Zombaio rocks and i trust them!

[Jack Sparrow]

With all these bullshit threads about zombaio in the last couple of days, its time to counter with a "like zombaio" thread.

They send me a letter 1.5 weeks ago about changes in fees. What did you guys expect? They have always been clear that those fees where to get big.

Now that they are, they have to follow some more rules. If you dont like it, try and read up about adult payment processing. If you still dont get it, leave the adult, sell your paysites.

They have been paying on time for 3 years. They openly admitted to being wrong and gave a reason for it.

I understand some peoples concerns about payment delays, seeing the recent history with epass etc (i lost a few 100k too), but going paranoid isnt helping anyone.

Relax, and give them some time. They are STILL cheaper then the other processors.

[Flymaster]

Absolutely right words..

[Agent 488]

same. i predict big things for them in 2011.

[BIGTYMER]

Thanks but I'll relax when the late payment clears.

[Jack Sparrow]

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Thanks but I'll relax when the late payment clears.

Why?

Im a paranoid fuck too, but its not anything like epass. They are building, growing, and except for that late payment (which can happen to the best of us) they have been posting in public about anything and everything.

There are a lot of factors involved in getting the money to the right spot. And the reason sounds valid to me.

Last thing we need now is a "bankrush".

[Jack Sparrow]

bump for trust

[hypedough]

They rocked until this. There were plenty of opportunities for them to handle this properly but they didn't. No reason to wait this long for a wire, it was due the 22nd not on Christmas. The dates the wires are supposed to clear have been flexing every time I message them to let them know nothing has come through. Went from Monday or Tuesday, and now it's Thursday or Friday. What excuse will it be next week?

[Zombaio_Tomas]

Originally Posted by hypedough

They rocked until this. There were plenty of opportunities for them to handle this properly but they didn't. No reason to wait this long for a wire, it was due the 22nd not on Christmas. The dates the wires are supposed to clear have been flexing every time I message them to let them know nothing has come through. Went from Monday or Tuesday, and now it's Thursday or Friday. What excuse will it be next week?

You should know what we have went trough to get the payments out as fast as possible. I wish you could see. I was in frankfurt when i figured out (was supposed to celebrate the holydays there) took the first flight to Sweden. Callde in techs that had been granted vaccation for hard work constantly in a couple of months for the coming redpass. Some of them was in northern Sweden on ski vaccation. We fixed the issue as fast as possible, our CTO took an urgent meeting with a Nordea on the weekend (the bank that handles the SWIFT core connection for us) just to make sure the plasement was accepted as fast as possible. Unfortunatley many intermediate partners was/is involved, who was on vaccation.

We are not perfect, mistakes happens, but we are professional and take this issue very seriously!

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by Zombaio_Tomas

You should know what we have went trough to get the payments out as fast as possible. I wish you could see. I was in frankfurt when i figured out (was supposed to celebrate the holydays there) took the first flight to Sweden. Callde in techs that had been granted vaccation for hard work constantly in a couple of months for the coming redpass. Some of them was in northern Sweden on ski vaccation. We fixed the issue as fast as possible, our CTO took an urgent meeting with a Nordea on the weekend (the bank that handles the SWIFT core connection for us) just to make sure the plasement was accepted as fast as possible. Unfortunatley many intermediate partners was/is involved, who was on vaccation.

We are not perfect, mistakes happens, but we are professional and take this issue very seriously!

1. The question was asked did you or your employees get a paycheck before the holidays?
Good to know even if you had not been paid YOUR paychecks, you all were still financially able to head out for your vacations!

2.Perhaps some of us peasant clients were counting on funds paid for our own vacations or new years plans, but again if some had to cancel plans, or delay financial obligations its small potatoes right?...no need for outrage or frustration by us clients... holidays are not stressful enough as it is.

3.Canceling multiple vacations, calling urgent meetings, assembling a team to correct a corrupted swift file... well I must admit I learn something new everyday...and must admit my own ignorance for not understanding how complicated of an error a corrupted swift file could be... Those things must be a bitch!

