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Old 05-05-2011, 06:48 PM   #1
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I am losing my faith

we were robbed 1 month ago, "is a proof of God"
thieves and drug dealers here in my country are Catholics, means, GOD did the favor and gave them goods for a better life?

America Killing muslims
Jews killing muslims
muslims killing everyone (is on the quoran, it set you free)

I have read the bible, the quoran, still need to read about Buddha

actually satanists are the most peacefull people out there (seriously) they just kill animals for rituals and thatīs it

but religion is just war, I had several fights, (real fights) with my dad talking about this shit that almost made us part

I feel bad, losing my faith...

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hey there, i was raised catholic and became an atheist at the age of 12 when a bitch of a nun told me animals have no souls and dont go to heaven so my dog would just rot in the ground.
if i ever see that nun again i will thank her for being the idiot that she is because it sure made my life a whole lot better!
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hey there, i was raised catholic and became an atheist at the age of 12 when a bitch of a nun told me animals have no souls and dont go to heaven so my dog would just rot in the ground.
if i ever see that nun again i will thank her for being the idiot that she is because it sure made my life a whole lot better!
hey Caligari, I used your reff code, wish me luck! , letīs pray together

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we were robbed 1 month ago, "is a proof of God"
thieves and drug dealers here in my country are Catholics, means, GOD did the favor and gave them goods for a better life?

America Killing muslims
Jews killing muslims
muslims killing everyone (is on the quoran, it make you free)

I have read the bible, the quoran, still need to read about Buddha

actually satanists are the most peacefull people out there (seriously) they just kill animals for rituals and thatīs it

but religion is just war, I had several fights, (real fights) with my dad talking about this shit that almost made us part

I feel bad, losing my faith...
Do what feels right, worship Satan
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hey Caligari, I used your reff code, wish me luck! , letīs play together
aha! i thought you did, many thanks nikki.
let me know what you do with it!
p.s. i sent you a message in your user cp.
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I like you, Nikki, but you're a man with breasts posting on a porn forum. Religion has left your life a looong time ago - whether you accept it or not.

Let it go.
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muslims killing everyone (is on the quoran, it set you free)

Yes that's what it must say, that every Muslim should just kill everyone. That's how they grew so quickly in numbers.

Look someone that can't figure out their own gender has no place trying to figure out religion, politics or anything else that actually means anything. Your spelling and grammar is horrible, you might want to work on things like that (you know, things that you should have known by the age of 12) and then you can look into grown up things?

What a joke.
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What's to figure out? Lots of people believe in sky fairies because they were brainwashed from birth.
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It's all coming to an end soon, so don't loose your faith just yet. I'm not good at talking about shit like this because I'm a huge asshole. But i will if your loosing faith in god.
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What's to figure out? Lots of people believe in sky fairies because they were brainwashed from birth.


I met a guy in England that told me incas and mayas and Egiptians worship the sun and the moon, and those are our real Gods, because they give life, etc etc....
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I met a guy in England that told me incas and mayas and Egiptians worship the sun and the moon, and those are our real Gods, because they give life, etc etc....
Why not. Makes more sense to believe in real things, things that, as you say, provide light, warmth, life, than some 'God' that simply does not exist outside the mind.

Religion is an interesting subject actually, though I haven't read about it for years and years. I mean it's interesting to read about different religions around the world.

The one thing a belief should always be is tolerant, and major religions often aren't.

Any religion that is not tolerant of other religions, or of people within the religion (ie, homosexuality is condemned by the main religions), should be totally rejected as a hate belief. Likewise religions that are controlling.

You don't have to pick one religion though, you can take whatever parts you like from each. Or don't believe in any and just live life 'naturally'. Nobody knows not to kill, or to treat others as they want to be treated because of religion, it's just basic human nature.

Just always think for yourself, and question everything.

Oh, BTW, don't waste your time on religious books like the Bible or Koran, just real a general book that gives the key points about different religions.

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we were robbed 1 month ago, "is a proof of God"
thieves and drug dealers here in my country are Catholics, means, GOD did the favor and gave them goods for a better life?

America Killing muslims
Jews killing muslims
muslims killing everyone (is on the quoran, it set you free)

I have read the bible, the quoran, still need to read about Buddha

actually satanists are the most peacefull people out there (seriously) they just kill animals for rituals and thatīs it

but religion is just war, I had several fights, (real fights) with my dad talking about this shit that almost made us part

I feel bad, losing my faith...
Religious people are fools and everything that is evil, ignorant, and wrong with this world. God is for the rest of us.
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I met a guy in England that told me incas and mayas and Egiptians worship the sun and the moon, and those are our real Gods, because they give life, etc etc....
did they include the earth?
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we were robbed 1 month ago, "is a proof of God"
thieves and drug dealers here in my country are Catholics, means, GOD did the favor and gave them goods for a better life?

America Killing muslims
Jews killing muslims
muslims killing everyone (is on the quoran, it set you free)

I have read the bible, the quoran, still need to read about Buddha

actually satanists are the most peacefull people out there (seriously) they just kill animals for rituals and thatīs it

but religion is just war, I had several fights, (real fights) with my dad talking about this shit that almost made us part

I feel bad, losing my faith...
Are you a tranny?
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My bad...
I am kinda new here.

Genius.

So we got an Osama loving god hating tranny on GFY. Noted...

Excellent.

Now I understand the demented point of view.
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Let it go.
Ok this really made me LOLOLOLOLOL as hard as i could LOL online
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do i care?

his beetle god can deal with him now
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Not saying I'm one way or the other, but sure don't see a lot of evidence on the religious of any proof of anything
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I once knew an Episcopalian lady in Newport, Rhode Island, who asked me to design and build a doghouse for her Great Dane. The lady claimed to understand God and His Ways of Working perfectly. She could not understand why anyone should be puzzled about what had been or about what was going to be.
And yet, when I showed her a blueprint of the doghouse I proposed to build, she said to me, "I'm sorry, but I never could read one of those things."

"Give it to your husband or your minister to pass on to God," I said, "and, when God finds a minute, I'm sure he'll explain this doghouse of mine in a way that even you can understand."

She fired me. I shall never forget her. She believed that God liked people in sailboats much better than He liked people in motorboats. She could not bear to look at a worm. When she saw a worm, she screamed.

She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he can see what God is Doing
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I once knew an Episcopalian lady in Newport, Rhode Island, who asked me to design and build a doghouse for her Great Dane. The lady claimed to understand God and His Ways of Working perfectly. She could not understand why anyone should be puzzled about what had been or about what was going to be.
And yet, when I showed her a blueprint of the doghouse I proposed to build, she said to me, "I'm sorry, but I never could read one of those things."

"Give it to your husband or your minister to pass on to God," I said, "and, when God finds a minute, I'm sure he'll explain this doghouse of mine in a way that even you can understand."

She fired me. I shall never forget her. She believed that God liked people in sailboats much better than He liked people in motorboats. She could not bear to look at a worm. When she saw a worm, she screamed.

She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he can see what God is Doing
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i must be sleepy is that cat stuck in a poptart??
this will put you to sleep

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Old 05-05-2011, 11:07 PM   #49
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