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Old 05-22-2011, 09:46 AM   #1
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:stop I think I need to visit a shrink for my first time

I feel dissapointed
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hey Nikki, why dissappointed? Enough to see a shrink?
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Most situations can be dealt with without seeing a shrink if you take a moment to stand back & look at what ever seems to be troubling from either a different perspective or as Markul said, speak to a friend or a close family member... Good luck with your disappointment.
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You need to remember tha "modern" psychiatry is based on theories promulgated by a cokehead and a guy who was so addicted to nicotine that he smoked his way through the surgical removal of much of his face.

Go to the bar instaed.
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You need to remember tha "modern" psychiatry is based on theories promulgated by a cokehead and a guy who was so addicted to nicotine that he smoked his way through the surgical removal of much of his face.

Go to the bar instaed.
Really? Got sources? Im interested in reading up on that.
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get a nice chair roll a blunt get a mirror and talk it out with yourself.
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Really? Got sources? Im interested in reading up on that.
He is talking about Freud's "Über Coca", he experimented with it for almost a decade and he stopped when he prescribed it to a colleague as cure for the latter's adiction to morphine and ended up killing him. You can blame Freud for trying.
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You are kidding, right?

You had no idea that Sigmund Freud was a junkie?

Oh, dear.

Here we go:

"Woe to you, my Princess, when I come... you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body."

Letter to his fiancée, Martha Bernays (2 June 1884).

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud

"In 1894, when Freud was thirty-eight, Dr. Jones reports, his best friend, Dr. Wilhelm Fleiss, informed Freud that his heart arrhythmia was due to smoking, and ordered him to stop. Freud tried to stop, or to cut down his cigar ration, but failed. "He was always a heavy smoker-twenty cigars a day were his usual allowance," Dr. Jones writes. "In the correspondence [between Freud and Fleiss] there are many references to this attempt to diminish or even abolish the habit, mainly on Fleiss's advice. But it was one respect in which even Fleiss's influence was ineffective ." 2

Freud did stop for a time at one point, but his subsequent depression and other withdrawal symptoms proved unbearable. He described these symptoms vividly:

Soon after giving up smoking there were tolerable days. Then there came suddenly a severe affection of the heart, worse than I ever had when smoking. ... And with it an oppression of mood in -which images of dying and farewell scenes replaced the more usual fantasies. . . . The organic disturbances have lessened in the last couple of days; the hypo-manic mood continues. . . . It is annoying for a doctor who has to be concerned all day long with neurosis not to know whether he is suffering from a justifiable or a hypochondriacal depressions

Within seven weeks, Freud was smoking again.

On a later occasion, Freud stopped smoking for fourteen very long months. "Then he resumed," Dr. Jones reports, "the torture being beyond human power to bear." 4

More than fifteen years later, at the age of fifty-five, Freud was still smoking twenty cigars a day-and still struggling against his addiction. In a letter to Dr. Jones be remarked on "the sudden intolerance of [my heart] for tobacco." 5

Four years later he wrote to Dr. Karl Abraham that his passion for smoking hindered his psychoanalytic studies. Yet he kept on smoking.

In February 1923, at the age of sixty-seven, Freud noted sores on his right palate, and jaw that failed to heal. They were cancers. An operation was performed-the first of thirty-three operations for cancer of the jaw and oral cavity which he endured during the sixteen remaining years of his life. I am still out of work and cannot swallow," he wrote shortly after this first operation. "Smoking is accused as the etiology of this tissue rebellion."6 Yet he continued to smoke.

In addition to his series of cancers and cancer operations, all in the oral area, Freud now suffered attacks of "tobacco angina" whenever he smoked. He tried partially denicotinized cigars, but even these produced anginal pains and other heart symptoms. Yet he continued to smoke.

At seventy-three, Freud was ordered to retire to a sanitarium for his heart condition. He made an immediate recovery-"not through any therapeutic miracle," he wrote, "but through an act of autonomy."-- This act of autonomy was, of course, a firm decision to stop smoking. And Freud did stop-for twenty-three days. Then he started smoking one cigar a day. Then two. Then three or four....

In 1936, at the age of seventy-nine, and in the midst of his endless series of mouth and jaw operations for cancer, Freud had more heart trouble. "It was evidently exacerbated by nicotine," Dr. Jones writes,

"since it was relieved as soon as he stopped smoking." His jaw had by then been entirely removed and an artificial jaw substituted; he was in almost constant pain; often he could not speak and sometimes he could not cliew or swallow. Yet at the age of cighty-one, Freud was still smoking what Dr. Jones, his close friend at this period, calls "an endless series of cigars." 8

Freud died of cancer in 1939, at the age of eighty-three. His efforts over a forty-five-year period to stop smoking, his repeated inability to stop, his suffering when he tried to stop, and the persistence of his craving and suffering even after fourteen continuous months of abstinence-a "torture . . . beyond human power to bear"-make him the tragic prototype of tobacco addiction."

http://www.drugtext.org/library/reports/cu/cu24.html

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SallyRand and his average american "moraline", bleh ...
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don't bother going to a shrink. Been there, done that.

