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MaDalton 09-15-2012 05:48 PM

Mercedes CLS Shooting Brake - the car Mercedes thinks Americans won't buy (PICS)
 
Here's the new Mercedes CLS Shooting Brake - the first Mercedes since a long time that i really like.

But Mercedes will sell it only in Europe and Asia, not on the American market.

Are they making a mistake?

http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-ycvg.jpg

http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-yzku.jpg

http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-okxq.jpg

http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-cbmd.jpg

http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-dcxv.jpg

Lace 09-15-2012 05:50 PM

Station wagons made their way out in the 90's. I surely wouldn't buy that ugly ass thing. Specially with the wood grain trunk. JUNK!

theking 09-15-2012 05:53 PM

It is a pretty ugly looking car so other than the obvious what are its selling points?

arock10 09-15-2012 05:57 PM

Nothing like a $60k car to haul a bunch of crap in

Fat Panda 09-15-2012 05:57 PM

why would anyone buy that piece of shit?

yuu.design 09-15-2012 05:57 PM

awesome car!

seeandsee 09-15-2012 06:00 PM

ugly for me :)

Robbie 09-15-2012 06:03 PM

Station wagon...it won't sell in the U.S.

Those went out of style in the 1970's

SpicyM 09-15-2012 06:07 PM

Fuck thats some nasty car.

Looks like a funeral car, I see a lot of space for a coffin.

MaDalton 09-15-2012 06:19 PM

ok, i see they were right with their decision :1orglaugh

we do like station wagons over here but we also think pickup trucks are only useful for gardeners :upsidedow

Robbie 09-15-2012 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19192040)
ok, i see they were right with their decision :1orglaugh

Yeah, they already knew the market for the car ahead of time for sure.

L-Pink 09-15-2012 06:24 PM

Looks like a hearse.

livexxx 09-15-2012 06:28 PM

they are obsessed with that sloped back, bad

MetaMan 09-15-2012 06:29 PM

You have horrible taste.

Supz 09-15-2012 07:05 PM

wagons dont sell in the US.

BIGTYMER 09-15-2012 07:06 PM

Haha. No way. Ugly as fuck.

xNetworx 09-15-2012 07:35 PM

UGLY. So much fail. I hated my SL Mercedes. Nice looking 95k piece of junk. Audi FTW

SmutHammer 09-15-2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 19192011)
Nothing like a $60k car to haul a bunch of crap in

I agree ugly car! oh and a cls is much more than $60K

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19192112)
UGLY. So much fail. I hated my SL Mercedes. Nice looking 95k piece of junk. Audi FTW

I love my clk :winkwink:

http://lilcandy.com/hosted/clk.jpg

DamageX 09-15-2012 07:44 PM

Is it just me or is Mercedes making uglier and uglier cars the past decade or so?

looky_lou 09-15-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 19192115)
Is it just me or is Mercedes making uglier and uglier cars the past decade or so?

For me, I think they have made some of the best looking cars ever the last 5 years and also some of the worst looking cars they have ever made.

topsiteking 09-15-2012 08:46 PM

This is the Mercedes you like....Really?hahaha

TheSquealer 09-15-2012 08:54 PM

Mercedes has been down this path in the US already, as has BMW.

:2 cents:

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-15-2012 09:10 PM

They tend to make station wagons very fast.

AllAboutCams 09-15-2012 09:47 PM

i like it i love the boot

k0nr4d 09-15-2012 10:23 PM

I'd rock it but that wood floor is a bit overkill. I wouldn't want to worry about scratching it every time i put anything into the boot...

ErectMedia 09-15-2012 10:50 PM

I'm sure it drives nice but not diggin the looks :2 cents:

Young 09-16-2012 12:19 AM

I drive a CLS63 AMG. 2010 model. Before the redesign.

I hate the new body style. So there's no way I could ever digest this glorified station wagon aka "shooting brake"

I'm waiting on the CLA. That might get me to buy a new car. Otherwise it's the 2013 M5 for me.

