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RadicalSights · 04-29-2011, 02:14 PM

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=216341

this thread cracked me up....

Reminded me of this girlfriend I had when I was 19... fealt like I was sticking my Dick into a garbage bag....

But yet.. here's what I don't understand... I remember one time I completely banged the hell out of her..... like totally just wrecked her from behind....... It was actually more out of necessity than anything else... to build up enough friction so that I could actually cum.....

I am not like freakishly big or anything.. about 6 1/2 inches.. and when it was all over she put out her hand and said.... look how much I am shaking... and had the Racoon eyes going from the runny mascara...

(you know you've done your job at that point)

Now here's the part I don't get.... If I didn't feel a damn thing and had to literally bring myself to complete exhaustion just to get enough friction going to cum... then how the hell did she get so worked up over it if she was so lose to begin with? I mean if I fealt no friction.....then how the hell did she feel anything?

anyway, we eventually broke up... she lived about an hour away and the driving was getting to me... a month later though.. she called me up for a litte more.

Vick! · 04-29-2011, 02:41 PM

How you end up with that old age thread?

alias · 04-29-2011, 02:43 PM

You lost me at ebaum's.

Loki · 04-29-2011, 03:50 PM

I feel the overwhelming need to post a "Cool Story Bro!" pic but I just can't bring myself to do it lol

-Loki-

rowan · 04-29-2011, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

How you end up with that old age thread?

Searching google for the solution to a problem...

...

Wonder if she ever saw the thread, or knew he was posting about her loose and hairy cooter on the internet.

lazycash · 04-29-2011, 04:55 PM

Another case of SDS (small dick syndrome)

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 04-29-2011, 04:57 PM

FUNNY my dick is pretty thick so i can feel all the pussy

RadicalSights · 04-30-2011, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDA CASH

FUNNY my dick is pretty thick

Is that what Brent told you?

loreen · 04-30-2011, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadicalSights

I am not like freakishly big or anything..

Uhm. If you can't feel a pussy, it sounds like you're freakishly small.

RadicalSights · 04-30-2011, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen

Uhm. If you can't feel a pussy, it sounds like you're freakishly small.

Or perhaps she was just a whore who was fucked way too many times and had a used and abused pussy?

I wasn't the only one who complained about it actually. I talked with one of her ex BF's months later and he said the exact same thing.

HarryMuff · 04-30-2011, 06:03 AM

links pulled

CaptainHowdy · 04-30-2011, 06:09 AM

Cool story I guess ...

u-Bob · 04-30-2011, 06:21 AM

seeandsee · 04-30-2011, 07:02 AM

that guy jrked 3-4 times before sex for sure...

John-ACWM · 04-30-2011, 07:09 AM

fun memories!

ottopottomouse · 04-30-2011, 07:34 AM

Useful for smuggling pineapples.

buzzard · 04-30-2011, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadicalSights

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=216341

this thread cracked me up....

Reminded me of this girlfriend I had when I was 19... fealt like I was sticking my Dick into a garbage bag....

But yet.. here's what I don't understand... I remember one time I completely banged the hell out of her..... like totally just wrecked her from behind....... It was actually more out of necessity than anything else... to build up enough friction so that I could actually cum.....

I am not like freakishly big or anything.. about 6 1/2 inches.. and when it was all over she put out her hand and said.... look how much I am shaking... and had the Racoon eyes going from the runny mascara...

(you know you've done your job at that point)

Now here's the part I don't get.... If I didn't feel a damn thing and had to literally bring myself to complete exhaustion just to get enough friction going to cum... then how the hell did she get so worked up over it if she was so lose to begin with? I mean if I fealt no friction.....then how the hell did she feel anything?

anyway, we eventually broke up... she lived about an hour away and the driving was getting to me... a month later though.. she called me up for a litte more.

Cracked me up... haha, those lack of kegel muscle big pussies are no fun. Pelvic organ prolapse

buzzard · 04-30-2011, 07:48 AM

refurbish it, stick in a ham and pull out the bone

BlackCrayon · 04-30-2011, 07:52 AM

thats when you invite a few friends over and dp the shit out of her.

u-Bob · 04-30-2011, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Useful for smuggling pineapples.

martinsc · 04-30-2011, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

I feel the overwhelming need to post a "Cool Story Bro!" pic but I just can't bring myself to do it lol

-Loki-

DaddyHalbucks · 04-30-2011, 02:21 PM

RyuLion · 04-30-2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

refurbish it, stick in a ham and pull out the bone

Chosen · 04-30-2011, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

DaddyHalbucks · 05-01-2011, 12:57 AM

thickcash_amo · 05-01-2011, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

refurbish it, stick in a ham and pull out the bone

HAHAHAHA

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