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johnnyloadproductions 12-11-2012 08:58 AM

Experienced my first black girl the other night, and the strangest thing happened!
 
I met this girl off of craigslist a few weeks back, and have hung out with her a few times. I took her out for some high end sushi, delicious, and she was very appreciative of it.

fast forward...

In the middle of our private session, out of no where, she tells me "you want to cum on my face?" I was taken aback a bit. She tells me: "You strike me as a guy that likes cumming on girls faces." :)
What an odd thing to say. :1orglaugh
We then start talking and I find out she knows a lot about porn and pornstars. I told her I met Riley Reid in the summer of '11, before she started getting really famous and watched her get a huge facial (a scene for jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com).
She told me when she was 17 she snuck into a porn convention with a fake ID and had a long talk with Belladonna about her scenes and how much she was paid for some of them.


She summed it up by telling me that I didn't have to take her out for Sushi and we could have just hung out at her place. Why would she say that? What an awful thing to tell a nice guy such as myself. :pimp

I'll probably celebrate New Year's with her. :)

seeandsee 12-11-2012 09:01 AM

She will make super hardcore interracial midget facial gangbang porn movies before new year evening :) so good luck with it :))

DatePoster 12-11-2012 09:04 AM

Aint no fun unless we all get some :2 cents:

Wizzo 12-11-2012 09:10 AM

pics? :pimp

baddog 12-11-2012 09:13 AM

Private session?

sperbonzo 12-11-2012 09:14 AM

Sounds like a fun girl. Keep her around for a while....




..... only a while though.






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freecartoonporn 12-11-2012 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19363556)
She will make super hardcore interracial midget facial gangbang porn movies before new year evening :) so good luck with it :))

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

johnnyloadproductions 12-11-2012 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19363592)
pics? :pimp

Sorry, wasn't able to screen cap this one. :Oh crap
Next time I'll setup a private cam, and promote it before hand. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19363599)
Private session?

Our sexually intimate encounter. :)
This was the first time I'd fully consummated a relationship with someone I've met on craigslist. I've talked to several tranny, dykish, and odd women on craigslist, but never really felt compelled to meet up with them.

L-Pink 12-11-2012 09:29 AM

She probably gave you sickle-cell.

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geedub 12-11-2012 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19363599)
Private session?

sounds like escort talk

L-Pink 12-11-2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 19363635)
sounds like escort talk

Hence the "no need to take me to dinner" ? lol

DamianJ 12-11-2012 09:35 AM

Imagine if JC did blog posts instead of lying and trolling here for attention. He might be able to move out of his Mom's basement.

_Richard_ 12-11-2012 09:36 AM

sounds like marriage material!

CurrentlySober 12-11-2012 09:36 AM

bit like my 1st time with a black girl, but she said 'shit in my mouth', as opposed too 'cum on my face'.....

L-Pink 12-11-2012 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19363643)
Imagine if JC did blog posts instead of lying and trolling here for attention. He might be able to move out of his Mom's basement.

lol, what does this have to do with the op dating his first black chick?

_Richard_ 12-11-2012 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19363643)
Imagine if JC did blog posts instead of lying and trolling here for attention. He might be able to move out of his Mom's basement.

speaking of trolling for attention

it's a big world man, do you go after every UK guy?

geedub 12-11-2012 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19363641)
Hence the "no need to take me to dinner" ? lol

exactly what i was thinking :1orglaugh

MaDalton 12-11-2012 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19363641)
Hence the "no need to take me to dinner" ? lol

:1orglaugh

anal is always extra...

DamianJ 12-11-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19363653)
it's a big world man, do you go after every UK guy?

No, only Paul, DVTimes and Gary, keep up. And I just enjoy pointing out how stupid they are.

_Richard_ 12-11-2012 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19363684)
No, only Paul, DVTimes and Gary, keep up. And I just enjoy pointing out how stupid they are.

sorry i try and ignore you guys lol

DamianJ 12-11-2012 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19363698)
sorry i try and ignore you guys lol

No need to apologise. I'd prefer someone just not read me if they don't want to. Now Paul and DVTimes are banned, seemingly for life, the quality of my posts should improve!

