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marketsmart 11-29-2010 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild_jayx (Post 17734036)
i said quit or find some alternative

its your option its your decision!

why don't you go fuck yourself and peddle you e-cig bullshit somewhere else...

its a well know fact that e-cigs cause Aids..... :321GFY





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ShellyCrash 11-29-2010 08:30 AM

Love the meth addict prostitute grab for "smoking age faster"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/meth_228x399.jpg

If smoking tobacco did this to your face.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I guess if you gotta do what you gotta do when you're spamming adult boards trying to sell snake oil.

Va2k 11-29-2010 08:31 AM

I wish someone would mace me, I would shoot them dumb fucks! I Cary a 9mm everywhere I go and if someone is that stupid to mace me I will fear for my life and shoot the fuck out of them! Plain and simple! If you don't like it stay the hell away!

DWB 11-29-2010 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17734903)
its a well know fact that e-cigs cause Aids..... :321GFY

:2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17734921)
Love the meth addict prostitute grab for "smoking age faster"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/meth_228x399.jpg

Jesus!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 17734922)
I wish someone would mace me, I would shoot them dumb fucks! I Cary a 9mm everywhere I go and if someone is that stupid to mace me I will fear for my life and shoot the fuck out of them! Plain and simple! If you don't like it stay the hell away!

Here is the thing about mace, you don't see it coming and it blinds you as well as makes it very difficult to breath. You won't be shooting shit no matter how many guns you have on you. :2 cents: By the time you get your eyesight back, I'll probably be home.

I mace rude smokers all the time. Of course, I don't walk into smoking zones to do it. I only do it to people who smoke where they are not supposed to be smoking and it blows in my face.

It's harmless and causes no long term damage. It's the least I can do.

fatfoo 11-29-2010 09:57 AM

Cancers are unfortunate. Quitting smoking will help improve health.

quiet 11-29-2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17734969)
:2 cents:



Jesus!



Here is the thing about mace, you don't see it coming and it blinds you as well as makes it very difficult to breath. You won't be shooting shit no matter how many guns you have on you. :2 cents: By the time you get your eyesight back, I'll probably be home.

I mace rude smokers all the time. Of course, I don't walk into smoking zones to do it. I only do it to people who smoke where they are not supposed to be smoking and it blows in my face.

It's harmless and causes no long term damage. It's the least I can do.

i have two bottles of grizzly bear spray on my bedside table (extra strength pepper spray). anyway: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YuhtiFYMxrc

chewlies gum!!!

DWB 11-29-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17735142)
i have two bottles of grizzly bear spray on my bedside table (extra strength pepper spray). anyway: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YuhtiFYMxrc

chewlies gum!!!

:1orglaugh CANCER MERCHANT!!! I love that.

madawgz 11-29-2010 11:54 AM

havnt smoked in over 1 year! :thumbsup

and its funny how long this thread is considering theres a huge referral link on top lol

Far-L 11-29-2010 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17734903)
why don't you go fuck yourself and peddle you e-cig bullshit somewhere else...

its a well know fact that e-cigs cause Aids..... :321GFY





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Thank you! I am just disappointed that it took someone this long to point out that this was nothing more than a worthless spam thread.

Damn. GFY is getting soft.:Oh crap

minicivan 11-29-2010 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17734637)

I don't teach. I use pepper spray without warning. That is my solution.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MSantore 11-29-2010 12:23 PM

Ive managed to quite the regular day to day smoking... its going out that's the difficult part! No Alcohol = No Smoking...

CDSmith 11-29-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 17735471)
havnt smoked in over 1 year! :thumbsup

and its funny how long this thread is considering theres a huge referral link on top lol

I think most of us have learned to ignore the spam and just enjoy the stimulating conversation. :D

Congrats on the 1 year quit. :thumbsup

I have to say I agree with pretty much everything DWB has said here. Although, I haven't maced anyone, largely because it's illegal in Canada. But the thought is quite appealing.

DWB 11-29-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSantore (Post 17735560)
Ive managed to quite the regular day to day smoking... its going out that's the difficult part! No Alcohol = No Smoking...

None smoker here so I don't know. Why do you want to smoke when you drink? I hear this all the time.

punker barbie 11-29-2010 01:37 PM

my Bf one time had to cut off a mans penis because he was a smoker. the cigs caused cancer in his bladder and spread to his urethra.

selena 11-29-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 17735826)
my Bf one time had to cut off a mans penis because he was a smoker. the cigs caused cancer in his bladder and spread to his urethra.

I almost was wondering what kind of kinky sadist you were dating, then I remembered you saying you were seeing a doctor.

I'm 9+ years smoke free, and very glad of it.

wild_jayx 11-29-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17734836)
I'm so glad I quit smoking.... I feel so much better. smell better...

good for you smoke really smell shit

actually even girl who smoke hate the smell of smokers.....

PornMD 11-29-2010 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena (Post 17735953)
I almost was wondering what kind of kinky sadist you were dating, then I remembered you saying you were seeing a doctor.

I would hope so!