4.Hey I know a small percentage of my colleagues in this business will always grant individuals and companies as yourself the benefit of the doubt...and thats fine for them...

However there are those of us who choose to be aggressive pit bulls, with a zero tolerance policy for payouts!

Let this be a lesson learned for you and your company ... Make payout integrity priority NUMBER 1. PERIOD

If funds were in our accounts we would not be at this point...elementary and basic.

You guys in this business got more excuses and reasons for holding on to peoples funds, and sadly my industry colleagues are too full of themselves to see how easy it is for a payment processor to divide and conquer sections of the industry.

There is no reason any of us should be in fighting about not getting paid..in situations like this, even if I am not one of the ones waiting to be paid... I will always side with my industry colleagues before a pseudo banker based in Switzerland

[SwirlsGirl]

Oh yeah and trust now is shattered, if payments arrive this week, who knows maybe we can rebuild or repair the damage done...time will tell

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Relax, and give them some time. They are STILL cheaper then the other processors.

Until the day they take off with everybody's money and I am forced to bump this thread.

[SwirlsGirl]

By the way, Thomas who in your organization is paying multiple visits to my paysite today?

Someone from your Zombaio domain affiliated with Samport payment services sitting in Halmstad Sweden?

Which one of your team members would that be. Are they interested in a membership?

Got time to surf my site, but apparently need more time to get me my payments...

Nice

[hypedough]

Originally Posted by AaronM

Until the day they take off with everybody's money and I am forced to bump this thread.

+100000000 Once our money arrives I'm sure most of your headaches will end Tomas. This problem happened at the worst possible moment, so it compounded everyone's reaction tenfold. Plus, asking people to wait a little longer for their money never comes across as a positive statement and will always garner a negative response.

[NaughtyVisions]

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

With all these bullshit threads about zombaio in the last couple of days, its time to counter with a "like zombaio" thread.

They send me a letter 1.5 weeks ago about changes in fees. What did you guys expect? They have always been clear that those fees where to get big.

Now that they are, they have to follow some more rules. If you dont like it, try and read up about adult payment processing. If you still dont get it, leave the adult, sell your paysites.

They have been paying on time for 3 years. They openly admitted to being wrong and gave a reason for it.

I understand some peoples concerns about payment delays, seeing the recent history with epass etc (i lost a few 100k too), but going paranoid isnt helping anyone.

Relax, and give them some time. They are STILL cheaper then the other processors.

[Vendzilla]

Im glad I can wait a little while on payments, but I know others can't. Zombaio has worked pretty damn good for me and I'm not running out because of a hick up

[lagcam]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

By the way, Thomas who in your organization is paying multiple visits to my paysite today?

Someone from your Zombaio domain affiliated with Samport payment services sitting in Halmstad Sweden?

Which one of your team members would that be. Are they interested in a membership?

Got time to surf my site, but apparently need more time to get me my payments...

Nice

I hope they are looking for a good reason to dump your ass. I would.

You have taken things too far on multiple threads, and actually seem to WANT Zombaio to have more problems. Just shut up for a day or so eh?

[Wiredoctor]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

By the way, Thomas who in your organization is paying multiple visits to my paysite today?

Someone from your Zombaio domain affiliated with Samport payment services sitting in Halmstad Sweden?

Which one of your team members would that be. Are they interested in a membership?

Got time to surf my site, but apparently need more time to get me my payments...

Nice

Interresting, and funny all at the same time..

[uno]

I wonder if this will become another rogerv/epass type thread in a few weeks time.

[cherrylula]

Originally Posted by AaronM

Until the day they take off with everybody's money and I am forced to bump this thread.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by lagcam

I hope they are looking for a good reason to dump your ass. I would.

You have taken things too far on multiple threads, and actually seem to WANT Zombaio to have more problems. Just shut up for a day or so eh?

Well is this even response worthy? I WANT to not be ripped off for the 6th time by a processing company.

And I want for some of you to stop kissing and sucking up to them like they are fucking immortal.

