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Mutt 09-16-2013 08:51 AM

On behalf of the free world we apologize to Mother Russia
 
Sorry that whole communism taking over the world thing didn't work out. Please get over it.

This is a tweet from a member of the Russian Parliament foreign relations committee in reaction to the shooting at the Navy Yard in Washington, D.C.

?A new shootout at Navy headquarters in Washington ? a lone gunman and 7 corpses. Nobody?s even surprised anymore,? tweeted Alexey Pushkov, a member of the Russian parliamentary foreign affairs committee.

?A clear confirmation of American exceptionalism,? he added.

From the United Nation's statistics for murder rates of countries:


Russia 10.2 per 100,000 people
USA 4.8 per 100,000 people

dyna mo 09-16-2013 08:55 AM

communism, at least it's not socialism!

Sly 09-16-2013 08:58 AM

And those are just the Russian murders that get counted as murders. ;-)

MaDalton 09-16-2013 09:01 AM

Meanwhile in Russia..

http://mensfame.com/wp-content/uploa...-in-Russia.jpg


Edit: I just noticed it says "Homo" on the officers jacket - and i thought any promotion of homosexuality in Russia is forbidden.. tsk, tsk..

Mutt 09-16-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19801372)
Meanwhile in Russia..

http://mensfame.com/wp-content/uploa...-in-Russia.jpg


Edit: I just noticed it says "Homo" on the officers jacket - and i thought any promotion of homosexuality in Russia is forbidden.. tsk, tsk..

:1orglaugh

dyna mo 09-16-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19801372)
Meanwhile in Russia..

http://mensfame.com/wp-content/uploa...-in-Russia.jpg


Edit: I just noticed it says "Homo" on the officers jacket - and i thought any promotion of homosexuality in Russia is forbidden.. tsk, tsk..

:1orglaugh

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-16-2013 09:33 AM

Russia has not attained respect of late from cowardice as has America.

ilnjscb 09-16-2013 09:43 AM

What he is saying, though indeed asinine, is the sentiment of a great number of people. From their standpoint our government looks like an arrogant, hypocritical bunch of jerks with very little moral compass.

From within we know there are millions of good people but that truth seems to be obscured by our government's policies and behaviors sometimes.

Rochard 09-16-2013 09:48 AM

So their murder rate is twice as high as in the US? Interesting.

halfpint 09-16-2013 09:49 AM

DO NOT fuck with Russia

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Th...3c08a66671.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/rus...c4_4659767.jpg

Scott McD 09-16-2013 09:51 AM

My first laughs of today! :1orglaugh

Mr. Garibaldi 09-16-2013 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19801372)
Meanwhile in Russia..

http://mensfame.com/wp-content/uploa...-in-Russia.jpg


Edit: I just noticed it says "Homo" on the officers jacket - and i thought any promotion of homosexuality in Russia is forbidden.. tsk, tsk..

:1orglaugh

great idea of mirrorizing the bottom image

OMON is russian special forces unit, if you look at the word through the mirror you get "HOMO"

MaDalton 09-16-2013 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 19801443)
:1orglaugh

great idea of mirrorizing the bottom image

OMON is russian special forces unit, if you look at the word through the mirror you get "HOMO"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Roald 09-16-2013 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19801357)
Sorry that whole communism taking over the world thing didn't work out. Please get over it.

This is a tweet from a member of the Russian Parliament foreign relations committee in reaction to the shooting at the Navy Yard in Washington, D.C.

?A new shootout at Navy headquarters in Washington ? a lone gunman and 7 corpses. Nobody?s even surprised anymore,? tweeted Alexey Pushkov, a member of the Russian parliamentary foreign affairs committee.

?A clear confirmation of American exceptionalism,? he added.

From the United Nation's statistics for murder rates of countries:


Russia 10.2 per 100,000 people
USA 4.8 per 100,000 people

The answer is clearly more guns!

just a punk 09-16-2013 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19801438)
So their murder rate is twice as high as in the US? Interesting.