It's basically just $70-80 an hour for some guy trying to tell you that you hate your parents even though you don't.
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I am talking with a pro futbol player from Riga, he is very religious, he is giving me advises about God, but not very helpful so far....
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Forgot to mention that psychoanalysis can help you out with your "gender issues", SallyRand .

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What's bothering you, Nikki??
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You are kidding, right?

You had no idea that Sigmund Freud was a junkie?

Oh, dear.

Here we go:

"Woe to you, my Princess, when I come... you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body."

Letter to his fiancée, Martha Bernays (2 June 1884).

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud

"In 1894, when Freud was thirty-eight, Dr. Jones reports, his best friend, Dr. Wilhelm Fleiss, informed Freud that his heart arrhythmia was due to smoking, and ordered him to stop. Freud tried to stop, or to cut down his cigar ration, but failed. "He was always a heavy smoker-twenty cigars a day were his usual allowance," Dr. Jones writes. "In the correspondence [between Freud and Fleiss] there are many references to this attempt to diminish or even abolish the habit, mainly on Fleiss's advice. But it was one respect in which even Fleiss's influence was ineffective ." 2

Freud did stop for a time at one point, but his subsequent depression and other withdrawal symptoms proved unbearable. He described these symptoms vividly:

Soon after giving up smoking there were tolerable days. Then there came suddenly a severe affection of the heart, worse than I ever had when smoking. ... And with it an oppression of mood in -which images of dying and farewell scenes replaced the more usual fantasies. . . . The organic disturbances have lessened in the last couple of days; the hypo-manic mood continues. . . . It is annoying for a doctor who has to be concerned all day long with neurosis not to know whether he is suffering from a justifiable or a hypochondriacal depressions

Within seven weeks, Freud was smoking again.

On a later occasion, Freud stopped smoking for fourteen very long months. "Then he resumed," Dr. Jones reports, "the torture being beyond human power to bear." 4

More than fifteen years later, at the age of fifty-five, Freud was still smoking twenty cigars a day-and still struggling against his addiction. In a letter to Dr. Jones be remarked on "the sudden intolerance of [my heart] for tobacco." 5

Four years later he wrote to Dr. Karl Abraham that his passion for smoking hindered his psychoanalytic studies. Yet he kept on smoking.

In February 1923, at the age of sixty-seven, Freud noted sores on his right palate, and jaw that failed to heal. They were cancers. An operation was performed-the first of thirty-three operations for cancer of the jaw and oral cavity which he endured during the sixteen remaining years of his life. I am still out of work and cannot swallow," he wrote shortly after this first operation. "Smoking is accused as the etiology of this tissue rebellion."6 Yet he continued to smoke.

In addition to his series of cancers and cancer operations, all in the oral area, Freud now suffered attacks of "tobacco angina" whenever he smoked. He tried partially denicotinized cigars, but even these produced anginal pains and other heart symptoms. Yet he continued to smoke.

At seventy-three, Freud was ordered to retire to a sanitarium for his heart condition. He made an immediate recovery-"not through any therapeutic miracle," he wrote, "but through an act of autonomy."-- This act of autonomy was, of course, a firm decision to stop smoking. And Freud did stop-for twenty-three days. Then he started smoking one cigar a day. Then two. Then three or four....

In 1936, at the age of seventy-nine, and in the midst of his endless series of mouth and jaw operations for cancer, Freud had more heart trouble. "It was evidently exacerbated by nicotine," Dr. Jones writes,

"since it was relieved as soon as he stopped smoking." His jaw had by then been entirely removed and an artificial jaw substituted; he was in almost constant pain; often he could not speak and sometimes he could not cliew or swallow. Yet at the age of cighty-one, Freud was still smoking what Dr. Jones, his close friend at this period, calls "an endless series of cigars." 8

Freud died of cancer in 1939, at the age of eighty-three. His efforts over a forty-five-year period to stop smoking, his repeated inability to stop, his suffering when he tried to stop, and the persistence of his craving and suffering even after fourteen continuous months of abstinence-a "torture . . . beyond human power to bear"-make him the tragic prototype of tobacco addiction."

http://www.drugtext.org/library/reports/cu/cu24.html

I never even knew who he was. Thanks for the info.
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