And jesus fuck...maybe I should post a spam thread surrounding a conversational thing. I wonder if the Morning After pill has an affiliate program.

punker barbie 11-29-2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena (Post 17735953)
I almost was wondering what kind of kinky sadist you were dating, then I remembered you saying you were seeing a doctor.

I'm 9+ years smoke free, and very glad of it.

hahaha yeah he comes home with some of the best stories.

congrats on 9+ years!!!!!!

wild_jayx 11-29-2010 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17735623)
I think most of us have learned to ignore the spam and just enjoy the stimulating conversation. :D

Congrats on the 1 year quit. :thumbsup

I have to say I agree with pretty much everything DWB has said here. Although, I haven't maced anyone, largely because it's illegal in Canada. But the thought is quite appealing.


i think we are here to share our experience and opinion

everyone is free to shout here :-)

did you know that smokers can also affect your sibling...it maybe show the symptoms after 5-8 yrs i have a knee snoring so loud and can't even breath

the mother is smoker and both grandparents smoke ....

wild_jayx 11-30-2010 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 17735487)
Thank you! I am just disappointed that it took someone this long to point out that this was nothing more than a worthless spam thread.

Damn. GFY is getting soft.:Oh crap


so whats your problem now do you smoke pot

hope ok i just remove my link :-):321GFY

Agent 488 11-30-2010 03:55 AM

i'm smoking three cigarettes at the same time right now and i love it.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Magix 11-30-2010 03:58 AM

nicotine doesn't get your cancer, the "smoke" it self does so shut the fuck with your stupid electronic cigarette which could be more bad for people

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-30-2010 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17735803)
None smoker here so I don't know. Why do you want to smoke when you drink? I hear this all the time.

They're just two peas in a pod, once you've been a smoker you'll understand this exactly. When you drink, you want to smoke. Then you have the obvious fact that the alcohol drops your inhibitions, and next thing you know someone who hasn't had a smoke in months will suck down a pack and a half in a night.

For most people, successfully quitting smoking means successfully not drinking for a while too. Unless you don't mind cheating your "quit" status once in a while.

DWB 11-30-2010 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17737330)
They're just two peas in a pod, once you've been a smoker you'll understand this exactly. When you drink, you want to smoke. Then you have the obvious fact that the alcohol drops your inhibitions, and next thing you know someone who hasn't had a smoke in months will suck down a pack and a half in a night.

For most people, successfully quitting smoking means successfully not drinking for a while too. Unless you don't mind cheating your "quit" status once in a while.

I guess everyone has their vices. Mine are pizza and fucking.

ottopottomouse 11-30-2010 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17735803)
None smoker here so I don't know. Why do you want to smoke when you drink? I hear this all the time.

Does seem to be a common thing. Funny part is the way a lot of drinking only smokers then get uppity if someone else smokes over them during the daytime :upsidedow

CamTraffic 11-30-2010 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17734748)
No. Never smoked. Don't see the point. It is incredibly stupid. However, I do plenty of other stupid things, but those things don't endanger those around me.

really? ahaha
yeah now i can see you re not an ex smoker
dont judge people that do
it s not hat easy to quite
and fyi i dont smoke around other people or in my house

so over weight people are stupid too?

CaptainHowdy 11-30-2010 08:10 AM

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=75629...ine=1289149932

DamianJ 11-30-2010 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 17737439)
so over weight people are stupid too?

yes*

they eat more calories than they burn thus making them fat, which is stupid.




*with the exception of a VERY small number of illnesses

GregE 11-30-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 17735826)
my Bf one time had to cut off a mans penis because he was a smoker. the cigs caused cancer in his bladder and spread to his urethra.

Yikes! Talk about a classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

A far kinder procedure would have been to simply place a gun on the man's table and then leave the room.

2intense 11-30-2010 01:38 PM

hot pics

wild_jayx 11-30-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17735123)
Cancers are unfortunate. Quitting smoking will help improve health.

yes your right

you can still do something to quit

i have friend that smoke cause she's upset and bored

make your mind busy and happy

i think that will help

i know that cause that what i observe


it work :-)

CamTraffic 12-01-2010 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17737767)
yes*

they eat more calories than they burn thus making them fat, which is stupid.




*with the exception of a VERY small number of illnesses

you are clueless...really

DamianJ 12-01-2010 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 17739947)
you are clueless...really

Really?

Thanks for the feedback.

Please explain how someone that choses to eat more calories than they use and is putting their life in danger is not stupid.

Many thanks

Damian

PS What odds can I get on you being a fatty?

DWB 12-01-2010 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 17737439)
dont judge people that do
it s not hat easy to quite
and fyi i dont smoke around other people or in my house

so over weight people are stupid too?

People who are overweight only harm themselves, not everyone around them. This is a simple fact that most smokers are simply unable to comprehend. Maybe smoking kills braincells or something because every smoker I know says the same thing without giving it any real thought in regards to their smoke endangering everyone, while overweight people only endanger themselves. Smokers grasp at every analogy and comparison they can think of to justify their habit. Much like a drug addict. That clearly shows how addictive nicotine is.