As I told it here already 70% of all murders are domestic. A typical situation is following: a few of unemployed men were drinking at home of one of them. Then they quarreled and fought. One has took a kitchen knife and stabbed another one.

I mean it's a very specific kind of murders. It's not like a mass-shooting on the street or something like that. If you are not and alcoholic and don't drink with stranger rednecks, you are ok.

just a punk 09-16-2013 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 19801443)
:1orglaugh

great idea of mirrorizing the bottom image

OMON is russian special forces unit, if you look at the word through the mirror you get "HOMO"

I'm not sure if they are homos, but many of them are real fags :2 cents:

just a punk 09-16-2013 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19801448)
The answer is clearly more guns!

Wrong. More kitchen knives! :pimp

dyna mo 09-16-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19801467)
As I told it here already 70% of all murders are domestic. A typical situation is following: a few of unemployed men were drinking at home of one of them. Then they quarreled and fought. One has took a kitchen knife and stabbed another one.

I mean it's a very specific kind of murders. It's not like a mass-shooting on the street or something like that. If you are not and alcoholic and don't drink with stranger rednecks, you are ok.

whew! that makes it all ok then huh.

bushwacker 09-16-2013 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19801467)
As I told it here already 70% of all murders are domestic. A typical situation is following: a few of unemployed men were drinking at home of one of them. Then they quarreled and fought. One has took a kitchen knife and stabbed another one.

I mean it's a very specific kind of murders. It's not like a mass-shooting on the street or something like that. If you are not and alcoholic and don't drink with stranger rednecks, you are ok.


:eek7:eek7:eek7

just a punk 09-16-2013 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19801480)
whew! that makes it all ok then huh.

It doesn't. It just mean that street murders are very rare here. Especially the mass ones.

P.S. Nobody really cares when one useless alcoholic piece of shit gets killed by another useless alcoholic piece of shit. Darwin's prize in action :2 cents:

Rochard 09-16-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19801467)
As I told it here already 70% of all murders are domestic. A typical situation is following: a few of unemployed men were drinking at home of one of them. Then they quarreled and fought. One has took a kitchen knife and stabbed another one.

I do not know what "domestic" means - Doesn't that mean both parties are from the same country? Or do you mean domestic dispute, as in husband and wife?

Does't matter to me either way really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19801467)
If you are not and alcoholic and don't drink with stranger rednecks, you are ok.

So I'm safe then.

just a punk 09-16-2013 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19801552)
I do not know what "domestic" means - Doesn't that mean both parties are from the same country?

I though this word has a few meanings. Am I wrong?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19801552)
Or do you mean domestic dispute, as in husband and wife?

Something like that, but you may (or may not) replace "wife" with an "unknown drunkard".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19801552)
Does't matter to me either way really.

Course it doesn't because you don't live here. You know, I have seen only one serious crime during all my life in Moscow (I live here for about 10 years). It was a midnight and I heard screaming woman. I've opened a window and saw a standing women that was screaming: "help, he has robbed me! stop him somebody!" and some junkie who was running very fast into the night with her handbag. That's such a dangerous place I'm living in :2 cents:

P.S. Me, my family and all my friends have never seen a murder for all our lives. Hope you and yours have the similar experience in the USA.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-16-2013 11:22 AM

Strangeness

JockoHomo 09-16-2013 11:28 AM

In Russia it's Happy Hour 24 hours a day!

dyna mo 09-16-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JockoHomo (Post 19801592)
In Russia it's Happy Hour 24 hours a day!

sounds more like sad hour! :1orglaugh get drunk and kill your drinking buddy. but's that ok, cuz you were drinking.

seeandsee 09-16-2013 11:45 AM

lol @ Russian eminem :D

HomerSimpson 09-16-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JockoHomo (Post 19801592)
In Russia it's Happy Hour 24 hours a day!

