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MiLo 08-20-2010 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Riffhard (Post 17430180)
Anyone know how Zack and Miri make a Porno did?

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/...makeaporno.htm

dyna mo 08-20-2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17430200)
That's a funny and scary story. :1orglaugh
Trying to find your email, can you send me an email with it. I'll send you details. Maybe I should hit up Baddog too, if he has any miles left on it.

yeah, it was pretty funny, he went off about how i need to choose a better spot to park my scoot next time if i plan on leaving early. fuck, the entire lot was jammed with bikes, i could of gotten there at 10pm and still not be able to get out without peeps moving shit around.

sending an email to you now.........

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-20-2010 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17430217)
yeah, it was pretty funny, he went off about how i need to choose a better spot to park my scoot next time if i plan on leaving early. fuck, the entire lot was jammed with bikes, i could of gotten there at 10pm and still not be able to get out without peeps moving shit around.

sending an email to you now.........

That's funny, next time take a cab. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 08-20-2010 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17430220)
That's funny, next time take a cab. :1orglaugh

then i won't be able to show off the dynamo scootie! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 08-20-2010 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17430200)
That's a funny and scary story. :1orglaugh
Trying to find your email, can you send me an email with it. I'll send you details. Maybe I should hit up Baddog too, if he has any miles left on it.

I was planning on riding to San Francisco tonight, but a change of plans. I will be around if you guys want to go for a putt. My Night Train needs some love anyway.

Billy Mays 08-20-2010 03:54 PM

right down the pisser

dyna mo 08-20-2010 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17430453)
I was planning on riding to San Francisco tonight, but a change of plans. I will be around if you guys want to go for a putt. My Night Train needs some love anyway.

bartell's at 10:30ish am, see y'all there! :thumbsup

baddog 08-20-2010 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17430458)
bartell's at 10:30ish am, see y'all there! :thumbsup

damn, you get up early . . . . I will try to have Buddy walked by then.

dyna mo 08-20-2010 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17430471)
damn, you get up early . . . . I will try to have Buddy walked by then.

lolz, i was thinking that's kinda late, pch traffic starts piling up around then. :1orglaugh

time to split lanessssssss :thumbsup

baddog 08-20-2010 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17430496)
lolz, i was thinking that's kinda late, pch traffic starts piling up around then. :1orglaugh

time to split lanessssssss :thumbsup

I always split lanes, no matter the time. The Night Train is perfect for it. When I see you I will tell you about splitting lanes in Denver. What a bunch of pussies there.

dyna mo 08-20-2010 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17430514)
I always split lanes, no matter the time. The Night Train is perfect for it. When I see you I will tell you about splitting lanes in Denver. What a bunch of pussies there.

hah, right on.

my brother-in-law was in town with the fam recently and wouldn't split lanes, i left him behind. :1orglaugh he was pissed. lolz

baddog 08-20-2010 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17430523)
hah, right on.

my brother-in-law was in town with the fam recently and wouldn't split lanes, i left him behind. :1orglaugh he was pissed. lolz

I actually had some guy [in Denver] on a Harley yell at me as I went by, asking WTF I thought I was doing.

I thought it was pretty obvious.

dyna mo 08-20-2010 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17430585)
I actually had some guy [in Denver] on a Harley yell at me as I went by, asking WTF I thought I was doing.

I thought it was pretty obvious.

i always like doing that. just brap right by those guys sitting in traffic. :1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-20-2010 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17430458)
bartell's at 10:30ish am, see y'all there! :thumbsup

Exactly! See you there.
Just fired up my dirty ride. I'll be riding dirty...literally.

baddog 08-21-2010 11:39 AM

Well, arrived at Bartels'. Daniel (service guy) said I missed you by two minutes.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-21-2010 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17431816)
Well, arrived at Bartels'. Daniel (service guy) said I missed you by two minutes.

Have to split lanes faster next time I guess...

http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbi...Lane-split.jpg

ADG

baddog 08-21-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17431888)
Have to split lanes faster next time I guess...

http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbi...Lane-split.jpg

ADG

Nah, I rode hard and fast, just got a late start. If I had not taken the time to wipe the dust off my mirrors I would have made it.

