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DamianJ 10-28-2011 03:55 AM
AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.
 
31st October, Arundel, West Sussex, UK

AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.


Damian Jennings, owner and founder of AdultMarketing.co.uk has today sent Lindsay Lohan's 'people' a contract offering her five whole dollars to shit on his Dad. Mr Jennings Snr is a huge fan of Ms Lohan and really likes the idea of being shat on by her.

Damian said "My pops is getting on a bit and as I am a baller in porn, I thought I'd drop a five spot on getting him his dream come true. Some scat action from a washed up drug addict."

Mr Jennings Snr was reported to be delighted with the thought and was busy having a little tug at the thought.

Ms Lohan didn't immediately reply to the request, but it is understood the paperwork for the poo action is in motion.

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NOTES FOR EDITORS

AdultMarketing.co.uk is a specialist marketing consultancy offering porn companies help with any aspect of marketing.

TubeSubmitters 10-28-2011 03:59 AM
Wow, soon on tmz!!!

AdultKing 10-28-2011 03:59 AM
Cue CurrentlySober

CurrentlySober 10-28-2011 04:00 AM
I'll pay good money to watch that !

CurrentlySober 10-28-2011 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 18520953)
Cue CurrentlySober
One min after you - Sorry :thumbsup

mafia_man 10-28-2011 04:12 AM
his

lol...

seeandsee 10-28-2011 04:15 AM
i must offer her few bucks too :)

Sarah_Jayne 10-28-2011 05:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18520955)
I'll pay good money to watch that !
Lol .....

Fletch XXX 10-28-2011 05:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18520949)

AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.
"shit on his dad" hmmmm

DamianJ 10-28-2011 05:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18521039)
"shit on his dad" hmmmm
I can get her to shit on you for 5 bucks too if you like.

CurrentlySober 10-28-2011 05:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18521043)
I can get her to shit on you for 5 bucks too if you like.
Ill pay six if she shits on me?

(EDIT) But, I will need a while to save up first... ? How does Jan 2014 sound?

TurboAngel 10-28-2011 05:39 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

B.Barnato 10-28-2011 07:26 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alias 10-28-2011 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18520949)
Damian said "My pops is getting on a bit and as I am a baller in porn, I thought I'd drop a five spot on getting him his dream come true. Some scat action from a washed up drug addict."
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

ArsewithClass 10-28-2011 07:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18520949)
Damian said "My pops is getting on a bit and as I am a baller in porn, I thought I'd drop a five spot on getting him his dream come true. Some scat action from a washed up drug addict."
Contradicting arsehole... at least my wife & I have some class

You always raise the point that offer me or my misses out for £150 an hour... then go onto say I offer them to piss on her in watersports.

You are paying for scat action? :Oh crap


You make the dollar it's true value... I bow to you little miss Damsel :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 10-28-2011 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18521331)

You are paying for scat action?
I AM!!!

PM Me NOW!! Lots of $$$ available :D

DamianJ 10-28-2011 08:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18521331)
Contradicting arsehole... at least my wife & I have some class

You always raise the point that offer me or my misses out for £150 an hour... then go onto say I offer them to piss on her in watersports.

You are paying for scat action? :Oh crap


You make the dollar it's true value... I bow to you little miss Damsel :1orglaugh
Oh god. You really *are* this stupid aren't you? I mean, it's not an act?

Gary, love, I didn't REALLY offer Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood celeb, 5 bucks to shit on my dad. It was a...joke. Because Fleshlight offered her 1 million to be a flashlight girl. DYS?

Sadly, you actually DO offer your wife out to be pissed on and to piss on people and advertise this fact on prostitution websites.

/me shakes his head.

You are, without a doubt, the single most stupid person I've ever encountered. Inc Paul Markham.

TubeSubmitters 10-28-2011 09:26 AM
Haven't seen Sarah spam news in the last five minutes, is the bot broken?

Tofu 10-28-2011 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18521049)
Ill pay six if she shits on me?

(EDIT) But, I will need a while to save up first... ? How does Jan 2014 sound?
Hey! Me first, poopy! :upsidedow

CurrentlySober 10-28-2011 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18521382)
I didn't REALLY offer Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood celeb, 5 bucks to shit on my dad. It was a...joke.
What? :mad: :mad: :mad:

You'll be posting that Santa aint real come Xmas I bet... :(:(:( :helpme

DamianJ 10-28-2011 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18521626)
What? :mad: :mad: :mad:

You'll be posting that Santa aint real come Xmas I bet... :(:(:( :helpme
Sorry dude :(

ottopottomouse 10-28-2011 09:55 AM
This thread got unexpectedly funny

EukerVoorn 10-28-2011 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18520949)
31st October, Arundel, West Sussex, UK

AdultMarketing.co.uk Offers Lindsay Lohan 5 bucks to shit on his Dad.


