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Quagmire 08-25-2010 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 17440280)
And lets not forget that there is a split in the tree there...Arrius Antonius Piso's mother was the great Grandaughter of King Herrod the Great! So I am Jewish also... http://ceovoice.com/jw.jpg

Technically King Herod the Great wasn't a Jew in anything but self-proclamation. In the traditional sense (bloodline) he was not a Jew.

RayVega 08-25-2010 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17440745)
:1orglaugh

Damn impressive. I think we may be cousins

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-25-2010 10:21 AM

they back traced it

SallyRand 08-25-2010 10:30 AM

Yeah, genalogic research can certainly turn up some interesting things. I ran extensive searches a few years ago and ended up pissing off most of my extended family. See the guy who first came over from Germany was named Joseph XXXXX. This is how he was recorded when he hit Ellis Island in the mid 19th Century. He was known as Reb Joseph before he left Regensburg, Germany. One of my relatives asked if the "Reb" meant that he was on the Confederate side of things in the Civil War and I had to break the news to them that "Reb" meant that he was a Rabbi! Seems at that time it was politically more expedient, potentially more profitable and easier to get through the immigration process if one declared to be anything but a Jew, so the guy declared to be a Catholic but I found out that they practiced Judaism at home, appearing Catholic in public well into the 20th Century. Jews didn't get on well in Western Kansas in the 1860s, you see and were not really accepted by the already strong German Catholic community there.

My findings upset some of the relatives to the extreme when they found out that they were all really closet Jews! A couple of them still won't speak to me and deny the validity of my findings. Letters from surviving relatives in Germany however have since confirmed my earlier research.

I simply reply, "Just the facts, Ma'am!"

Sally.

ottopottomouse 08-25-2010 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17440722)
Ceasar, please. My family tree walks all over yours. Check this shit out, I haven't filled in all the blanks yet, but it's 100% accurate:


Alexander the Great and Angelina Jolie
King Tut and his wife Lady Tut
Jesus and Mary Magdaline
Jesus 'Wata to Wine' Jr. and Hannah the Village Ho
Budda
Some ninjas
That guy in the Mel Gibson movie where he paints his face blue
Merlin the magician[140BC-85BC] and Wife Sinead [120BC-54BC]
More ninjas
A lot of Pilgrims
Blackbeard the Pirate [1750-1802] & Random Pirate Wench [unknown]
Alice Lincoln [1858-1944] & Samuel Adams [1740-1800] (VA)
Abrahan Lincoln [1765-1795] & Mary Todd [1763-1835] (VA)
Some cowboys
Malcolm X [1886-?] & Some Street Ho [1885-?] (NY)--My great grand parents
Elvis Presley [1908-1996] & Pricilla [1918-1977](TN)--My grandparents
XXXXXXX XXXXX & XXXXXXX XXXXXXX (CA) --My parents
James J. Freeway XXXXXXXXX (AKA Jimmy3Way) (UNK)--Me

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SykkBoy 08-25-2010 11:25 AM

I was raised a Mormon, so always had my Book of Remembrance to trace my family tree and read accounts of my ancestors crossing the Mormon Trail and who they lived, travelled, played, etc.

I've always been fascinated with genealogy from reading from the book. The last time I read it was probably 25 years ago, so don't remember all of it, but know it went back about 10 generations.

I'd been thinking of giving ancestory.coma try. I don't care about going back as far as the Julius Caesar years, but still going back a couple hundred years.

Blackamooka 08-25-2010 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17440254)

It's slightly more complicated than that.

That said, Wikipedia is not a credible source for historical data. In fact, it's loaded with misinformation. You might as well list Santa Claus as a reference next time you're looking for a job.

TeenSluts 08-25-2010 02:51 PM

funniest thing I've heard all day

_Richard_ 08-25-2010 02:53 PM

so no one else got their ancestry?

seeandsee 08-25-2010 02:55 PM

they cant say for sure about moon landing, and you think this is right?

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kaysworld 08-25-2010 03:02 PM

hail ceaser

TheDoc 08-25-2010 03:02 PM

I don't remember my ancestry in detail... but I do remember a little about the British side. We go back during the dark ages, have a Knight in the family, a painting of him, his sword and a few other things. Our family history goes well past that period, but tracking it is next to impossible.

2012 08-25-2010 03:08 PM

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cam_girls 08-25-2010 03:09 PM

Genetically speaking, you have about 1 DNA molecule of Ceasar's blood.

ShellyCrash 08-25-2010 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17441689)
so no one else got their ancestry?

I started it, bit of a pain in the ass. The correct way is to put the women's maiden names, but it only links you to the records if you put their married names.

I think one of my cousins already took the time to map out most of it so I'll probably hit him up later to see if there's a way to link to or import his tree so I don't have to do it all from scratch.

Be interesting to see if I get a similar notable name "win back" offer. :winkwink:

ilnjscb 08-25-2010 03:24 PM

It seems like you are more of a clerk than royalty - you have a lot of clarke (as clarkes finden writen in theyr bokes) clerk, etc. So for 10 generations your family was scribbling away.

TheDoc 08-25-2010 03:34 PM

If you use the bible as a reference, we all come from Adam and Eve, we're all a bunch of inbreeds.

BV 08-25-2010 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 17439556)
Thats what the tree says....Direct descendant. No cousins, or marriage, we are talking direct bloodline here.


So you do realize he sucked the cock right?

xNetworx 08-25-2010 04:30 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-25-2010 07:38 PM

100 Wannabe Caesars...

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_urS0Sxtj8C...aesar_1686.jpg

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After leaving Mob Bucks (which became the disgraced and now defunct PeteKT led Satan Bucks affiliate program), Ray Vega indicated that he was going to start a Caesar Cash affiliate program...

Whatever became of Caesar Cash?

And what an amazing coincidence that Ray now claims to be a direct descendant of Caesar...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1215360825.gif

Hail Caesar...Salad:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jKKvKRTC1-...%2520salad.jpg

ADG

RayVega 08-28-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BV (Post 17441912)
So you do realize he sucked the cock right?

Lies lies all lies rumors started by the damn Gauls!:mad:


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