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NTM 05-24-2007 03:37 AM
A quick recap of American Military History:
 
1770s:
America's birth as a nation began as a rebellion against the British Empire. Lead by General George Washington, the Americans fought a losing campaign against England's 2nd string forces until a Prussian officer named Baron Von Steuben arrived to show them how to fight. The war dragged on for many years until the Battle of Yorktown, where France provided artillery and gunboats. Faced with the superior French forces, the British decided the colonies were too expensive to maintain and retreated. America was now independent.

1812:
After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed.

1860:
America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war.

1898:
Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines.

1917:
After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around.

1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.

1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.

1952:
American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today.

1965-1975:
American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs.

1980:
After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages.

1982:
Hundreds of U.S. Marines killed in Beirut during a single bombing. Reagan loses his will to fight and orders an immediate retreat.

1983:
American pride is restored during the glorious invasion of Grenada, a tiny undefended island in the Carribbean.

1991:
After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program.

2003:
The son of the first President Bush decides to change tactics in the 13-year-old war and go for a full-scale invasion. Gets ass kicked by a bunch of unruly Muslim savages.


America sucks.

polish_aristocrat 05-24-2007 03:39 AM
how about Ukrainian military history?

Well Dunn 05-24-2007 03:42 AM
most unbiased recap of american history ever!

your kinda forgetting the part where we rose up to become the strongest country in the world, but this is just troll bait so have fun with your thread buddy...

OG LennyT 05-24-2007 03:45 AM
Jealous you could never join a real man's fighting military?

Small penis syndrome?

I pity you pal :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FetishTom 05-24-2007 04:36 AM
Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

fallenmuffin 05-24-2007 04:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FetishTom (Post 12480269)
"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"
That's pure gold. I'll be using that one...

Barefootsies 05-24-2007 05:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12480135)
how about Ukrainian military history?

Talk about taking some liberties in revisionist history... lol

GatorB 05-24-2007 05:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12480128)
1860:
America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war.
The Union never got help from ANYONE. In fact despite the fact that everyone was supposed to stay out of the Us Civil War there are indeed facts proving that the SOUTH got help from both France and England.

Quote:
1898:
Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines.
Are you retarded? First of all Cuba and the Philippines were under Spanish control. The citizens of those countries did NOT enjoy that. They were more than happy we kick Spain's ass.

Quote:
1917:
After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around.
Once again retardation on your part. First of all yes we sat on the sidelines for 3 years. Why should we have gotten involved? We should have just let all the Eurotrash kill each other. Anyways 3 years and England and France weren't getting anywhere. US comes in and in less than a year the war is over. Hmmmmm.

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1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.
By the way exactly which European countries helped us fight the Japanese?

Quote:
1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.
Boy you really are showing your retardation. First of all were were in Europe before 1944. My grandfather risked his ass to free you ungrateful bastards from Hitler and you posts this crap? Unlike the weak-assed German we were able to fight a war on 2 fronts and WIN.

Quote:
1952:
American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today.
You realize the Chinese outnumbered us even then by 5-1? By the way Canada and Australia were also involved in this war.

Quote:
1965-1975:
American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs.
Why no mention of FANCE's involvement during the 1950's? Seems they left with tails between their legs too. Hmmmm.

Quote:
1980:
After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages.
Boy this is REALLY retarded. Iran/Contra happen in the mid 1980's The Iran hostage situation was over by Jan 1981. LEARN about stuff before posting MORON.


Quote:
1991:
After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program.
A) I seem to remember most of Europe being involved in this war also.

B) If Iraq did restart their WMD program where are they?

Quote:
America sucks.
You suck fuck face. Hopefully a bus will hit you and flatten you like a pancake like you most assuredly deserve.
Have a nice day ASSHOLE! :321GFY

GatorB 05-24-2007 05:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FetishTom (Post 12480269)
Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"
My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

Porn Farmer 05-24-2007 05:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12480341)
My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 05-24-2007 06:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12480128)
1770s:
America's birth as a nation began as a rebellion against the British Empire. Lead by General George Washington, the Americans fought a losing campaign against England's 2nd string forces until a Prussian officer named Baron Von Steuben arrived to show them how to fight. The war dragged on for many years until the Battle of Yorktown, where France provided artillery and gunboats. Faced with the superior French forces, the British decided the colonies were too expensive to maintain and retreated. America was now independent.

1812:
After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed.

1860:
America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war.

1898:
Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines.

1917:
After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around.

1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.

1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.

1952:
American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today.

1965-1975:
American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs.

1980:
After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages.

1982:
Hundreds of U.S. Marines killed in Beirut during a single bombing. Reagan loses his will to fight and orders an immediate retreat.

1983:
American pride is restored during the glorious invasion of Grenada, a tiny undefended island in the Carribbean.

1991:
After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program.

2003:
The son of the first President Bush decides to change tactics in the 13-year-old war and go for a full-scale invasion. Gets ass kicked by a bunch of unruly Muslim savages.


America sucks.
Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you. :2 cents: :2 cents:

psili 05-24-2007 06:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12480446)
Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you. :2 cents: :2 cents:
Awe, come'on.... Give the troll a break. He's just a sad little boy begging for attention.

[to NTM] -- It's OK, buttercup, we know you're sad and lonely. It's alright. Don't cry. We're here for you, so buck up, pop tart.

jimthefiend 05-24-2007 06:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12480446)
Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you. :2 cents: :2 cents:
Fucking AYE.

