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DateDoc · 05-09-2011, 10:32 AM

This is from a chick I know - she's talking about her yoga class/instructor:

"She likes to spread my legs and tell me its going to hurt a lot more this way with her more than cute smile....just love her..."

Chris · 05-09-2011, 10:33 AM

"Did the water bill get paid?" - My wife

i get very boring messages

Itchy · 05-09-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

"Did the water bill get paid?" - My wife

i get very boring messages

DateDoc · 05-09-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

"Did the water bill get paid?" - My wife

i get very boring messages

water is important

Dwreck · 05-09-2011, 10:42 AM

i love this site i read it daily....

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Loki · 05-09-2011, 10:44 AM

"Good morning hun, I love you and miss you, hope you have a wonderful day xoxo"

~Mrs. Loki (She's at her mom's helping out for a few days)

-Loki-

CurrentlySober · 05-09-2011, 11:05 AM

I cant afford to receive text messages...

DateDoc · 05-09-2011, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I cant afford to receive text messages...

u can get a free number and text messages using google voice

stever · 05-09-2011, 11:15 AM

haha

(850):

He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

CaptainHowdy · 05-09-2011, 11:57 AM

Text messages are for kids ...

GTS Mark · 05-09-2011, 11:59 AM

Here is one i got this morning

"Interested in going to the Jays game today? Have an extra ticket to a private rogers box, free food and drinks. LMK ASAP!"

And i got back to him too late and missed it...

96ukssob · 05-09-2011, 12:09 PM

I sent a text to a friend last night about some crazyness from Saturday night. I told him we should get spy glasses with a video camera so we can record the stupidness. He responds this morning with..

"and one on our buttholes to see the mess that follows"

TondaB · 05-09-2011, 12:31 PM

Boring texts here...

seeandsee · 05-09-2011, 12:39 PM

I got this msg:

"tell me when you are close to me" - my gf

CDSmith · 05-09-2011, 12:44 PM

Two that are tied for first:

"CD, I need a big update done to my website (info attached), let me know how much you want for this and I'll send you a cheque"
(around $250)

And from another client:

"CD, I'll be swinging by this week to pay you, in cash if that's okay" (balance: $700)
(yes, cash payment is always welcome)

Any day is good when you get two like that.

CYF · 05-09-2011, 01:05 PM

from a girl that does those pure romance sex toy parties:

"let me know when you want a private demo of our products ;)"

DateDoc · 05-09-2011, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF

from a girl that does those pure romance sex toy parties:

"let me know when you want a private demo of our products ;)"

HardlinkSells · 05-09-2011, 01:21 PM

From my ex: "your cum tastes awful."

CyberHustler · 05-09-2011, 01:24 PM

"dour on deck a buck for the quater. hoffa"

I doubt somebody outside of the northeast u.s. can easily decipher that...

The Truth Hurts · 05-09-2011, 01:31 PM

"I was going to bring u a potato ball banging but fuck u u white cracker"

V_RocKs · 05-09-2011, 01:40 PM

"Do you want Chinese food?"

(yes, Chinese food is always accepted!)

CyberHustler · 05-09-2011, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

"Do you want Chinese food?"

(yes, Chinese food is always accepted!)

Supz · 05-09-2011, 03:10 PM

reminds me of the guys from couples retreat...

booom...boooom..booom

just a punk · 05-09-2011, 04:43 PM

Just got this:

Quote:

Your account at some_russian_adult_webmaster_board has been blocked because of:

telling "fuck you" to a board member (applied at 09.05.2011), expiry date: 05.11.11
editing posts after moderators (relapse) (applied at 09.05.2011), expiry date: 05.11.11
editing posts after moderators (relapse) (applied at 09.05.2011), expiry date: 05.11.11

Thank you,
Desperate Andy, the board administrator

ErectMedia · 05-09-2011, 05:00 PM

"you would wanna be behind it"

debating if I do for saturday, kinda work with the chick occasionally so not sure how that would end up should things go bad.

J$tyle$ · 05-09-2011, 05:10 PM

Today was mostly biz and boring.

