what best zombie defense weapons?
 

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Shot gun,flamethrower , chainsaw .

A remote mountain hideaway.

have to be careful with fire. they will run at you :helpme high ground and a sniper rifle :2 cents:

m4.

/done.

that's a weapon??

Yes indeed.

weap·on [wep-uhn]
noun
1.
any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon.
2.
anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim: the deadly weapon of satire.
3.
anything that serves to outwit or get the better of an opponent: his power of speech was his best weapon

guess you could slam them in the door. :Oh crap might bite your fingers off! :1orglaugh

reality...........

Yes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and a slight cut back on the drug use.

dude we're fucking around :disgust Fucking Around & Program Discussion see it?? :1orglaugh

Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.

Americans

Hindism sign of OM

And don't forget the doubletap.

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I thought someone was on a bad trip or something!:pimp:winkwink:

Well I will play along then "Plants" and "Stars" like in Plants vs. Zombies.:1orglaugh

A battery of howitzers and a good forward observer.

Yes, I hear vampires and werewolves will be roaming the streets too, so prepare yourself with garlic and silver :2 cents:

lol what a tool, you are right. Best to have an american with you so you can be safe though

yep he will have a broken beer bottle. no guns over there :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This is not a significant threat, but garlic and silver are good to have.

a nice big fresh poo...

may not be of any use to zombies... but at least i could die happy...

You could classify it as a gas operated fecal cannon! :1orglaugh

Juliet Starling and her "Lollipop" Chainsaw

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Get a fucking JAIL under your control, put up outposts and towers to watch all around prison, make 6-7 exit points, get tons of guns and ammo, make hole all around complex, prepare gas and burn fallen zoombies, get tons of food and enjoy yeahhhhh

I live downtown and id swear ive seen some zombies here lately.

There are homeless people and in all seriousness they look like zombies and they walk like zombies.

Where'd I see this.... jeeze I dunno

a remote getaway is on my list for more reasons than zombies.

Chuck Norris!

Oh yea and there been at least one instance of zombie that ate a dudes face off due a to being on drugs aka bath salts.

So feel free to expand what ur definition of a zombie is.

my dick:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love automatic shotguns as much as the next man but good luck finding ammunition

Do they say "Brainz" constantly?

a winey kid wearing a coppers hat.

Electrified razor wire.

Flamethrower to cook'em while they're frying.

22 cal ruger with a 50 round clip.

You can carry bricks of ammo in your backpack. Shotgun is overkill and a waste of time. You have to reload often, and you're wasting loads of firepower on something a small round to the head will take care of. Also, the shotgun takes more energy to fire and wears on you after a while.

I really do want a man cave compound on a mountain stocked with meat ammo weapons and a harem of columbian strippers that dont speak English.
Is that strange?

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