OMG i just CUSSED THE FUCK OUT of this chick i picked up!
 

HAHAHAH :1orglaugh

this girl tells me "thats the gayest thing i have ever heard"
i tell her "how is it the gayest thing you have ever heard when you hear yourself talk everyday"

FAKIN OWNED! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well if you just picked her up and she said that then she must be a quick study of people

but what did you say to her first?

So whatever comes out of your mouth is the gayest?

she told me i talk like a whiteboy on txt, i think she was bein sarcastic,

so i told her my nickname in basketball was "2 scoop of sugar, a lil brown a lil white" :1orglaugh

i just dont give a fuck. she is smokin hot, i only go after dime pieces i cannot wait to take her out. have a good feeling. QUALITY NOT QUANTITY.

Ice you gotta have balls to go after these types they will walk the fuck all over you. i am the BIG PAPI i run the show.

i am straight as a piece of spaghetti.

yoou got no game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got game!!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't just say that did you?

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You canadians crack me up

negro if you saw the chix i bang your jaw would drop.

sheet dude they r all fucking smokin, i walk around like a got a 10 foot dick i got so much confidence these days. picked her up at rogers wireless.

chick tells me firsttime to come back and maybe i can take her out, so wtf do i do? i go back not like a pussy and feel rejected and tell her

"i could be spending time driving back and forth trying to take you out or i could be spending the time trying to get to know you better"

brush my dam shoulders off dis boy is HOT.

PEEEMP :pimp

my good looks have me 5 steps aheead of you!!!!!!!!

When i whip out my bling the bitches all cream!!!!!!!!!!!

is she 18-23 years old?

yep yep why do you ask>?

trust me dude im a fucking stud. any woman you have ever fucked if they slept with me they would forget you even existed.

girls call my dick amnesia because they forget about all their ex fucks after im done bonin em.

young chicks say dumb stuff like that.

Well it's good you whip out the bling because if you whip out the cock they would laugh :winkwink:

When bitches see me they get wet instantaneously...

bitches dig my beautiful silky cock

my cock is silky and smooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

they are probably sweating because you look like the type of guy a chick doesnt want to run into in a dark alley. :1orglaugh:pimp

they love my silky skin

once boiled spaghetti aint that straight u know


or is that the message u are trying to convey?

the only message for me is the message of God. :2 cents:

I thought the OMG was bad enough, but to hear that was your reply?

http://www.toheroes.com/pics/1paco3.jpg

Baddog you are just so old!!!! go eat some cashews and mints!

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I think you are right. If a girl heats him up he goes limp.... hence the gayest comments. :2 cents:

i dont need heating up i always bring a cock sock.

http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/un...er_sock_02.jpg

he sent you down to earth to be awesome, right?

oh fair play

did not see it at that angle:1orglaugh

lol, that was funny then.

She said what most women are thinking.. good for her LOL

Top 10 worst stories i've ever heard. Thanks for sharing.

yea, youre a player.

:1orglaugh

Jesus .. the ammount of self OWNAGE is huge in this thread:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ice make 'em go down quick - like the Titanic.

Meta Man I'm pretty sure you're a poser

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