powered by Vodka

pimpmaster9000 09-16-2013 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19801357)
Russia 10.2 per 100,000 people
USA 4.8 per 100,000 people

avghanistan 2.4
lybia 2.9
iran 3.0
vietnam 1.6
iraq 2.0
serbia 1.2
france 1.1
switzerland 0.7


yes yes you are SO much better than the russians :1orglaugh and all those evil evil places you invaded you are CLEARLY better :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 09-16-2013 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19801372)
Meanwhile in Russia..

http://mensfame.com/wp-content/uploa...-in-Russia.jpg


Edit: I just noticed it says "Homo" on the officers jacket - and i thought any promotion of homosexuality in Russia is forbidden.. tsk, tsk..

the photo is reversed - in cyrillic, OMOH. Similar to a special police like SWAT units in the US

dehash 09-16-2013 12:21 PM

I doubt anybody loves their own government. Don't pay attention on politics. They are politics, that said enough.

ilnjscb 09-16-2013 12:38 PM

World's smallest horse missing in Italy!!

Rochard 09-16-2013 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19801655)
avghanistan 2.4
lybia 2.9
iran 3.0
vietnam 1.6
iraq 2.0
serbia 1.2
france 1.1
switzerland 0.7


yes yes you are SO much better than the russians :1orglaugh and all those evil evil places you invaded you are CLEARLY better :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We invaded France?

Oh yeah, we did.

just a punk 09-16-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19801596)
sounds more like sad hour!

Read my post above and stop being a stupid dipshit. Try to be just a human :2 cents:

sandman! 09-16-2013 02:54 PM

you really seem to hate the Russians dont you ?

lol

dyna mo 09-16-2013 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19801891)
Read my post above and stop being a stupid dipshit. Try to be just a human :2 cents:

no i get it, certain russians are a waste of space according to your *just be human* view.

it doesn't matter if "1 piece of shit alcholic murders another" right? your words.

Captain Kawaii 09-16-2013 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19801905)
no i get it, certain russians are a waste of space according to your *just be human* view.

it doesn't matter if "1 piece of shit alcholic murders another" right? your words.

I dont think anyone anywhere in the world cares when lowlife drunks kill each other in their yards. Its only when they leave their yards...

I wonder if there are stats for countries with most street rampages? Has got to be US in #1 spot.

dyna mo 09-16-2013 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19801966)
I dont think anyone anywhere in the world cares when lowlife drunks kill each other in their yards. Its only when they leave their yards...

I wonder if there are stats for countries with most street rampages? Has got to be US in #1 spot.

who gets to decide what a lowlife drunk is?

madm1k3 09-16-2013 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19801357)
Sorry that whole communism taking over the world thing didn't work out. Please get over it.

Yeah communism is dead...... America killed it in Vietnam and pissed on its grave when they won the cold war

In other news communist China now holds about $1.5 trillion in US debt

but fuck you Russia!!

SilentKnight 09-16-2013 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19801357)
This is a tweet from a member of the Russian Parliament foreign relations committee in reaction to the shooting at the Navy Yard in Washington, D.C.

?A new shootout at Navy headquarters in Washington ? a lone gunman and 7 corpses. Nobody?s even surprised anymore,? tweeted Alexey Pushkov, a member of the Russian parliamentary foreign affairs committee.

Twitter - created by an American (Jack Dorsey - Missouri) - headquartered in America - and used by Russian morons to put down Western society. :disgust

Captain Kawaii 09-16-2013 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19801976)
who gets to decide what a lowlife drunk is?

They do it themselves. It is not a decision an observer makes. It is a persons lack of personal responsibility that decides.

Where would you want to live? In a middle class neighborhood or in or next to a trailer park or slum?
Choice is fairly easy. For me anyway.

I have lived all over the world Mo. There is a fairly common standard. Believe it or not.


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