So it had been a week since I last masturbated or had sex....
 

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.

Thanks for sharing.

No problem I felt the need to get it out.

if you were fat it would have been a twinkie.

Must have been the pics of Aaliyah posted today here that made you blow your load.

i thought you were no carbs

I'll bet you did.

The one time I'm really grateful there were no pics.
WG

Did you use a picture or a video of Aaliyah to rub it out?

Enjoy prostate cancer.

Sinner!!!!

What about that booty call on Friday? LOL, loser!

Good one!


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No I used the same pic of your mother that she gave me two years ago.
I can't stand using new jerk off material

Really, because I could have sworn just a few days ago you were bragging about the booty call you had coming over right after you claimed Aaliyah was getting fat.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showpost.p...&postcount=524

12-11-2010, 02:38 AM

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I guess I'm just "throwing shade cause you're shining like a lamp."



Douchebag. :2 cents:

Oh, I know this game, I want to play too!

Aaliyah gave you a picture of my mom? Wow, didn't know they were friends, now I really long to go home for Christmas. Mom friends with Aaliyah, wow, then we have many good talks ahead of us. Thanks for sharing!

Oh, and that booty call last Friday, you blew it, right? :1orglaugh

Have fun with the ban, you need to read Eric's new rules.

he didnt post the pic:winkwink:

Eric please ban me for jerking off to pics of these webmasters mothers'


Do I have to throw away the videos too?

Actually I DID NOT blow it. she blew me.
u can check her pics out on her website.


I write jokes, I am a comedian. I write jokes and test them on my FB mostly but seeing as though you guys have no lives you are a better captive audience.

Plus- I love seeing just how ignorant most of you are.
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"Do not post people's personal information, or attack peoples personal lives or families"

I could of sworn, you knew how to broker sex tapes :Graucho

How about this?

Are you three fucking years old?

PS your mother gives GREAT head, better than AAliyah ever did

PS my ex puts the "AA" in aaliyah

I can't get 2257 docs from their parents- They didn't have birth certificates in prehistoric times.

some of them used stone tablets:Oh crap

Whoever told you that is the one with the jokes.

Heres the pic for those of you that missed it.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1...otok199et7.jpg

Fuck that, get some new celeb scandals going so I can make bank!

They are coming ....trust me they are coming.

Makes the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man sound kind of disgusting now.

I can see this becoming a favorite....

The thread title sounds like your at Catholic confession.

That will be 100 Hail Marys.

You should have tossed that bitch in the microwave, and then flung it at the closest person, female preferred!!!!Call it a "Nut Napalm"

so hows the whore capri doing.lol

i hear shes dropping the lawsuit against charlie, plus the cops said they wont file charges against charlie.. plus i hear from the grape pines she has charlie's watch..lol

you suck at pr, lying bastard, and your whore is toast

:1orglaugh

yet another shitdrizzle success story.