Kudos to you for being a polite smoker. Your friends and family are thankful.

It should be criminal that smokes are created to be addictive. I actually feel sorry for smokers.

Coup 12-01-2010 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17734042)
smokers old faster :(

Bad grammar aside, that pic is from that faces of meth thing. Bad grammar and lies don't help your anti-smoking crusade.

Va2k 12-01-2010 08:23 AM

I quit for 3 years till Feb of this year when I found out I had cancer. My thought was fuck it because I already have cancer and it really has helped me deal with the ups and downs I'm going through! It was stupid on my part to go back and wish I didn't But once I'm cancer free I will stop again! The smells and the taste of food is so much better when you don't smoke! People are right though it stinks when you don't smoke, I could smell cars in front of my car and tell they were smokers! People that smoked and came near me really stank, and now I am one of them! W00H00 for me lol My story *shrugs*

CamTraffic 12-02-2010 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17740089)
Really?

Thanks for the feedback.

Please explain how someone that choses to eat more calories than they use and is putting their life in danger is not stupid.

Many thanks

Damian

PS What odds can I get on you being a fatty?

Nowadays, a lot of people don't have time to work out. (or exercise)
Imagine working 9 hours a day ( 40 min away) and having to take care of your family after that, same on week ends. It's the same reason why so many people eat fast food, no time to cook or go home For lunch. Society is doing this.

it's also a decease...

Some people should at least try, i agree... but let's not generalize

PS: you would have lost all your money, i am actually skinnier than you are :winkwink:
( if that's you on the avatar)

CamTraffic 12-02-2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 17740265)
I quit for 3 years till Feb of this year when I found out I had cancer. My thought was fuck it because I already have cancer and it really has helped me deal with the ups and downs I'm going through! It was stupid on my part to go back and wish I didn't But once I'm cancer free I will stop again! The smells and the taste of food is so much better when you don't smoke! People are right though it stinks when you don't smoke, I could smell cars in front of my car and tell they were smokers! People that smoked and came near me really stank, and now I am one of them! W00H00 for me lol My story *shrugs*

sorry to hear that man, what kind of cancer did you get?

Major (Tom) 12-02-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17734040)
Personally I'm glad to see smoking banned from the workplace, bars and restaurants. People really need to stop smoking. Both of my GF's parents have lung cancer and hear disease and I lost my dad to lung cancer. My sister can't breath without oxygen anymore because he own lungs are shot to hell thanks to her pack-a-day habbit.

Smoking as "cool" was sold to us in the 30's and 40's but today, any time I see someone smoking, they don't look cool to me - they look weak. They have to put whatever they're doing on hold for a few minutes just to get their fix. Pretty sad.

Nothing makes my cock harder than seeing smokers outside on a 20 degree day shivering with a controlled fire under their lip.
ds

NickB. 12-02-2010 08:55 PM

quit smoking 4 months ago.... smoked for 7 years... 7 years too much

ottopottomouse 12-03-2010 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 17744748)
Nowadays, a lot of people don't have time to work out. (or exercise)
Imagine working 9 hours a day ( 40 min away) and having to take care of your family after that, same on week ends.

They've usually still got time to sit in front of the television in the evening shoving chocolate into their fat gob and complaining to anybody within earshot that they can't lose any weight.

Chosen 12-03-2010 05:32 AM

Never sarted :)

wild_jayx 01-04-2011 07:51 PM

happy new year to all! ;-)

uno 01-04-2011 07:55 PM

You'd simply be amazed at what happens to a percentage of people who drive cars! To top it off, those people CHOOSE to drive cars also! What morons!

TheDoc 01-04-2011 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17734969)
:2 cents:



Jesus!



Here is the thing about mace, you don't see it coming and it blinds you as well as makes it very difficult to breath. You won't be shooting shit no matter how many guns you have on you. :2 cents: By the time you get your eyesight back, I'll probably be home.

I mace rude smokers all the time. Of course, I don't walk into smoking zones to do it. I only do it to people who smoke where they are not supposed to be smoking and it blows in my face.

It's harmless and causes no long term damage. It's the least I can do.

Not everyone is bothered by pepper spray or mace, a tolerance to it can be built up and others get no pain from it at all. Personally, my skin feels like it's boiling off the bones - it's hell... but I can see and breath.

Many police can operate after being sprayed.. blow back or another officer hitting you, is rather common, being so some departments have annual training with pepper spray which includes getting sprayed in the face.

And police mace/pepper spray is a good bit stronger than what you can buy in the stores. Just watch your ass spraying people - hit the wrong Samoan and he may eat you for dinner.

livenikki 01-04-2011 08:14 PM

ewww :mad:

adultchatpay 01-04-2011 08:28 PM

Thanks for scaring us, but it doesn't instantly change any ones habit. But for sure you will have the final laugh when smokers acquired such related diseases.

Yngwie 01-04-2011 08:35 PM

That last pic is a huge load of bullshit. haha.. If that was true then at this point I would look like a corpse.


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