I TASTED MY FIRST 18 yo PUSSY
 

and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.

i normally go after older women and it just so happened a 18 yo i knew from through a friend wanted my jock and it was fucking amazing.

i may have to go back for seconds wow its nice being me. :pimp

Did it taste like pee also?
Congrants man!

So how much did it cost?

and how did you get her to stop crying during the ordeal?

if you saw my pic you would realize i have no need to pay for sex.

i am 6'3 blue eyes big fucking cock, what kind of girl doesnt want me?

i bet you any girl you have fucked would spend 5min in bed with me and forget about you.

i dont make girls cry i am a lover, i have to admit it was fun "taking advantage" of her.

me = :pimp

That's the formula to getting hot chicks huh?

find me one fucking woman one earth who wouldnt want my stats

blue eyes #1
6'3 perfect height, not to tall not to short
and i am built

i am like a stallion.

It must be fun when they're too dumb to know better :)

Congrats on getting laid! People that brag about this kind of thing don't normally get much ass. It's like guys that go on about how much money they make.

Don't really understand what motivates you to tell everyone on here. I was tasting 18 yr old pussy back when I was 18, but hey welcome to the club!

http://www.blackmenvent.com/attention_whore23.jpg

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dude if u saw pics of the average type of chick i bang you would shit your fucking pants. i bang 10/10 fucking hotties and the few people who know me here know it also.

i dont do it to brag i do it so some of you HATERS will have some fucking hope on getting out of your shitty ass life by peering into someones who is much better MINE.

Didn't know post ops had a taste, thanks for sharing.

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I see someone isn't very modest. I think you need some self esteem classes.

So, you are no more virgin?
Post a tube video or it didn't happen!

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do you know who needs self esteem classes? brand0n, he is so fat he cause an eclipse.

sucks living next to him and trying to grow a garden. his fat ass steps out and its like fuckin arctic nights and would kill all the plants.

imagine bein at the beach and brand0ns fat ass sits next so you, you would go from tanning to putting on your jacket because his fat ass blocks the sun.

talk about a cock block brand0n is so fat and fucking ugly he is the opposite of a chick magnet even if they wanted to (which no woman would want to be near the ugly fat ass brand0n) they couldnt get close to him because he is such a blocker.

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We're rich.

Metaman is the sole living exception to the old adage:

Those who talk about it the most do it the least.

You people could learn a lot from him. :D

This thread is useless with pics... of you, MetaMan! :P

CD im tellin ya these haters just dont get it.

i give out my most personal info but everyone takes it for jokes, what can you do. :pimp

man you are one sick fuck for thinking this is ok to do to your sister

so you never banged an 18 year old when you were growing up?

Is MetaMan funny?

I miss being 18 banging 16 yearolds.

Some of my 25 - 27 yearold friends still pickup and bang 18 - 19 yearold girls at bars..

nah i used to tap like 21 yo chicks, 19 was my youngest when i was in high school.

this is also different cause not i am a little older so it was much funner.

shittt i never thought i could also, i ALWAYS went after older chicks, this changed for some reason, i knew her from before, shit just happened it was fucking fun as hell though.

i feel better then i did tappin any older girl i been with for some reason.

My GF just turned 20 - bout time to trade her in - worn out!

ya dude get her GONE! :pimp

Good for you. I hope you washed it before you licked it, and I hope she washed it after.

Ill shop for dutch girls in amsterdam :thumbsup


BRING ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH!!!!!!!

Bang any girl you want don't even bother thinking like that.

You live once. THAT'S IT!

side question - are you payd2purv?

4 legs, long face and a tail?

I think Metaman has 3 legs

I dunno should I be?

haha wtf?

Don't play coy...

You seem a lot like the late payd2purv

what rang a bell to me - whether it be true or not - you have very similar tastes in sigs.

Shiny highlights with shadow drop...

Well my sig is a skateboard and I didn't make it.

So try again Matlock :)

Not to mention if I go to your website you have a lot of shiny highlights and shadow drops also. :) :2 cents:

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It only takes one of two things to fuck young, hot girls.... good looks or good game. Most people have neither. Some have one or the other. Only a very select few have both. If Metaman has both then I stand in honor of the man. I am happy that I have one...I am an old, fat, ugly fucker but I spit more game than a xbox360. There are enough people on this board that can testify to the age and quality of my girls so I am not trying to just blow my own horn. People need to understand that if you were not born beautiful you need to grow the fuck up and learn how to talk to the hotties...its amazing what you can get them to do ;)

End of lesson :thumbsup


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Funniest thread ever.
Everybody is in very good mood :)

-=- BOMBOKLAT -=-

I know - thats why it caught my eye. But i know im not you nor p2p.. so i had to ask...

BTW - Im no gospel singing, once sheriff now nosey old coot!

I like to think of myself as Lt. Daniel Kaffee

You had to ask eh? Well if you had to ask ... :1orglaugh

very well said, props :thumbsup