Damian Jennings, owner and founder of AdultMarketing.co.uk has today sent Lindsay Lohan's 'people' a contract offering her five whole dollars to shit on his Dad. Mr Jennings Snr is a huge fan of Ms Lohan and really likes the idea of being shat on by her.
What's Mrs Jennings Snr's view on this all? Is she going to watch or will she join in?

PR_Glen 10-28-2011 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18521382)
Oh god. You really *are* this stupid aren't you? I mean, it's not an act?

Gary, love, I didn't REALLY offer Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood celeb, 5 bucks to shit on my dad. It was a...joke. Because Fleshlight offered her 1 million to be a flashlight girl. DYS?
thanks for clearing that up Damian...


...can i have my 5 bucks back now?

_Richard_ 10-28-2011 11:41 AM
how many people do you think would pay to see that

Antonio 10-28-2011 12:18 PM
Lindsay, if you are reading this, I'll lick you clean anytime you want ... hit me up

TubeSubmitters 10-28-2011 12:25 PM
Is this even legal???

Rochard 10-28-2011 12:34 PM
Holy shit... I was sipping on my coke when I read this thread title and nearly spit out my drink! Fucking funny!

VikingMan 10-28-2011 12:34 PM
this is clever, and funny:1orglaugh

Double trouble 10-28-2011 12:42 PM
:warning too much shit in this thread

http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r...f_here_gif.gif

WarChild 10-28-2011 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18521382)
Oh god. You really *are* this stupid aren't you? I mean, it's not an act?

Gary, love, I didn't REALLY offer Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood celeb, 5 bucks to shit on my dad. It was a...joke. Because Fleshlight offered her 1 million to be a flashlight girl. DYS?

Sadly, you actually DO offer your wife out to be pissed on and to piss on people and advertise this fact on prostitution websites.

/me shakes his head.

You are, without a doubt, the single most stupid person I've ever encountered. Inc Paul Markham.
All kidding aside I think you're right here. I don't think I've ever met anybody as stupid as Gary is. My favourite was when he was trying to give me a physics lesson on how air gets thicker and "projectory". :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 10-28-2011 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18521382)
Oh god. You really *are* this stupid aren't you? I mean, it's not an act?

Gary, love, I didn't REALLY offer Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood celeb, 5 bucks to shit on my dad. It was a...joke. Because Fleshlight offered her 1 million to be a flashlight girl. DYS?

Sadly, you actually DO offer your wife out to be pissed on and to piss on people and advertise this fact on prostitution websites.

/me shakes his head.

You are, without a doubt, the single most stupid person I've ever encountered. Inc Paul Markham.
1) I knew you hadn't offered £5... this was obvious... however, you still need to use a scat subject to mock others... This I find pathetic & still obscene :2 cents:

2) I do not offer my wife for anything... my wife escorts & I escort with her & besides, nothing sad about what Natalie & I do :pimp

3) :1orglaugh Me stupid.... The most stupid person in the world is the one that believed that a good affiliate program with correct working tracking wasn't tracking properly, on the word of a dyslexic person that actually made a mistake in his test coding :1orglaugh



Listen dumb arse... you make mistakes all the time

thickcash_amo 10-28-2011 12:56 PM
Hahaha I would totally pay to see that!

AJHall 10-28-2011 04:34 PM
So sad that a turd from Lindsay Lohan is only worth $5 when a few years ago it may have fetched upwards of $20. I guess this is proof that her star power really is on the decline. I hope old man Jennings enjoys his brown shower. You're a good son Damian.

Robbie 10-28-2011 04:38 PM
Why does Damian keep calling other men "love" ? WTF? He has really got a lot of estrogen flowing through his delicate veins. :1orglaugh

DVTimes 10-28-2011 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18521896)
how many people do you think would pay to see that
i would have

DVTimes 10-28-2011 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18522380)
Why does Damian keep calling other men "love" ? WTF? He has really got a lot of estrogen flowing through his delicate veins. :1orglaugh
its normall in the uk to call people love.

verry common in the north in fact.

Robbie 10-28-2011 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18522385)
its normall in the uk to call people love.

verry common in the north in fact.
ahhh...okay. :winkwink: Carry on with that then...

DVTimes 10-28-2011 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18522390)
ahhh...okay. :winkwink: Carry on with that then...




though both damian and gary (arsewithclass) are sothern poofters.

_Richard_ 10-28-2011 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18522382)
i would have
haha not any more?


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