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Unofficial Canada Joke Thread!
I'll get it started with this.............
...........and other GFY members may join in as they please............ OK, (Drumroll!) here we go!: Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? A: The taste! http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...kcanadians.jpg :winkwink: |
They can both get you put on probation?
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Your post made my Adult Beverage come out of my nose, I was laughing so hard! YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED KENNY! http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...led_Kenney.jpg :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup |
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade." :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup The best beer in Canada!: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47...t/70baf760.jpg |
The worst airline disaster in Canadian history happened this morning when a single passenger plane crashed in a large graveyard.
Rescue workers said there were no survivors and have retrieved 200 bodies so far. That number is expected to climb as digging continues. |
Coors Light is awful. Sadly we can't even get original Coors here. For some reason years ago they stuck us with the Coors piss water light version and stopped selling Coors original.
Whenever I go to the US I always try to bring some back. I understand regular Coors is considered cheap crap over there too, but I guess you always want what you can't have. |
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Unfortunately whenever someone thinks of Canadian beer they tend to think of Molson Canadian and Coors Light thanks to those annoying commercials and mass marketing. |
Transcript of a radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course. CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course! US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!! CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call. |
Canadian Knock-knock joke:
Knock-Knock Come in Sorry No, I'm sorry. |
you are so cool
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Let me know when the "Kansas tranny posting as a girl" joke thread starts. I have some jokes that will make your clit tickle... :winkwink:
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Co...med.nv_nws.jpg To my friends North of the Border, pay no attention to Sally Rand (aka Silly Rant, now posting as AdultPornMasta, until yet another one of his fake nicks gets banned). :2 cents: :stoned ADG |
As a Canadian I find this thread and all of the jokes in this thread highly offensive. Please stop posting jokes or I will demand that Eric ban you all.
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I'll play along...
Where are all the best porn companies located? Canada. Har har har! Oh wait, that's the truth. |
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Edit: The best part? The urban legend is SO common that there is a long wiki about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightho...l_urban_legend |
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A Canadian, an American and a French Canadian go into a bar...
How can you tell which is which? The Canadian wants a Molson... The American wants a Budweiser... The French Canadian wants a separate check... |
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As for porn? I have no idea, it just seems that is where most of the power ended up being concentrated. One thing though... even the Canadian companies tend to have their films produced in the US for obvious reasons. |
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 eh? |
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What's the difference between a French Canadian and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe will tip. |
You Might Be Canadian If.....................
Your local zoo is mainly flamingoes, giraffes and sad elephants freezing their asses off against a backdrop of pine trees, grey skies, and precambrian shield formations.
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lived in both and i prefer Canada way way more.
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never tasted piss
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this thread sucks
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Snopes says it's fake though: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp |
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Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste! You got that backwards. I heard that joke said about American beer over 30 years ago. Schlitz much? |
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A Canadian calls 911.
"Help I locked my keys in the car" "Sir this line is for emergencies only" "This is an emergency! My wife and kids are in there! Also its a convertible, the top is down and I think its gonna rain!" |
A Canadian guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" |
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A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." |
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here's another where you can replace the race/religion/ethnicity... Why do Canadians smell? So blind people can hate them too! |
Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
They can't run that far. |
What was the original title for "Canadian Idol"?
"The Worlds Biggest Hoser" |
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An American tourist asks a Newfoundlander:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" The Newfie replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin boat." |
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