Best one of the weekend:

(1/2) Oh thats cool. We are @ a restaurant. Its a cute small place near our house. Wanna just come eat and we can talk biz another time? My bf wants to meet

(2/2) you. He will prob fantasize about what I looked like while u were fucking me...lol

Spunky · 05-09-2011, 05:11 PM

"Fuck you asshole,you are the father"

Agent 488 · 05-09-2011, 05:11 PM

"stop texting me"

Chris · 05-09-2011, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedi

"dour on deck a buck for the quater. hoffa"

I doubt somebody outside of the northeast u.s. can easily decipher that...

dour = sour diesel
and the buck for a quarter im guessing .. $100 for quarter oz?

just a guess tho

Kingcontent · 05-09-2011, 05:18 PM

Text From my sister "He asked the question"!!!

ErectMedia · 05-09-2011, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

"Fuck you asshole,you are the father"

explains all the child support fan sign requests

adultzone · 05-09-2011, 06:51 PM

I got mine,

"Can I borrow some cash just $250?"

DateDoc · 05-09-2011, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultzone

I got mine,

"Can I borrow some cash just $250?"

Say sure, lend me $300 and I'll give you $250.

CyberHustler · 05-09-2011, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

dour = sour diesel
and the buck for a quarter im guessing .. $100 for quarter oz?

just a guess tho

cooldude7 · 05-10-2011, 01:50 AM

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Chosen · 05-10-2011, 07:08 AM

I haven't...

munki · 05-10-2011, 07:16 AM

"New security guy blew that one hard..."

DateDoc · 05-10-2011, 10:41 AM

"Depends on why your waking me up? If its to use the morning wood i could see that no point on wasting that so yes wake me up other wise i need my beauty sleep"

CaptainHowdy · 05-10-2011, 01:03 PM

"I'm Paul The Octopus and my tentacles have predicted that you have a secret admirer! to know more send OK to ...". This is the only text message I received in days.

ottopottomouse · 05-10-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

x

ottopottomouse · 05-10-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

"I'm Paul The Octopus and my tentacles have predicted that you have a secret admirer! to know more send OK to ...". This is the only text message I received in days.

Receiving texts from ghosts?

Scott McD · 05-10-2011, 01:07 PM

Fuck knows, i don't read most of them lol...

Ravage · 05-10-2011, 01:07 PM

"Now I'm not just a good pooper, I'm an Optimum one" - sent by the bro-in-law

From that dog food commercial.

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 01:10 PM

"the evidence was destroyed"

CaptainHowdy · 05-10-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Receiving texts from ghosts?

Just a stupid advertisement. I fear that my cellphone has me tagged as an ailing adolescent female.

ottopottomouse · 05-10-2011, 01:57 PM

I get through numbers too quickly to end up with loads of junk coming in.

atom · 05-10-2011, 03:05 PM

"when the lilacs bloom time to go shroom hunting"

05-09-2011, 10:32 AM	#1
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Best text message you've received so far today? This is from a chick I know - she's talking about her yoga class/instructor: "She likes to spread my legs and tell me its going to hurt a lot more this way with her more than cute smile....just love her..." __________________

05-09-2011, 10:33 AM	#2
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05-09-2011, 10:44 AM	#6
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05-09-2011, 11:57 AM	#10
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05-09-2011, 11:59 AM	#11
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Here is one i got this morning "Interested in going to the Jays game today? Have an extra ticket to a private rogers box, free food and drinks. LMK ASAP!" And i got back to him too late and missed it...

05-09-2011, 12:09 PM	#12
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05-09-2011, 12:31 PM	#13
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05-09-2011, 12:39 PM	#14
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05-09-2011, 12:44 PM	#15
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05-09-2011, 01:24 PM	#19
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05-09-2011, 01:31 PM	#20
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05-09-2011, 01:40 PM	#21
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05-09-2011, 03:10 PM	#23
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05-09-2011, 05:10 PM	#26
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05-09-2011, 05:11 PM	#28
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05-10-2011, 10:41 AM	#38
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05-10-2011, 01:07 PM	#43
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05-10-2011, 01:57 PM	#46
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