Religious dude post about his sisters dead baby... - GoFuckYourself.com

Emil · 03-30-2011, 05:19 AM

"Friends,

My sister and her husband in Colorado have been trying for years to have children. Rather than praying for and relying upon the LORD's succor, they turned to secular science to open her womb. My mother tells me that Eunice was going into the doctor on a regular basis to get a bunch of hormone shots in her belly. They were finally able to conceive, and until today, she was about 7 months along in her pregnancy.

My mother called earlier this evening to inform me that Eunice miscarried her baby this morning and asked me to give her a call some time in the next couple of days to give her some support in this difficult time. I think the best support I can offer is to put this matter in the perspective of God's Word.

There are two points I wish to stress:
* Her baby is dead because she put her faith in secular science rather than in the LORD; and

* Her dead baby is in hell because it did not have a chance to accept Jesus.

I have the first part covered. However, I realize that presenting her with the Bible Facts that indicate her unborn child is in hell could come across as rather indelicate and quite possibly ruffle some feathers if I am too forward.

This is important for her to understand, though, and I would be doing her a grave disservice to just brush it under the rug and pretend like that's not the case."

Source: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61924

chris_joseph · 03-30-2011, 05:28 AM

how the hell did he know that the unborn child will go to hell?

Klen · 03-30-2011, 05:31 AM

O realy?And what with all those dead unborn childs which was conceived with "god" help ?

BlackCrayon · 03-30-2011, 05:39 AM

sounds like that guy is on his way to being stabbed.

Mefo · 03-30-2011, 05:43 AM

Grapesoda · 03-30-2011, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

that's hot... i got his cell number

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2011, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

Thanks ...

spazlabz · 03-30-2011, 06:04 AM

he is ignorant, it is standard dogma that children who die before the age of accountability are on the fast track upstairs... in other words the child, especially one yet born is considered an innocent and is not stained by original sin

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What about babies and young children who never reach the ability to make this individual choice? The age of accountability is a concept that teaches those who die before reaching the age of accountability are automatically saved, by God’s grace and mercy. The age of accountability is a belief that God saves all those who die before reaching the ability to make a decision for or against Christ. Thirteen is the most common number given for the age of accountability, based on the Jewish custom that a child becomes an adult at the age of 13. However, the Bible gives no direct support to the age of 13 always being the age of accountability. It likely varies from child to child. A child has passed the age of accountability once he or she is capable of making a faith decision for or against Christ.

http://www.gotquestions.org/age-of-accountability.html

Mefo · 03-30-2011, 06:16 AM

I can spend a week on that forum it's entertaining as hell

ottopottomouse · 03-30-2011, 06:18 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

JFK · 03-30-2011, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

O realy?And what with all those dead unborn childs which was conceived with "god" help ?

That was god's will

~Ray · 03-30-2011, 06:27 AM

rip little one

Si · 03-30-2011, 06:36 AM

Is it me or does America have the most demented christians on the planet?

Machete_ · 03-30-2011, 06:45 AM

great trolling

candyflip · 03-30-2011, 06:53 AM

At 7 months, unless the baby was still born they would have done and emergency c-section and it is very possible that the baby would live a healthy life. Obviously, it's not ideal...but in some cases it's the only option and the baby isn't doomed.

I call bullshit on this one. This is just one reason why I think so.

Slappin Fish · 03-30-2011, 06:55 AM

The best reply LOL

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"Did she properly beat the child before it was born?

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

If she didn't properly beat the child, which is often the case, you can use this to make clear to her that she is to blame for her child being in Hell! It's important to make these matters clear to her. She will probably end up in Hell herself as well for doing this to her child. Did her husband trade her in for a better wife yet?"

spazlabz · 03-30-2011, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

Is it me or does America have the most demented christians on the planet?

naw, it is not just you

candyflip · 03-30-2011, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

I can spend a week on that forum it's entertaining as hell

Are they for real or just really good at taking a piss?

Slappin Fish · 03-30-2011, 07:06 AM

Some priceless threads in there. quality trolling

Marie · 03-30-2011, 08:00 AM

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=59770
Oh dear... I am loving the icons BTW, almost mistook the "tell her once" fist for a "wanking"-icon.

Seriously, can we have their smilies too here? Eric? Please?

nikki99 · 03-30-2011, 08:02 AM

holy wars exists and will always exist, I really want to kill this motherfucker right now

soulfuricstudios · 03-30-2011, 08:25 AM

Seems like Trolling to me. If this is real it doesn't surprise me one bit. Nothing people who claim to be "True Christians" do surprises me. If anyone ever actually read the bible they would know he is a jealous prick who demands loyalty and enforces it through brutality and murder. How far does the apple really fall from the tree?

TheLegacy · 03-30-2011, 08:59 AM

Sad when a tragic event gets twisted to someone's own political or religious views

ottopottomouse · 03-30-2011, 09:07 AM

Seems to be a lot of slow in this thread.

Bladewire · 03-30-2011, 09:23 AM

That is a funny site good one

very unique

I especially like the profile pictures and special badges each profile is awarded , like "flat earth" lol

Vendzilla · 03-30-2011, 09:33 AM

Quote from God Almighty

God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass

Agent 488 · 03-30-2011, 09:36 AM

dead babies from hell. great movie.

_Richard_ · 03-30-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

The best reply LOL

_Richard_ · 03-30-2011, 09:56 AM

atom · 03-30-2011, 10:21 AM

Nintendo DS 3d is radioactive and will rape your child - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61885

The one person who tried to put some reason into the thread was banned. The best is their ban message

Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

nico-t · 03-30-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

Gabriel · 03-30-2011, 11:27 AM

my favorite so far

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52026

_Richard_ · 03-30-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gabriel

my favorite so far

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52026

what concerns me is who is not on the level with the forum, and who is..

Bryan G · 03-30-2011, 02:14 PM

I love how retarded religious people are. I once had a religious right wing fuck nut tell me that if I had kids with my gf. That those kids would be less intelligent then if we were married.

KickAssJesse · 03-30-2011, 02:19 PM

the guy has a point

Si · 03-30-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

I love how retarded religious people are. I once had a religious right wing fuck nut tell me that if I had kids with my gf. That those kids would be less intelligent then if we were married.

He would be more intelligent if he was shot in the face.

nikki99 · 03-30-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KickAssJesse

the guy has a point

of course he does

Si · 03-30-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

naw, it is not just you

Hentaikid · 03-30-2011, 05:48 PM

Landover baptist is a satire site, played absolutely straight.

03-30-2011, 05:19 AM	#1
Emil Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,650	Religious dude post about his sisters dead baby... "Friends, My sister and her husband in Colorado have been trying for years to have children. Rather than praying for and relying upon the LORD's succor, they turned to secular science to open her womb. My mother tells me that Eunice was going into the doctor on a regular basis to get a bunch of hormone shots in her belly. They were finally able to conceive, and until today, she was about 7 months along in her pregnancy. My mother called earlier this evening to inform me that Eunice miscarried her baby this morning and asked me to give her a call some time in the next couple of days to give her some support in this difficult time. I think the best support I can offer is to put this matter in the perspective of God's Word. There are two points I wish to stress: * Her baby is dead because she put her faith in secular science rather than in the LORD; and * Her dead baby is in hell because it did not have a chance to accept Jesus. I have the first part covered. However, I realize that presenting her with the Bible Facts that indicate her unborn child is in hell could come across as rather indelicate and quite possibly ruffle some feathers if I am too forward. This is important for her to understand, though, and I would be doing her a grave disservice to just brush it under the rug and pretend like that's not the case." Source: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61924 __________________ Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.) (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

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