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pr0 09-24-2009 11:51 AM

BVF - BlackVaginaFinder is the realest porno on GFY
 
I would like to show you a selection of text from his site. I can't believe I didn't like him back in the day. Now that I'm a little more mature, I can appreciate his work & attitude. You sir, are the fucking MAN.

http://www.freakhookup.com/hosted-im...smallturd1.JPG
"I can't believe this nasty ass bitch right here....She pissed me the FUCK off!!......I was about to drive to my hunting grounds in another part of town but before I got there, I saw a big phat yellow ass switching down the street....I just left the house and hadn't even been in the van five minutes so I felt that I was lucky to find this hoe.....I was wrong...

She got in the van and we parked on the street in front of one of those ghetto used car dealerships.....Even though she had some evidence of being burned, she had a nice body and she took some nice pictures......So far so good.......But then it came time for the blowjob.....I haven't even edited the video yet and I remember that it was a bullshit blowjob and I even told her so.....I don't know if it was her technique or something else but it wasn't all that great....I do remember telling her beforehand that if she did a good job, that I would give her a tip.....I always keep a little tip money of $5-$10 on the side for the girl if she does a good job.

So she gives me the bullshit blowjob and I remember her saying that she didn't want me to cum in her mouth....But she was doing such a bad job that I decided to just nut in her mouth without telling her....That backfired on me because after she gagged on the cum, her violent gagging spasms caused her bowels to let out a soft nugget of poop right on the floor....Now I always keep a blanket on the floor so the girls don't leak on the carpet.....I've had piss, spit, cum mixed with spit, and even period blood land on that blanket.....But I NEVER thought that a brawd would actually take a shit!"


BVF you are the coolest/realest mofo on GFY. Props to you! FOR REAL!

Barefootsies 09-24-2009 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 16357325)
BVF you are the coolest/realest mofo on GFY. Props to you! FOR REAL!

True dat.
:pimp

selena 09-24-2009 11:58 AM

I had some zip content of his to build galleries with awhile back, and I loved promoting it.

Lace 09-24-2009 12:00 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nugget of poop. Poor guy

CaptainHowdy 09-24-2009 12:02 PM

What is real porno anyways?

Stardust_ 09-24-2009 12:06 PM

:uhoh :disgust :Oh crap

PastorSinAlot 09-24-2009 12:07 PM

he is my idol

brassmonkey 09-24-2009 12:07 PM

keepin it real those hoes need some lotion

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-24-2009 12:08 PM

lol bvf rules

pr0 09-24-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16357351)
What is real porno anyways?

It's when you roll around in a van....picking up street walkers....they accidentally POOP on the bed-sheet you have laid down in the back of your van......because they were CHOKING & TRYING NOT TO PUKE from the LOAD you WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOOT IN THEIR MOUTH!

That's what REAL PORN is.

Cyandin 09-24-2009 12:17 PM

Even though I can't imagine what human being in their right mind would be anything but horrified at the disgusting gutterwhores BVF picks up and actually engages in sexual acts with, the fact that the man is obviously making money off of it is fucking impressive. :thumbsup

BiggleJones 09-24-2009 12:26 PM

ROFL! His words flow like poetry!

pr0 09-24-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiggleJones (Post 16357429)
ROFL! His words flow like poetry!

You should call his voice mail # listed at the very top of his site. He actually sounds quite intelligent/articulate, i think you would be surprised at his level of sophistication. He really just loves to bang skank ho's & his viewers LOVE IT.

L-Pink 09-24-2009 12:49 PM

"her bowels to let out a soft nugget of poop"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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sweetcuties 09-24-2009 12:51 PM

Yea, very true... he's the man :thumbsup

pornguy 09-24-2009 12:54 PM

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

quiet 09-24-2009 12:55 PM

dude's always been cool in my books. smart, and doesn't fuck around. two thumbs up.

pr0 09-24-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties (Post 16357509)
Yea, very true... he's the man :thumbsup

On the white girl amateur side of things though, I've ALWAYS loved your stuff.

I would have to say Amateur wise, its BVF for black, Sweetcuties for white. :2 cents:

Man i wish i had sent all that traffic i had (back when i met you) to your site as revshare, instead of to dialers :disgust

ladida 09-24-2009 01:04 PM

No doubt his site will sell for some, but i cannot understand how he can keep it hard with those chicks. Seriously, one of the worst sites i've seen :)

He does sound normal and inteligent.

DWB 09-24-2009 01:10 PM

BVF is one of the few people I have respect for in this industry. As real as it gets and he KNOWS his niche.

BVF 09-24-2009 01:10 PM

Thanks man...I try my best.....

Here's the sample video clip of that girl pooping in my van.

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/sam...urd_sample.wmv

Doug of Montreal 09-24-2009 01:21 PM

BVF ... need to chat, dude. Been trying to find you with my BVFFers and no luck!

BVF 09-24-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal (Post 16357635)
BVF ... need to chat, dude. Been trying to find you with my BVFFers and no luck!

howardugrad AT yahoo DOT com

signbucks 09-24-2009 01:29 PM

agreed, he's the best in his niche for sure

PurrrsianPussyKat 09-24-2009 01:32 PM

Always admired him even though he gets lots of hate on here.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-24-2009 01:40 PM

his site must retain like mad

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-24-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16357588)
Thanks man...I try my best.....

Here's the sample video clip of that girl pooping in my van.

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/sam...urd_sample.wmv

omg ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL pure gold

2012 09-24-2009 01:46 PM

you should of dried it out in the sun and saved it as a souvenir

CyberHustler 09-24-2009 01:48 PM

Hoe: "You made me shit on myself"

BVF: "Aww hell naw, You got to be shittin' me"


Bwahahahahahahahahaha
:1orglaugh

SleazyDream 09-24-2009 01:50 PM

it's like a car wreck, you just can't help yourself from looking at it


always though BVF as cool though....

ShellyCrash 09-24-2009 01:58 PM

Wow. Just Wow. That video, damn. Poop nugget stuck to her leg.

Jayvis 09-24-2009 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16357588)
Thanks man...I try my best.....

Here's the sample video clip of that girl pooping in my van.

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/sam...urd_sample.wmv

at first i laughed and then i cried

Matyko 09-24-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16357588)
Thanks man...I try my best.....

Here's the sample video clip of that girl pooping in my van.

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/sam...urd_sample.wmv

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
InCreDibLe !!

SykkBoy 09-24-2009 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16357527)
dude's always been cool in my books. smart, and doesn't fuck around. two thumbs up.

same here

I'm a big BVF fan (the man, not necessarily the site ;-))

_Richard_ 09-24-2009 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16357727)
Hoe: "You made me shit on myself"

BVF: "Aww hell naw, You got to be shittin' me"


Bwahahahahahahahahaha
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PastorSinAlot 09-24-2009 03:07 PM

that shit was funny, seen it

Titan 09-24-2009 04:14 PM

so wrong

d-null 09-24-2009 04:17 PM

with some scenarios there is such a thing as too real

CaptainHowdy 09-24-2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16358441)
with some scenarios there is such a thing as too real

Don't worry, there is not such thing as "too real" sex :thumbsup ...

marketsmart 09-24-2009 04:40 PM

i used to listen to his webcasts mr no good...


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