:D

Aidoru 12-12-2012 03:50 PM

Craigslist? Private Session?

xNetworx 12-12-2012 03:51 PM

I stopped reading at "craigslist"

Elli 12-12-2012 04:16 PM

So she's looking for a job, but got a free sushi dinner instead? not bad, I guess.

DWB 12-12-2012 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19363632)
She probably gave you sickle-cell.

.

:1orglaugh

Love black girls. LOVE THEM!!!!

johnnyloadproductions 12-12-2012 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19363632)
She probably gave you sickle-cell.

.

Sickle cell is a genetic disorder that can't be caught, common in Blacks.

It's a fun time and I've already planned to go to a gay bar in Des Moines with her. I love gay people because aside from some fronts, they just want to fuck. :)
...and when you get a whole gathering of them together, it's a mad house. :pimp

JP-pornshooter 12-12-2012 06:07 PM

all black girls like facials, some even like to swallow.
dont tell them though, just surprise them.

Spunky 12-12-2012 06:11 PM

So did you cum on her face?

lucas131 12-12-2012 06:57 PM

show us your tits

srockhard 12-12-2012 08:16 PM

Pics or you are lying.

brassmonkey 12-12-2012 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19366856)
show us your tits

:1orglaugh

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...cbbo1_1280.jpg

shimmy2 12-12-2012 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 19366773)
all black girls like facials, some even like to swallow.
dont tell them though, just surprise them.

i'm shimmy and i approve this message :thumbsup

John-ACWM 12-13-2012 10:40 AM

:1orglaugh enjoy your time with her!

brassmonkey 12-13-2012 10:42 AM

you sure she was black?? sushi?

Rochard 12-13-2012 10:47 AM

You met a black chick on Craig's List? How very ghetto of you sir.

porkbrothersdotnet 12-13-2012 02:30 PM

She hasn't turned yet. Soon she will act like she's in charge and that she world. Enjoy the ill nana while it last!

DatePoster 12-13-2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twerk Tube (Post 19363565)
Aint no fun unless we all get some :2 cents:

:2 cents::2 cents:

Best-In-BC 12-13-2012 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19363550)
I met this girl off of craigslist a few weeks back, and have hung out with her a few times. I took her out for some high end sushi, delicious, and she was very appreciative of it.

fast forward...

In the middle of our private session, out of no where, she tells me "you want to cum on my face?" I was taken aback a bit. She tells me: "You strike me as a guy that likes cumming on girls faces." :)
What an odd thing to say. :1orglaugh
We then start talking and I find out she knows a lot about porn and pornstars. I told her I met Riley Reid in the summer of '11, before she started getting really famous and watched her get a huge facial (a scene for jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com).
She told me when she was 17 she snuck into a porn convention with a fake ID and had a long talk with Belladonna about her scenes and how much she was paid for some of them.


She summed it up by telling me that I didn't have to take her out for Sushi and we could have just hung out at her place. Why would she say that? What an awful thing to tell a nice guy such as myself. :pimp

I'll probably celebrate New Year's with her. :)

Keep on celebrating till your sick of her, shes doesnt sound like a keeper

johnnyloadproductions 12-13-2012 02:44 PM

Plans are set, we'll be partying with some other people in a hotel suite this New Year's.
Last time we hung out with friends one of hers got completely drunk and tripped onto a boulder. The girl's bottom half of her face was entirely covered in blood, oops. :)

What I'd like to do is have a separate place to throw craigslist parties, and see what happens. I used to be known for throwing parties packed with a very diverse crowd (18-60) :)

I'll ultimately breed with a pretty Jewish woman, as Jews (though some things are despicable about them) tend to be the most successful.

Rebel D 12-13-2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19367889)
you sure she was black?? sushi?

I guess its not all Chicken and waffles


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