You guys have drank way too much tap water, when you skip over blaming your GOD ALMIGHTY PROCESSOR and then blame some one who the processor has not paid for their problems.

Stop bitching and whining cause you have not been paid... shut up already....quit starting trouble...its your fault...blah blah blah

Chicken fuckers when you attack fellow clients and not the real cause for the crisis you show your true level of courage, while affording zombaio a chuckle or two.

I have not robbed any of you, and to think I you would accuse me of being the source of Zombaio's troubles well...........That's a stretch

..the only way to shut me up is with a dick in my mouth, or my payout in my account.

We know they don't have our funds at the moment, so a dick will have to suffice

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Zombaio_Tomas

We are not perfect, mistakes happens, but we are professional and take this issue very seriously!

Top notch BROmance.

[CHARGER]

this is the gayest thread ever



come on get a room

[carzygirls]

Originally Posted by CHARGER

this is the gayest thread ever



come on get a room

second that...

[Jack Sparrow]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Good to know even if you had not been paid YOUR paychecks, you all were still financially able to head out for your vacations!

2.Perhaps some of us peasant clients were counting on funds paid for our own vacations or new years plans, but again if some had to cancel plans, or delay financial obligations its small potatoes right?...no need for outrage or frustration by us clients... holidays are not stressful enough as it is.

3.Canceling multiple vacations, calling urgent meetings, assembling a team to correct a corrupted swift file... well I must admit I learn something new everyday...and must admit my own ignorance for not understanding how complicated of an error a corrupted swift file could be... Those things must be a bitch!

4.Hey I know a small percentage of my colleagues in this business will always grant individuals and companies as yourself the benefit of the doubt...and thats fine for them...

However there are those of us who choose to be aggressive pit bulls, with a zero tolerance policy for payouts!

Let this be a lesson learned for you and your company ... Make payout integrity priority NUMBER 1. PERIOD

If funds were in our accounts we would not be at this point...elementary and basic.

You guys in this business got more excuses and reasons for holding on to peoples funds, and sadly my industry colleagues are too full of themselves to see how easy it is for a payment processor to divide and conquer sections of the industry.

There is no reason any of us should be in fighting about not getting paid..in situations like this, even if I am not one of the ones waiting to be paid... I will always side with my industry colleagues before a pseudo banker based in Switzerland

Dude, im not sure how you run your company but from what im reading it either is a small one, or you are doing it wrong.

If you couldnt go on a holiday because of ANY late payment, you should be thinking about hiring a good manager to do the work for you. Really, again: You are doing it wrong.

I cant check if the zombaio team got back home from their holidays early, but if they did i would consider that taking responsibility and putting up priority. What did you want them to do? Fly to your home and pay you?

Again, we cant check WHAT exactly they did to get things corrected. But if tomas is right about those things, they did a fucking LOT.

Originally Posted by AaronM

Until the day they take off with everybody's money and I am forced to bump this thread.

Sure, that could happen and i thought about it before making this thread. People will be bumping this thread and laughing in my face for a long time. On the other hand, why would i care for that. Im serious about this shit and i have a nice pack of money in this game. I dont want to have fools that dont understand how complicated banking and payment processing is initiate a "bank run" and make things worse.

And when i keep reading about "where your employees paid huh huh?" questions, it becomes clear to me that these people have no fucking clue about how this all works.

You can laugh at me afterwards all you want, but im keeping my hopes up.

Originally Posted by hypedough

+100000000 Once our money arrives I'm sure most of your headaches will end Tomas. This problem happened at the worst possible moment, so it compounded everyone's reaction tenfold. Plus, asking people to wait a little longer for their money never comes across as a positive statement and will always garner a negative response.

What did you want to hear then? Nothing? It always happens at the worst time. For someone.

Originally Posted by uno

I wonder if this will become another rogerv/epass type thread in a few weeks time.

Could be, see my response a bit up. Im still confident im not being laughed at for the next couple months though.

