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Elli 11-18-2010 02:29 PM
Try stating that you don't deliver. See how many people ask you to meet them at a train station or a mall.

Rochard 11-18-2010 02:34 PM
A few years back I discovered I had a bunch of old and very large CRT monitors taking up space. I put them up on Craig's list for $100 for all of them. It was mostly just to get rid of them. This kid shows up and gives me $100 and carts them all away. He told me he had a huge computer network and need lots of monitors.

Basically, he paid me $100 to take away my trash.

SexSearchSuzanne 11-18-2010 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17710006)
Try stating that you don't deliver. See how many people ask you to meet them at a train station or a mall.
Exactly!!! Next time I might as well post a completely blank ad, I'd get exactly the same questions whether I already answered them in the ad or not.

UniqueD 11-18-2010 03:21 PM
Ive been selling a lot of stuff the past few weeks since i am moving out of the country. Craigslist has been pretty good to me, except for the occasional idiot asking me "how much" when i clearly had the price posted. I posted most of our furniture last night and have had about 50 responses and climbing. Craigslist can move shit fast!

96ukssob 11-18-2010 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17709732)
Trying to "JEW" you down?

Ahem.

Rule No. 6 Racial slurs and use of racial slurs will result in a banning. Racial slurs will no longer be tolerated in any format.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17709742)
Dumb cunt, shut your yap.
:2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Elli 11-18-2010 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 17710176)
Ive been selling a lot of stuff the past few weeks since i am moving out of the country. Craigslist has been pretty good to me, except for the occasional idiot asking me "how much" when i clearly had the price posted. I posted most of our furniture last night and have had about 50 responses and climbing. Craigslist can move shit fast!
I find it never hurts to ask how much on the phone. Often the seller will lower the price if you sound serious.

96ukssob 11-18-2010 03:32 PM
try listing something for $1, you will get 5 responses... then list it for free and you will have an inbox of people wanting it, no matter what it is.

i was trying to get rid of boxes and was going to hire someone to pick up my trash... then reworded as "FREE boxes" :1orglaugh

Kiopa_Matt 11-18-2010 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dan@noof (Post 17709691)
Then this'll make you laugh:

http://dontevenreply.com/

:1orglaugh
LOL, thanks for the link. That site's great! For one of many examples:

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=76

SexSearchSuzanne 11-18-2010 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17710219)
try listing something for $1, you will get 5 responses... then list it for free and you will have an inbox of people wanting it, no matter what it is.

i was trying to get rid of boxes and was going to hire someone to pick up my trash... then reworded as "FREE boxes" :1orglaugh
True but then you get someone who says yes they want to pick up your free furniture or whatever it is, you go out of your way to meet them, and they look at it in person and say oh it's not exactly what I was looking for I don't want it anymore. :mad:

NaughtyVisions 11-18-2010 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17709687)
I need a new xbox, I have 3 red lights again
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17709695)
Grab a repair kit online for $20. I was shocked how easy they are to fix.
Quote:
Xbox Repairman Posted at: 2010-01-08 12:16:03
Original ad:
Broken Xbox 360? Red ring of death? Disc-read error? No problem! We repair broken Xbox 360s for $50 or less. Call or email ***-***-2811 or **********@comcast.net


From Me to **********@comcast.net:

Hello,

I sure hope you will be able to help me. I'm not sure what is wrong with my Xbox but it will not turn on. I've tried plugging it in to a bunch of different outlets, but none of them seem to work. Do you think you can help?

Thanks,

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

Hi Mike,

The outlet most likely has nothing to do with why your system won't turn on.

I certainly can help you though. I will rectify your xbox and can have it back to you in a week or so depending on the problem. Do you live in the area or would you like to ship the console?

Dean

From Me to Dean ******:

Oh my god, you are sick! I will not let you do that unspeakable act to my Xbox. I always knew that the internet is full of freaks and sexual deviants, but you have reached a new low. I thought your ad was for Xbox repairs, but I have been horribly mistaken.

From Dean ****** to Me:

Mike,

I'm not sure what you think I was saying. To rectify is to repair or mend something that is broken. I was only trying to tell you that I would repair your Xbox. I am sorry for any misunderstanding.

Dean

From Me to Dean ******:

Dean,

Don't lie to me. I know what rectify means, and the fact that you want to do it with an Xbox is disgusting. I can't even imagine how it is possible to do it with something that big, or what kind of pleasure that could possibly bring to a pervert like you. Regardless, I want my Xbox to be fixed, not to be violated and returned to me covered in ass hairs and feces. I will just mail it back to where I bought it and hope that the warranty is not void.

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

You clearly don't know the definition of rectify. I assure you I only want to fix your system.

From Me to Dean ******:

Dean,

I don't even want to know what you mean by "fix my system." Leave me alone before I call the police, you pervert.

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

I mean I am going to solve the problem that is causing your Xbox 360 to not turn on. That is all.

From Me to Dean ******:

Dean,

Even if you did return it to me and it worked, I would never be able to look at my Xbox the same way. There will always be the thought in the back of my mind that you took it and violated it.

I am going to post an ad warning other unsuspecting victims about the true disgusting motive behind your ad. What you are doing is sick.

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

If you do that then I will post an ad explaining that you are a fucking idiot that doesn't know what "rectify" means. Go fuck yourself.
:thumbsup

V_RocKs 06-08-2011 02:58 AM
I'll trade you 50 retarded posts


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