Django 09-16-2012 12:45 AM

i don't like though im a fan of mercedes

georgeyw 09-16-2012 01:27 AM

Stationwagons are quite popular in Australia and I have to say that is one ugly car.

The cargo area is also a joke, are they kidding us with a rear door that is lucky to fit a suitcase through it?

MrBottomTooth 09-16-2012 01:55 AM

Looks like the dodge magnum. I could be wrong but I don't think the magnum was a big seller.

Manowar 09-16-2012 02:09 AM

the AMG version of that is going to be a wild ride

xenigo 09-16-2012 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young (Post 19192340)
I drive a CLS63 AMG. 2010 model. Before the redesign.

I hate the new body style. So there's no way I could ever digest this glorified station wagon aka "shooting brake"

I'm waiting on the CLA. That might get me to buy a new car. Otherwise it's the 2013 M5 for me.

I love the new M5 but I think it may be too big for my tastes... and here in the Bay Area it would get constantly nicked in tight parking lots by fuckheads who have no respect for such luxuries. I think it may be slightly out of contempt for people who own such niceties, however... I'm not sure. We've lived in Oakland for about 2 years now and our E90 335i Sedan has pretty deep scuff marks down to the bare plastic on the rear right corner and front right corner from those who apparently park with their eyes closed.

I will occasionally babysit the car when my wife goes grocery shopping just to ward off door dingers and drive-by bumper scuffers. I figure if I'm standing there it may be less likely to happen.

Anyway, it's one thing when it's a relatively inexpensive vehicle... and a completely different thing when it's a $100k piece of kit.

I'd love to own the new F30 M3. Rumored to have 450hp... and much tighter steering ratio than typical 3 series as far as I know...

JFK 09-16-2012 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19192020)
ugly for me :)

same here:2 cents:

charliebitme 09-16-2012 02:49 AM

i would definitely prefer this one : C63 AMG Black Series T:

http://fotos.autozeitung.de/462x347/...Kombi-03_0.jpg

instead of the grandfather's car

SZNY 09-16-2012 02:56 AM

This one is a kick ass monster :D




JFK 09-16-2012 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19192400)
Looks like the dodge magnum. I could be wrong but I don't think the magnum was a big seller.

I have a Magnum, love it and its better looking then that Benz :thumbsup Btw, what kind of fucking name is Shooting Brake anyways ?:helpme

DamageX 09-16-2012 03:09 AM

http://www.lincah.com/wp-content/upl...de-588x441.jpg
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http://www.lincah.com/wp-content/upl...nt-588x441.jpg
http://www.lincah.com/wp-content/upl...le-588x441.jpg
http://www.lincah.com/wp-content/upl...ar-588x441.jpg

Hotlink fail. :(

xenigo 09-16-2012 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19192444)
I have a Magnum, love it and its better looking then that Benz :thumbsup Btw, what kind of fucking name is Shooting Brake anyways ?:helpme

It's not the name of the car... it's the style of the design.

Here's a few popular shooting brake styles...

http://uncrate.com/p/2011/01/ferrari-ff-xl.jpg

http://blog.mikefullerton.com/wp-con...584[1].jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_Zn5y1pYs2...ting+Brake.jpg

xenigo 09-16-2012 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charliebitme (Post 19192433)
i would definitely prefer this one : C63 AMG Black Series T:

http://fotos.autozeitung.de/462x347/...Kombi-03_0.jpg

instead of the grandfather's car

Yeah... Fuck yeah. But the issue is this... The car handles like it's on rails and you can't help but plow through roundabouts and freeway onramps at the speed at which the car is perfectly capable... But your wife is a speed prude sitting in the passenger seat, and yells at you every time you jerk the car hard in one direction or another. It is VERY hard to keep the vehicle within the "realm of comfort" for your passengers when you are behind the wheel of such a beast. All you end up doing is pissing everyone off.

Or maybe I drive with a bunch of prudes...

Chosen 09-16-2012 04:06 AM

I like it :pimp


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