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2012 03-07-2013 01:02 PM

Woman arrested for trying to sell porn on VHS (door-to-door)
 
who uses VHS these days

Gaffney woman admits selling porn tapes door-to-door
http://whns.images.worldnow.com/images/21528503_BG1.jpg
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GAFFNEY, SC (FOX Carolina) -

A Gaffney woman said she was in a bind and needed some quick cash when she decided to go door-to-door selling pornographic videotapes.

Jeanette Ellis, 52, said she found a box of dirty movies on her street, and watched a few of them before she hit the streets.

"I said, 'I'll sell them to somebody who might want them,'" Ellis told FOX Carolina's Greg Funderburg. "I was going to get like $5 for them. There [were] like 15 tapes."

Ellis said her money-making effort was quashed when she knocked on the door of one home, where someone had called the police.

"I waited outside, and the police showed up," Ellis said.

Ellis was charged with not having a permit to solicit sales.
................:Oh crap
http://www.wect.com/story/21528503/w...s-door-to-door

2013 03-07-2013 01:03 PM

aw man i just sold my vhs

Scott McD 03-07-2013 01:04 PM

I'm glad they weren't home movies...

Matt 26z 03-07-2013 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19516570)
I'm glad they weren't home movies...

She would sell. The white version of BVF.

Double trouble 03-07-2013 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19516570)
I'm glad they weren't home movies...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Ghost 03-07-2013 01:12 PM

I'd trade her straight up for betamax. ;)


Curious as to what titles she had. Probably a bunch of shitty comps

TrainWreckContent 03-07-2013 01:15 PM

do people still watch VHS tapes? lol

nation-x 03-07-2013 01:46 PM

I seem to remember that AEBN got it's start that way... I think Scott used to sell Vivid or something... maybe not door to door.

scarlettcontent 03-07-2013 04:21 PM

vi dee o ta pe

HushMoney 03-07-2013 05:18 PM

on tra puh nu rrrrr

2012 03-07-2013 05:21 PM

no te eeth bl owwjobs gum wo rrrk

RyuLion 03-07-2013 05:36 PM

Epic..does not surprise me..at least she thought of something productive to do..

mamaliga 03-07-2013 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19517024)
Epic..does not surprise me..at least she thought of something productive to do..

indeed. The cops continue to waste their time with these shits.:Oh crap

TurboAngel 03-07-2013 07:49 PM

They are calling her back to the 80's.

AllAboutCams 03-07-2013 07:51 PM

Who has VHS

rogueteens 03-07-2013 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19517182)
Who has VHS

she does

pornmasta 03-07-2013 08:51 PM

face of meth

harvey 03-07-2013 08:51 PM

what was the charge? anachronism?

Evil Chris 03-07-2013 08:59 PM

I hear you can fit quite a lot of those bytes on a tape with the SLP mode setting.

just a punk 03-08-2013 02:29 AM

How serious is punishment for earning a few bucks without having a permit to solicit sales in the USA?

Dirty Dane 03-08-2013 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19517451)
How serious is punishment for earning a few bucks without having a permit to solicit sales in the USA?

Death Penalty.

xenigo 03-08-2013 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19517451)
How serious is punishment for earning a few bucks without having a permit to solicit sales in the USA?

Just a citation. Nothing crazy. She can pay the fine and be done with it.

lezinterracial 03-08-2013 04:08 AM

She should have copied them to a digital format, put them on a website, and put ads around them. She wouldn't get in trouble that way.

DWB 03-08-2013 04:15 AM

I don't see a problem. If bible thumpers can go door to door selling their imaginary story, why can't some old haggardly woman sell some porn, so long as she is selling it to adults?

I'd rather have her knock on my door than a Mormon.

blackmonsters 03-08-2013 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19517529)
I don't see a problem. If bible thumpers can go door to door selling their imaginary story, why can't some old haggardly woman sell some porn, so long as she is selling it to adults?

I'd rather have her knock on my door than a Mormon.

She didn't get charged for selling porn.

She was charged for not having a permit to sell anything; regardless of what it was.

CaptainHowdy 03-08-2013 06:30 AM

Mother ...

Zeiss 03-08-2013 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 19516564)
who uses VHS these days

woman admits selling porn tapes door-to-door

:1orglaugh

HushMoney 03-08-2013 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 19517524)
She should have copied them to a digital format, put them on a website, and put ads around them. She wouldn't get in trouble that way.

Touche' :1orglaugh

Zeiss 03-08-2013 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by HushMoney (Post 19517658)
Touche' :1orglaugh

Attack! :1orglaugh

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3642/toucheturtle2.jpg

alex.missyouth 03-08-2013 07:15 AM

I thought she'd be hotter

yuu.design 03-08-2013 08:53 AM

why she didnt make an affiliate program with those vhs :P

Bman 03-08-2013 10:24 AM

sign her up as an affiliate... if you had more sales people like those poeple might stop bitching...

sperbonzo 03-08-2013 10:29 AM

America has gone completely crazy when you need a PERMIT to sell something.

Utterly insane.


:( So So sad....


.

johnnyloadproductions 03-08-2013 12:13 PM

I sold some porn DVDs to some men that worked in my uncle's shop, I could see steam coming off their heads raging and utterly ready to jerk off to them.

Tried selling some DVDs on craigslist, got flagged and thought it probably wasn't a good idea anyway. :upsidedow

2012 03-08-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

and watched a few of them before she hit the streets.
don't get high on your own supply, this is probably where the fail started :2 cents:

Webmaster Advertising 03-08-2013 12:17 PM

Yeah its a dumb law needing a permit to sell shit, although I kind of understand in some situations where consumables are being sold, but still, I remember seeing neighborhood kids with lemonade stands on the street in summertime... Its been a long time since I saw that.

There was a story a year or two back where some kids got citations for selling lemonade for like $1 a glass for charity because they didn't have a permit... Stupidity knows no bounds.

DWB 03-08-2013 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19517585)
She didn't get charged for selling porn.

She was charged for not having a permit to sell anything; regardless of what it was.

Well there ya go. Silly thread title then.

pornmasta 03-08-2013 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19518018)
America has gone completely crazy when you need a PERMIT to sell something.

Utterly insane.


:( So So sad....


.

welcome... you are now in ... FRANCE :thumbsup

Xreatix 03-08-2013 01:39 PM

hahahaha thats priceless vhs is extinct lmao

Scott McD 03-08-2013 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xreatix (Post 19518323)
hahahaha thats priceless vhs is extinct lmao

So is her vagina...


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