I wish I won $200 million dollars... - GoFuckYourself.com

96ukssob · 06-01-2011, 12:57 PM

Powerball is up to $200 million smack-a-roonies tonight

That would be hella pimp and I wouldn't act like a jackass either with it... ok, well maybe a little bit

Personally, id invest a lot into businesses to make sure this lasts for a LONG time... basically so my kid's kids would have money. I'd help out some family members and friends but would keep it completely hush hush and not tell anyone I won money from the lottery... rather I'd say I sold some businesses, etc.

The only thing I would do is screw over a few dickheads that I work with now that like to try and abuse my time... but they will pay... they will pay!

AnimeFevers · 06-01-2011, 01:03 PM

That's a damn lot of money, I dont think I've ever done the lottery. Only picked a few numbers for my gran and mom when I was a kid.

200 mill, I don't even know what I'd do with that much, first I'd give a few mill to people a care about then the fun starts :D

grumpy · 06-01-2011, 01:06 PM

wanna become a millionaire? Move to Russia
http://indrus.in/articles/2011/06/01...e_12596. html

96ukssob · 06-01-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

That's a damn lot of money, I dont think I've ever done the lottery. Only picked a few numbers for my gran and mom when I was a kid.

200 mill, I don't even know what I'd do with that much, first I'd give a few mill to people a care about then the fun starts :D

Id take the lump sum payment of $105mm. after taxes your probably looking at $60ish million or so. blow $10 mil on toys, houses, blow and hookers and invest the other $50 mill smartly

HomerSimpson · 06-01-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

wanna become a millionaire? Move to Russia
http://indrus.in/articles/2011/06/01...e_12596. html

I would rather take my chances in Lichtenstein...

will76 · 06-01-2011, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Powerball is up to $200 million smack-a-roonies tonight

That would be hella pimp and I wouldn't act like a jackass either with it... ok, well maybe a little bit

Personally, id invest a lot into businesses to make sure this lasts for a LONG time... basically so my kid's kids would have money. I'd help out some family members and friends but would keep it completely hush hush and not tell anyone I won money from the lottery... rather I'd say I sold some businesses, etc.

The only thing I would do is screw over a few dickheads that I work with now that like to try and abuse my time... but they will pay... they will pay!

if you win, hire me to help you plan a financial strategy so you don't end up like all the other idiots you see on the tv shows who won the lottery and were broke in 3 years.

96ukssob · 06-01-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

if you win, hire me to help you plan a financial strategy so you don't end up like all the other idiots you see on the tv shows who won the lottery and were broke in 3 years.

you got it bud

2intense · 06-01-2011, 01:13 PM

good luck

pornguy · 06-01-2011, 01:14 PM

If you won what would you get after taxes?? 60 mil?? Still enough to live on if you are careful.

ottopottomouse · 06-01-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

if you win, hire me to help you plan a financial strategy so you don't end up like all the other idiots you see on the tv shows who won the lottery and were broke in 3 years.

It's only the financial advisers that come out with any money left

will76 · 06-01-2011, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

It's only the financial advisers that come out with any money left

no, its the snake oil sales man who come out ahead. That and attorneys.

Actually in most cases it's the local dealership, bank, real-estate agents, jewelry stores and drug dealers that get most of the money from people who win the lottery.

justinsain · 06-01-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Id take the lump sum payment of $105mm. after taxes your probably looking at $60ish million or so. blow $10 mil on toys, houses, blow and hookers and invest the other $50 mill smartly

Sucks when you think you're winning $200 million and your net is actually closer to $60 million.

It's going to take more than that to get me to change my lifestyle.

jigg · 06-01-2011, 07:24 PM

you don't win $200 million, that's the annuity -- what they expect to pay out over the course of 20-30 years from the investment.

The actual cash value is 50% of the stated jackpot, there's another 28-38% in fees Uncle Sam wants for the privilege of just winning.

The annuity earns around 4% a year and it comes with a service fee of like 1% or something so in reality you're earning 3% then have to pay taxes etc

J. Falcon · 06-01-2011, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg

you don't win $200 million, that's the annuity -- what they expect to pay out over the course of 20-30 years from the investment.

The actual cash value is 50% of the stated jackpot, there's another 28-38% in fees Uncle Sam wants for the privilege of just winning.

