I am not going to lie. This is the first thing I thought of when I read your post

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DS7SHpfvEs...00/TheJerk.jpg

rofl classic thread

im related to the pope

Hate all you want...I know the truth. Hail ceasar!

I'm italian, curious to see if it gives me the same result.

If a woman with a dick is called a tranny, what do you call a man with a cunt?



An Italian woman

That is much more believeable than a "past lives" report...

Don't let it get to your head.... LOL

Kind of hard, I mean...I am royalty ya know:pimp

50 Royal Relatives

Hummm I don't think it should get to your head. At the end of the day you are only who YOU are and nothing else.

Very interesting Ray!

That would be incorrect, the first "Ceasar" was Julius III, after him they used his name as a title. Lot of peole don't realize that Julius Caesar, First Emperor of Rome had a father and grandfather of the same name. In fact Augustus also became a title after his adopted son became the second (and much loved) emperor of Rome. You will see that most Roman Emperors have Augustus Caesar as part of their name. In fact as a matter of power, one first becomes a Caesar, and then he becomes an Augustus Caesar in a separate ceremony.

Weird coincidence is that I have collected Roman artifacts for years and have a HUGE collection of coins, rings, jewelry, military medals, lamps, vases, and small statues through a personal connection in Turkey. Strange indeed.:upsidedown

Aaaah, but all these years I knew I was above all you petty peasants I just had no proof :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

is this why?
from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merovingian_dynasty

Julius Ceasar may be your great grand pop, but not because of Ancestry.com

60 generations having 2 kids each means 2^60 people are also descendants of Ceasar, and everyone else alive 2000 years ago.

2^60 = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 people

There's only 7,000,000,000 population, so practically everyone is a descendant of Julius Ceasar.

Unless you're living in a remote pygmy village then yes you are the descendant of J. C.

What a nonsense.

This is very true. The actual number that was given to me was 328,667 approx. far cry from 2^60 but still a hell of a lot of people.

The thing I cannot get my head around is that I can be related by blood to both Julius Caesar AND Constantine the great, and yet Constantine the Great was not blood related to Julius Caesar...The Professor explained it to me and it made sense but it's all so confusing.:upsidedow

So is everyone here, cuz!

And lets not forget that there is a split in the tree there...Arrius Antonius Piso's mother was the great Grandaughter of King Herrod the Great! So I am Jewish also... http://ceovoice.com/jw.jpg

Jesus' Descendants

Probability theory tells us, however, that if Jesus had any children, his biological line would almost certainly have either died out after relatively few generations, or else would have grown exponentially so that many millions of people alive today would be direct descendants of Jesus.

Of course, this is not a special trait of Jesus' descendants. If Julius Caesar's children and their descendants had not died out, then many millions of people alive today could claim themselves Caesar's descendants. The same can be said of the evil Caligula and of countless anonymous people living 2000 years ago. It is not impossible to have just a few descendants after 2000 years, but the likelihood is less than minuscule.

The research behind these conclusions, growing out of a subdiscipline of probability theory known as branching theory, is part of the work of Joseph Chang, a Yale statistician, and Steve Olson, author of "Mapping Human History: Genes, Race, and Our Common Origins."

Going back another millennium, we can state something even more astonishing. If anyone alive in 1000 B.C. has any present day descendants, then we would all be among them. That is, we are descended from all the Europeans, Asians, Africans and others who lived 3,000 years ago and have descendants living today.

Consider the implications for future generations. If you have children and if your biological line doesn't die out, then every human being on earth 2,000 or 3,000 years from now would be your direct descendant.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2019650&page=1

i guess this makes up for mobbucks!

Wouldn't expect anything else from a grown up taking pics of himself pointing a gun :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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glad you have a sense of humor! :thumbsup :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I guess I would be pissed if I were you Ray, having been cut out of the will and all... :1orglaugh

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/...64e3e99681.jpg

Maybe you can have a t-shirt printed that says, "I'm a descendant of Julius Caeser, but all I got was this stupid shirt".

ADG

So you are related to Thomas Clark interesting.. He was a CIA man you know.

i bet if you someone else looked up their family tree, the exact same shit would show up.

http://www.google.ca/#hl=en&source=h...9b471408e2eb77

You need to read a book about it, instead of beliving what they told you. Belive what you want, I just thought you should know the truth.

careful with that knife brutus!!!


cool beans...i imagine a lot of people have ties that go back that far

what was the worlds population then? very few blood lines make it to the future

I think perhaps you need to read a book on it. I've been a student of ancient history for many years. Caesar was just a name until julius made himself an emperor...it was a democracy before him, there was no "Caesar" there was a Senate.

Read here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_(title)
Caesar (plural Caesars; Latin: Caesar, plural: Caesares) is a title of imperial character. It derives from the cognomen of Julius Caesar, the Roman dictator. The change from being a familial name to an imperial title can be loosely dated to AD 68/69, the so-called "Year of the Four Emperors".

Every mother with a C section scar is going to punch you, hehe.

Interesting family tree, congrats.

you're italian, why not throw christopher columbus in there too? well, i guess bragging about something like this isnt as lame as pretending like you're in the mafia.

right on! my degree is in ancient history. never thought i'd run into another buff on gfy.

:thumbsup

Ceasar, please. My family tree walks all over yours. Check this shit out, I haven't filled in all the blanks yet, but it's 100% accurate:


Alexander the Great and Angelina Jolie
King Tut and his wife Lady Tut
Jesus and Mary Magdaline
Jesus 'Wata to Wine' Jr. and Hannah the Village Ho
Budda
Some ninjas
That guy in the Mel Gibson movie where he paints his face blue
Merlin the magician[140BC-85BC] and Wife Sinead [120BC-54BC]
More ninjas
A lot of Pilgrims
Blackbeard the Pirate [1750-1802] & Random Pirate Wench [unknown]
Alice Lincoln [1858-1944] & Samuel Adams [1740-1800] (VA)
Abrahan Lincoln [1765-1795] & Mary Todd [1763-1835] (VA)
Some cowboys
Malcolm X [1886-?] & Some Street Ho [1885-?] (NY)--My great grand parents
Elvis Presley [1908-1996] & Pricilla [1918-1977](TN)--My grandparents
XXXXXXX XXXXX & XXXXXXX XXXXXXX (CA) --My parents
James J. Freeway XXXXXXXXX (AKA Jimmy3Way) (UNK)--Me

YEAH, :1orglaugh:thumbsup this is an old trick that's been used by phsychics, past life therapists, etc etc , everyone is a descendant of nobility. Where the fuck are all the peasants ?:winkwink:

Very well done, looks like its professional , did you omit Mohamed for political reasons ?:winkwink:

I ain't related to no dirty terrorist!!!

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