Top story on CNN: Man glued to Wal Mart toilet Seat - GoFuckYourself.com

chaze · 04-06-2011, 10:49 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...x.html?npt=NP1

Poor dude.

marcop · 04-06-2011, 10:51 PM

Another reason to not go to Wal Mart.

BJ · 04-06-2011, 10:51 PM

hahaha probably happens alot. Watch for copycats

BJ · 04-06-2011, 10:52 PM

ass-skin pulled

chaze · 04-06-2011, 10:54 PM

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ass-skin pulled

Ouch, can't imagine.

Theo · 04-07-2011, 12:08 AM

now it will spread like virus..

John-ACWM · 04-07-2011, 01:01 AM

What a story

Emil · 04-07-2011, 04:17 AM

American News

Frank21 · 04-07-2011, 04:33 AM

shows pretty much how corrupt the massmedia is.
While the second biggest nuclear disaster is happening and while the whole midle east is in turmoil cnn has once again a top story wich is ment to be funny.
what an idiot i hope he dies on it so cnn can report on the biggest nuclear polution of the natural environment ever.

seeandsee · 04-07-2011, 05:17 AM

what a dick fucker did it, he need cocks in jail for that

Failed · 04-07-2011, 05:29 AM

Same thing happened to a guy at home depot a while back. Somebody put glue on the seat, and he sat there, stuck

When home depot employees came into the bathroom, they thought the guy was joking around and just left him there. Apparently he sued, probably got some good money too.

Failed · 04-07-2011, 05:32 AM

By the way, who takes a shit in public bathrooms these days? They are disgustingly filthy, probably have a spy cam in the toilet for those fetish freaks, and now you have to worry about your ass being glued to the fucking seat

PR_Glen · 04-07-2011, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Frank21

shows pretty much how corrupt the massmedia is.
While the second biggest nuclear disaster is happening and while the whole midle east is in turmoil cnn has once again a top story wich is ment to be funny.
what an idiot i hope he dies on it so cnn can report on the biggest nuclear polution of the natural environment ever.

corrupt? nothing new has happened recently in Japan so why does it need to stay a headline? Nothing ground breaking is happening in Libya over the last day or so either. If they were inventing news about either of those I would say THAT was corrupt instead...

lilith_pet · 04-07-2011, 05:52 AM

Why would he sit on a public toilet.. It's disgusting... I don't feel sorry for him

pornguy · 04-07-2011, 05:53 AM

Sadly that will cost us all a lot of money. The vicitm will sue wal mart and get paid. Most likely in the millions and then the prices of everything goes up to cover the loss.

RampantTV · 04-07-2011, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by lilith_pet

Why would he sit on a public toilet.. It's disgusting... I don't feel sorry for him

Ha! You'd think he'd at least use a seat cover or a make shift one with some tissue. This story gives me a whole new ocd :D Glued to the tube!

04-07-2011, 05:59 AM

i didnt think people actually sat right down on public toilets. . .

bloggerz · 04-07-2011, 07:25 AM

funniest shit ever -- lol

Sly · 04-07-2011, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Frank21

shows pretty much how corrupt the massmedia is.
While the second biggest nuclear disaster is happening and while the whole midle east is in turmoil cnn has once again a top story wich is ment to be funny.
what an idiot i hope he dies on it so cnn can report on the biggest nuclear polution of the natural environment ever.

We've been hearing about Japan for weeks and Africa/Middle East for... well... decades. Is that all we should ever hear about?

Evil Chris · 04-07-2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed

By the way, who takes a shit in public bathrooms these days? They are disgustingly filthy, probably have a spy cam in the toilet for those fetish freaks, and now you have to worry about your ass being glued to the fucking seat

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Slick · 04-07-2011, 09:34 AM

That's another reason why I always hover over public bathroom toilets.

L-Pink · 04-07-2011, 09:37 AM

That's why i always shit in the sinks.

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Phoenix · 04-07-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

corrupt? nothing new has happened recently in Japan so why does it need to stay a headline? Nothing ground breaking is happening in Libya over the last day or so either. If they were inventing news about either of those I would say THAT was corrupt instead...

two 7.4 earthquakes in japan today

that is newsworthy

id also like detailed reports on the spread of radiation myself

Sly · 04-07-2011, 09:43 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapc...ex.html?hpt=T1
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapc...pt=T1&iref=BN1
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapc...ex.html?hpt=T1

MrBottomTooth · 04-07-2011, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed

By the way, who takes a shit in public bathrooms these days? They are disgustingly filthy, probably have a spy cam in the toilet for those fetish freaks, and now you have to worry about your ass being glued to the fucking seat

Exactly, I only shit in public restrooms if I am about to shit my pants and can't make it home. And when I do have to use one, I do one of those standing squats over the toilet so that my skin never touches it. Then I flush it using my shoe.

Tom_PM · 04-07-2011, 09:57 AM

I think this is genetic, but I fail to see why anyone would find such a thing funny in the first place.

I once had to use a bathroom at an old job and when I came out I grabbed my cup of coffee and noticed it seemed too warm. Luckily another guy there filled me in that a third guy had microwaved it for FIVE MINUTES while I was in the bathroom. If I'd sipped it, I'd have had 3rd degree burns. The asshole was laughing about how funny it would have been if the other guy hadn't "spoiled it". I almost killed that day.

chaze · 04-07-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I think this is genetic, but I fail to see why anyone would find such a thing funny in the first place.

I once had to use a bathroom at an old job and when I came out I grabbed my cup of coffee and noticed it seemed too warm. Luckily another guy there filled me in that a third guy had microwaved it for FIVE MINUTES while I was in the bathroom. If I'd sipped it, I'd have had 3rd degree burns. The asshole was laughing about how funny it would have been if the other guy hadn't "spoiled it". I almost killed that day.

What an idiot, I would of thrown it in his face and laughed.

_Richard_ · 04-07-2011, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

two 7.4 earthquakes in japan today

that is newsworthy

id also like detailed reports on the spread of radiation myself

seriously. notice how everything was fine till the Geiger counters 'sold out', then it's 10k times the legal limit of radiation

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