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Old 02-22-2011, 03:18 PM   #1
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If You And A Monkey Were Stranded On A Deserted Island...
would you fuck that monkey?

i would teach mine how to give me head...







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Old 02-22-2011, 03:25 PM   #2
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i'd be concentrating on, you know, getting off

..the island.
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It would be dinner for a few days and fur to keep my toes warm at night.
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Old 02-22-2011, 03:31 PM   #4
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I would see it as a food source or something to help scavenge food. But whatever floats your boat

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Old 02-22-2011, 03:41 PM   #5
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I still remember the story about a chimp ripping off a man's genitals. So I would probably just kill it and use it for food.

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Old 02-22-2011, 03:44 PM   #6
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Heh. You didn't say the monkey was hot!


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Old 02-22-2011, 03:53 PM   #7
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no i would not fuck the monkey id leave him alone.
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NO. THAT WOULD BE MONKEY RAPE!

So... I would first dress up the monkey like this, and begin dating it gradually. Overtime, it would hopefully develop feelings for me, then the sex would at least be consensual...

I would NEVER rape a monkey...
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Most of the peope here would just shoot content.
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:05 PM   #10
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NO. THAT WOULD BE MONKEY RAPE!

So... I would first dress up the monkey like this, and begin dating it gradually. Overtime, it would hopefully develop feelings for me, then the sex would at least be consensual...

I would NEVER rape a monkey...
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:29 PM   #12
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:50 PM   #13
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Have you ever tried to fuck a monkey? IMPOSSIBLE to keep them still. You have to drug them.
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:58 PM   #14
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Have you ever tried to fuck a monkey? IMPOSSIBLE to keep them still. You have to drug them.
i think a coconut over the head would do the trick...




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Old 02-22-2011, 06:03 PM   #15
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Old 02-22-2011, 06:12 PM   #16
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Can't, saw Planet Of The Apes too many times. Zera, now there was a fuckable monkey....

Marketsmart: I'd put a banana on my dick and make him peel it, slowly.
Just like I do now on all my dates.
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But what if it was a male monkey? That would be pretty gay to have sex with a male monkey.
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I'd kill and eat the monkey....
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Hey look I'm all for having sex with the monkey, being trapped on a desserted island and all. But what if I got rescued? I wouldn't want my friends knowing I had sex with a male monkey. They might think I was weird or something.
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Old 02-22-2011, 06:51 PM   #21
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Old 02-22-2011, 10:44 PM   #23
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Oooh man!! for me i won't be going for any fantasies.. Its better to have food out out of him.. lol !! however "marketsmart" you can have both things ... ;)
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i wont fuck him/her.
would rather use monkey for food. :D
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I'd fuck, kill and eat the monkey...but not necessarily in that order.
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