Agent 488 08-22-2010 09:21 PM

http://www.variety.com/article/VR111...egoryid=1&cs=1

kane 08-22-2010 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17434583)

That is a good read. Thanks for the link

CYF 08-22-2010 09:57 PM

The August 20th opening weekend has come and gone and I can't find this movie anywhere within 200 miles of me.

Anyone know when I can download it off Itunes?

tony286 08-22-2010 09:58 PM

so I guess no pepsi commercials on pornhub now?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-22-2010 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17434583)

Interesting article, but one of the big lies in the movie, and in the article, is the suggestion that Chris Mallick left porn years ago.

Chris Mallick never left porn. The last I heard, he is still the CEO of ePassporte, which is deeply involved in the porn biz.

Meanwhile, his movie, which I saw last week, that claims to be inspired by his true story, perpetuates extremely negative stereotypes about the industry.

Maybe Chris Mallick had or has mob connections, and he was an accessory to a murder, and shot an individual himself (all events depicted in the movie supposedly based upon his life), but I don't know, nor have I ever met, anyone in the industry that even remotely fits that description.

He also made it clear in his movie that the billing company he was a part of and it's founders (which in real life would be Paycom), were involved in child porn, since the movie states in captions at the close that the drug addict guys whom started the billing company both served 18 months in jail on five year prison terms related to their involvement in child porn, while Mallick supposedly walked away from all of his obvious involvement in the wrongdoing.

Chris Mallick basically tried to cash in by selling us out. Therefore, I'm glad that more people did not see his movie, and that Middle Men was a flop that bombed big time at the box office.

ADG

Agent 488 08-22-2010 10:03 PM

the mainstream stuff that will be sold on tubes - and is - will be late night informercial stuff.

it is a straw man to think that just because pepsi and toyota wont advertise on porn sites non-porn products wont be advertised on free porn sites.

PornMD 08-22-2010 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17434613)
the mainstream stuff that will be sold on tubes - and is - will be late night informercial stuff.

it is a straw man to think that just because pepsi and toyota wont advertise on porn sites non-porn products wont be advertised on free porn sites.

ShamWow can pick up 50 times its weight in splooge!

charlie g 08-22-2010 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17434643)
ShamWow can pick up 50 times its weight in splooge!

That's fucking funny!

kane 08-22-2010 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17434609)
Interesting article, but one of the big lies in the movie, and in the article, is the suggestion that Chris Mallick left porn years ago.

Chris Mallick never left porn. The last I heard, he is still the CEO of ePassporte, which is deeply involved in the porn biz.

Meanwhile, his movie, which I saw last week, that claims to be inspired by his true story, perpetuates extremely negative stereotypes about the industry.

Maybe Chris Mallick had or has mob connections, and he was an accessory to a murder, and shot an individual himself (all events depicted in the movie supposedly based upon his life), but I don't know, nor have I ever met, anyone in the industry that even remotely fits that description.

He also made it clear in his movie that the billing company he was a part of and it's founders (which in real life would be Paycom), were involved in child porn, since the movie states in captions at the close that the drug addict guys whom started the billing company both served 18 months in jail on five year prison terms related to their involvement in child porn, while Mallick supposedly walked away from all of his obvious involvement in the wrongdoing.

Chris Mallick basically tried to cash in by selling us out. Therefore, I'm glad that more people did not see his movie, and that Middle Men was a flop that bombed big time at the box office.

ADG

I haven't seen the movie, but will when it comes out on DVD. That said, it is no surprise to me that it was a bomb. The first time I saw the trailer I thought it looked like it might be a good movie, but that the only people who would probably be interested in it are porn webmasters.

candyflip 08-23-2010 06:23 AM

Interesting quote:

"Mallick himself insists he was repelled by the [porn] business but nonetheless held hostage by it for several years."

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-23-2010 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17431816)
Well, arrived at Bartels'. Daniel (service guy) said I missed you by two minutes.

That sucks, sorry man. We waiting for about 30 Minutes and thought you were a no show.

CYF 08-23-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17434643)
ShamWow can pick up 50 times its weight in splooge!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that's fucking hilarious

baddog 08-23-2010 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17435297)
That sucks, sorry man. We waiting for about 30 Minutes and thought you were a no show.

I figured. I tried leaving a message for Scott but no luck. If I had a clue where you guys were headed I would have chased after you.

Oh well, next time.