Phoenix 05-24-2007 06:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12480446)
Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you. :2 cents: :2 cents:
hahaha....im sure he is shakin in his boots


stickeyidiot is going to tell some other moron not to do business with you.....oooh run away...lol


this is going to be a good day

fetishblog 05-24-2007 06:22 AM
Another anti-American troll. Fuck off.

NTM 05-24-2007 06:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12480446)
Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you. :2 cents: :2 cents:
A bunch of brainwashed kids you are.



btw, I forgot to mention the invasion of panama in which 10000 unarmed civilians were killed by errant gunfire to capture some half witted pineapple faced dictator.

Phoenix 05-24-2007 06:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12480515)
A bunch of brainwashed kids you are.



btw, I forgot to mention the invasion of panama in which 10000 unarmed civilians were killed by errant gunfire to capture some half witted pineapple faced dictator.
you cant blame them....their government controls the history books that are printed and distributed.

they actually learn exactly what the ruling elite wnats them to know about...and nothing else.....you should see the list of banned books

it is crazy

jimthefiend 05-24-2007 06:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix
you should see the list of banned books

Why don't you be a pal and post it for us. :)

Phoenix 05-24-2007 06:42 AM
all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth

psili 05-24-2007 06:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12480581)
all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa
I'd be more curious to know if there's a government on this planet that hasn't imposed censorship of one form or another on its citizens.

Phoenix 05-24-2007 06:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili (Post 12480597)
I'd be more curious to know if there's a government on this planet that hasn't imposed censorship of one form or another on its citizens.
dont confuse the issue...we are america bashing here:)

jimthefiend 05-24-2007 06:51 AM
Dude, context is EVERYTHING and you're ignoring it. MOST of those books were banned by individual schools and the ACLU and such. VERY, VERY few of those were banned by the actual government and of THOSE, the vast majority were banned like a hundred years ago or some shit.

You made a statement implying that our Government regularly bans books these days which is PATENTLY FALSE.

Heres a list of some of the "banned" books in Canada WITH context and I think you'll find it similiar.

http://www.freedomtoread.ca/docs/challenged_books.pdf



You do occasionally bring up a valid point on one issue or another, but it's really sad when you pull little shenanigans like this man. Come on.

Dusen 05-24-2007 06:54 AM
Incidentally.. Speaking of Books and Speaking of war, I'd like to chime in with how awesome of a book '1778' is. Worth a read no matter who you hate or love - :)

Grapesoda 05-24-2007 07:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FetishTom (Post 12480269)
Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

another funny quote: if you can read this, thank a teacher. if you're reading this in english, thank a soldier ...

Kevin Marx 05-24-2007 08:13 AM
Hey... be nice to the Germans.... they just get a little land hungry every now and then.... It's been 50 some odd years.. i bet they are itching again

BTW... my grandfather fought for the Germans in WWII.... Marched on Moscow in their ill-fated winter attempt against the Russians.... interesting to hear the perspective from the other side (not that they all loved Hitler or anything)

*ViolentPete* 05-24-2007 08:16 AM
how come there's no mention of VP in there?

VP is a force that can't be ignored.

believe it

stickyfingerz 05-24-2007 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12480581)
all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth
Funny Ive read a large percentage of those, and I dont think you can name one that I cant go down to Books a million or some other store and buy right now. Maybe its your fundamental misunderstanding of how the government of our country works?

stickyfingerz 05-24-2007 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12480495)
hahaha....im sure he is shakin in his boots


stickeyidiot is going to tell some other moron not to do business with you.....oooh run away...lol


this is going to be a good day
Well just be glad that I have no influence on anyone in this industry. He should be safe there. :thumbsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12480515)
A bunch of brainwashed kids you are.



btw, I forgot to mention the invasion of panama in which 10000 unarmed civilians were killed by errant gunfire to capture some half witted pineapple faced dictator.
Kids? If you are older than you are ridiculously naive.

Sveindt Beindt 05-24-2007 09:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12480341)
My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.
And Stalin and his kommunist terror :thumbsup

TheDoc 05-24-2007 09:35 AM
One of the most important days in US history that you forgot to post..

November 10, 1775


Semper Fi

NTM 05-24-2007 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Kids? If you are older than you are ridiculously naive.
You dont make any sense. Get lost.

stickyfingerz 05-24-2007 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12481499)
You dont make any sense. Get lost.
If you are older than me then you are naive. Sorry I left out a comma, but not like it would make much difference for you. Btw if you dont like attention then dont start stupid American bashing threads imbecile..

GatorB 05-24-2007 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12481499)
You dont make any sense. Get lost.
He's asking how old are you to be calling people KIDS? I'm 38 so I would guess that I'm older than at least 80% of the posters here.

stickyfingerz 05-24-2007 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12481590)
He's asking how old are you to be calling people KIDS? I'm 38 so I would guess that I'm older than at least 80% of the posters here.
You only have me beat by years. ;)

baddog 05-24-2007 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12480581)
all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just Rob 05-24-2007 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12480341)
My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

Agreed! :thumbsup

mikeyddddd 05-24-2007 10:39 AM
You are Not Thinking Moron

BigCashCrew 05-24-2007 10:55 AM
Once again the anti-American dolts are posting ignorant bullshit. If you ever needed help we'd be there to get you out of trouble. Go back to masterbaiting to Rossie Rossie Odonnel.

_Richard_ 05-24-2007 11:03 AM
1812:
After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed.

hahaha.. british fought with the navy.. canadian farmers and native americans did the dirty work.. and most of the american forces "invading" didn't want the war in the first place..

Randyyy 05-24-2007 01:56 PM
scew u, america ruless


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