicks
01) Suzanna Hoff

Mister Peabody's List of Hot Female Rockers (in order):

1) Michelle Phillips
2) Nico
3) Suzanna Hoffs
4) Stevie Nicks
5) Dusty Springfield
6) Grace Slick
7) Kylie Minogue
8) Joan Jett
9) Sheena Easton
10) Bonnie Tyler

HONORABLE MENTION: Patti Boyd ne Harrison ne Clapton*

* So okay, not technically a singer but still a "rock and roll chick" if ever there was one. HOW many songs have been written for/about her? "Layla"...."Wonderful Tonight"...."Something".....

Vjo 08-20-2010 03:41 PM

Awsum man. I am so thankful. :) I am easily amused.

Give me time to assimilate this. :)

It is weird folks when you "release" your sexual inhibitions and fess up your top 10 in public. It's very interesting to see what guys think of your choices and vice versa which is why I will do MP the respect and sort his list :)

I am impressed :thumbsup

MP Rocks folks. Get some hits going to Fellucia Blow (it is rising in popularity on Google) dont take my word.

This guy is happening! Mister Peabody and his Adventures. Surfers are clicking that shit up.

You can even compete with me. I aint worried about it. :)

Do we have fun :) It's summer. Lets not be so serious. Get your ducks in a row tho.

And praying seems to work.

Signups are getting better tho. Saturdays are explosive lately.

OK back to fun stuff... give me a bit MP

Vjo 08-20-2010 04:07 PM

Sorry, this is req a little research. :) On Nico esp. and Dusty Springfield, want to be sure :) I take this very seriously. :)

Were getting hammered with rain today and my shit is loading so slow. :disgust

research with me







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