Originally Posted by CHARGER

this is the gayest thread ever



come on get a room

You know whats gay? You making a thread to bet 2k on this matter, me accepting your bid, and you not taking that deal.

Originally Posted by carzygirls

second that...

Go fuck your fake nick. Whats up with all the brokeass losers these threads attract?

[cjhmdm]

Originally Posted by Zombaio_Tomas

You should know what we have went trough to get the payments out as fast as possible. I wish you could see. I was in frankfurt when i figured out (was supposed to celebrate the holydays there) took the first flight to Sweden. Callde in techs that had been granted vaccation for hard work constantly in a couple of months for the coming redpass. Some of them was in northern Sweden on ski vaccation. We fixed the issue as fast as possible, our CTO took an urgent meeting with a Nordea on the weekend (the bank that handles the SWIFT core connection for us) just to make sure the plasement was accepted as fast as possible. Unfortunatley many intermediate partners was/is involved, who was on vaccation.

We are not perfect, mistakes happens, but we are professional and take this issue very seriously!

My beef right now is... why couldn't you have told us all of this last week?

All you needed to say was something like (the short version) "hey everyone, we know the late payments are our fault. It's holiday season and a lot of key heads were on vacation but have been called back in to sort this mess. Your wires will be SENT on this date so you can EXPECT to receive them between these dates".

I wouldn't have had much to say if you just communicated. But instead, we got bad humor about "funds in motion", "money is safe" so on and so forth. Sure, you said "you should be getting your money soon".. but that is a HUGE cry different than giving us exact dates (of course, I'm not expecting a date on when the money will be received, but a date on when the new one was sent was not impossible).

Do you see the difference? Overall, you guys have handled the PR on this situation very badly, and as such, people have responded negatively toward you (myself included).

Edit: Just to clarify... I'm not upset because I was relying on the funds from zombaio. The way we're set up, we have checks coming in every week from different biller's. So it's not about the fact that we NEED the money with me, no, it's about the fact that history repeats itself all too often and I will do everything within my power as a single human being to ensure I, nor my company, gets screwed out of the money that we earned/made.

[carzygirls]

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Go fuck your fake nick. Whats up with all the brokeass losers these threads attract?

Dude, you so suck it's not even describable at this point in time.

Starting a thread like this when likely 1k+ site owners/webmasters are without payment.

I am without payment...

Where is my payment? Well I'll have to contact neptunedrew and check on that
lol...

only joke here is you. Sorry for the harsh words but you are quite simply a dickhead

[cjhmdm]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

..the only way to shut me up is with a dick in my mouth, or my payout in my account.

I would like to take you up on that first part. Just be warned that I'm in my sexual peak and I shoot loads :P

PS. I'm not trying to derail and I completely agree with most of your points.. I just felt the need to offer the above service :P

[NetHorse]

This is nothing against Zombaio, but I think they need a PR guy here in the states. The situation could have been worded better so there was less confusion and panic.

[carzygirls]

Originally Posted by cjhmdm

I would like to take you up on that first part. Just be warned that I'm in my sexual peak and I shoot loads :P

PS. I'm not trying to derail and I completely agree with most of your points.. I just felt the need to offer the above service :P

total homo... suck frisky's dick, he likes it as well

[Jack Sparrow]

Originally Posted by carzygirls

Dude, you so suck it's not even describable at this point in time.

Starting a thread like this when likely 1k+ site owners/webmasters are without payment.

I am without payment...

Where is my payment? Well I'll have to contact neptunedrew and check on that
lol...

only joke here is you. Sorry for the harsh words but you are quite simply a dickhead

Reading comprehension?

Originally Posted by carzygirls

total homo... suck frisky's dick, he likes it as well

You seem to know a lot about homos.

[cjhmdm]

Originally Posted by carzygirls

total homo... suck frisky's dick, he likes it as well

Are you retarded or do you just play one on gfy?

[Jack Sparrow]

Originally Posted by cjhmdm

Are you retarded or do you just play one on gfy?

He is retarded, and when he is offduty at burgerking he likes to play his fakenick trolling