PornMD 08-23-2010 06:05 PM

The verdict this weekend - in 16 theaters it did $15,068, which yes is back up to $942 per theater for the weekend but that is still really low and it's still looking pretty bleak. Its total gross is now $723,714.

woj 08-23-2010 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17436667)
The verdict this weekend - in 16 theaters it did $15,068, which yes is back up to $942 per theater for the weekend but that is still really low and it's still looking pretty bleak. Its total gross is now $723,714.

yea, not great at all...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-23-2010 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17434583)

Interesting article, but one of the big lies in the movie, and in the article, is the suggestion that Chris Mallick left porn years ago.

Chris Mallick never left porn. The last I heard, he is still the CEO of ePassporte, which is deeply involved in the porn biz.

Meanwhile, his movie, which I saw last week, that claims to be inspired by his true story, perpetuates extremely negative stereotypes about the adult industry.

Maybe Chris Mallick had, or has mob connections, and he was an accessory to a murder, and shot an individual himself (all events depicted in the movie supposedly based upon his life), but I don't know, nor have I ever met, anyone in the industry that even remotely fits that description.

He also made it clear in his movie that the billing company he was a part of, and it's founders (which in real life would be Paycom), were involved in child porn, since the movie states in captions at the close that the drug addict guys whom started the billing company both served 18 months in jail related to their involvement in child porn, while Mallick supposedly walked away from all of his obvious involvement in the wrongdoing.

http://www.ambushinterview.com/54/03.jpg

http://www.ambushinterview.com/54/08.jpg

Chris Mallick basically tried to cash in, by selling out the adult industry.

In Middle Men, the supposedly Chris Mallick story, he implicates himself in ties to drug abusers/addicts, mobsters, murder, assault with a deadly weapon/attempted murder, infidelity, and adultery.

Oh yeah, and according to the Middle Men movie, Chris Mallick was also associated with child porn...

Therefore, I'm glad that more people did not see his movie, and that Middle Men was a flop that bombed big time at the box office.

ADG

marketsmart 08-24-2010 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17434609)
Interesting article, but one of the big lies in the movie, and in the article, is the suggestion that Chris Mallick left porn years ago.

Chris Mallick never left porn. The last I heard, he is still the CEO of ePassporte, which is deeply involved in the porn biz.

Meanwhile, his movie, which I saw last week, that claims to be inspired by his true story, perpetuates extremely negative stereotypes about the industry.

Maybe Chris Mallick had or has mob connections, and he was an accessory to a murder, and shot an individual himself (all events depicted in the movie supposedly based upon his life), but I don't know, nor have I ever met, anyone in the industry that even remotely fits that description.

He also made it clear in his movie that the billing company he was a part of and it's founders (which in real life would be Paycom), were involved in child porn, since the movie states in captions at the close that the drug addict guys whom started the billing company both served 18 months in jail on five year prison terms related to their involvement in child porn, while Mallick supposedly walked away from all of his obvious involvement in the wrongdoing.

Chris Mallick basically tried to cash in by selling us out. Therefore, I'm glad that more people did not see his movie, and that Middle Men was a flop that bombed big time at the box office.

ADG



just ask clay and joel about what they think about chris.... :2 cents:






.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-24-2010 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17437142)
just ask clay and joel about what they think about chris.... :2 cents:






.

I read somewhere that Chris Mallick was possibly fired from Paycom/Epoch - so maybe that's why he tried to portray Clay Andrews and Joel Hall in his movie as clueless and stupid drug addicts, not to mention child porn pushers, while attempting to sanitize his own image. :disgust

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/987...0A760B0D811297

In any case, I think he did the entire adult industry a severe disservice with his "inspired by a true story" false biopic.

ADG

KillerK 08-24-2010 12:19 AM

the movie was a epic failure!

will76 08-24-2010 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17437129)

Chris Mallick basically tried to cash in, by selling out the adult industry.

ADG

Didn't a big attention whore here who blows himself daily try to do the same thing a few years back, had his little project crash and burn and then he came crawling back to the same industry he trashed ?

pornstar2fag 08-24-2010 08:32 AM

narcissism will get you every time.

MrBottomTooth 08-24-2010 08:49 AM

Wonder how much this cost to make?

edit: ugh, nevermind. Just seen the budget was 22 million. that's gotta hurt.


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