The annuity earns around 4% a year and it comes with a service fee of like 1% or something so in reality you're earning 3% then have to pay taxes etc

You make it sound like you might even end up owing money

marlboroack · 06-01-2011, 07:33 PM

Dude i wish i won just 1 million

jigg · 06-01-2011, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

You make it sound like you might even end up owing money

based on what i've read it's not unheard of to end up owing Uncle Sam because they deducted too little say 28% instead of 35% or 38%

The good thing is that if you get the lump sum, you pay the gov't then invest in tax free bonds or something and live off the interest alone (assuming your cash sum is in the millions) and not pay income tax in most cases

96ukssob · 06-01-2011, 08:14 PM

I am fucking LIVID right now

Fat pimply faced jackass working at Turkey hill decided to dick around and talk to someone in the parking lot when I showed up, at 9:54pm. He comes walking back in and says "can I help you" and I say "I want $10 in quick picks for the $200 lottery" as I'm handing him a $10 bill and the lottery ticket sheet.

He walks behind the counter then his phone goes off. Pulls it out of his pocket as he's holding my $10 and has the ticket on the counter.

I clear my throat to let him know Im waiting and he looks at me and goes "oh, sorry man... you wanted those for tonight right?" Yes!!!

As he goes to put the ticket through he looks at his cell phone again, just for a second, then puts it back in his pocket and looks up and says "sorry man, tickets have to be bought BEFORE 10pm, its 10:03 and I can't force the ticket through. you want them for next week?"

I look at him and say "thanks... you better hope I wouldn't of won" and walk out.

As I'm driving back I have even a BETTER plan... I'm going to find out what the winning numbers are and scratch them onto the ticket, then hire an attorney to sue them and say that I handed the guy the ticket BEFORE 10pm, but he screwed around and cost me $200 MILLION!

HA!!! I'm fucking genius! hopefully they dont read this thread...

Rangermoore · 06-01-2011, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

Powerball is up to $200 million smack-a-roonies tonight

That would be hella pimp and I wouldn't act like a jackass either with it... ok, well maybe a little bit

Personally, id invest a lot into businesses to make sure this lasts for a LONG time... basically so my kid's kids would have money. I'd help out some family members and friends but would keep it completely hush hush and not tell anyone I won money from the lottery... rather I'd say I sold some businesses, etc.

The only thing I would do is screw over a few dickheads that I work with now that like to try and abuse my time... but they will pay... they will pay!

You should shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first

Fat Panda · 06-01-2011, 09:03 PM

that fucking sucks

Phoenix · 06-01-2011, 09:04 PM

i would be living full time at a kick ass cottage up north
winter time id be on a golf course somewhere warm

id still work daily, and strive to start some businesses though
i have seen a few guys who retire waste away to nothing because they thought they could just do fuck all with their time

will76 · 06-01-2011, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

I am fucking LIVID right now

Fat pimply faced jackass working at Turkey hill decided to dick around and talk to someone in the parking lot when I showed up, at 9:54pm. He comes walking back in and says "can I help you" and I say "I want $10 in quick picks for the $200 lottery" as I'm handing him a $10 bill and the lottery ticket sheet.

He walks behind the counter then his phone goes off. Pulls it out of his pocket as he's holding my $10 and has the ticket on the counter.

I clear my throat to let him know Im waiting and he looks at me and goes "oh, sorry man... you wanted those for tonight right?" Yes!!!

As he goes to put the ticket through he looks at his cell phone again, just for a second, then puts it back in his pocket and looks up and says "sorry man, tickets have to be bought BEFORE 10pm, its 10:03 and I can't force the ticket through. you want them for next week?"

I look at him and say "thanks... you better hope I wouldn't of won" and walk out.

As I'm driving back I have even a BETTER plan... I'm going to find out what the winning numbers are and scratch them onto the ticket, then hire an attorney to sue them and say that I handed the guy the ticket BEFORE 10pm, but he screwed around and cost me $200 MILLION!

HA!!! I'm fucking genius! hopefully they dont read this thread...

FYI, you should thank him for saving you $10.

qwe · 06-01-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

if you win, hire me to help you plan a financial strategy so you don't end up like all the other idiots you see on the tv shows who won the lottery and were broke in 3 years.

you don't need any financial strategy lol, just invest in a decent stock with 4% return and collect $200k a month on 60mill investment... how do all those people go broke i have no idea when it's that simple

Sabby · 06-01-2011, 10:10 PM

I think I would buy a lot of dolls and hide mmyself away and play with dolls. Like the $500 mill heiress shut away...

Maybe make a doll in my image and play with it.

OMG how freaky eccentric is that.

Sabby

96ukssob · 06-01-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

FYI, you should thank him for saving you $10.

Yes, you are probably right.

When I lived at my aptartment I used to pass the billboard showing the lottery amount and everytime it creeped up over $100mm I would buy some tickets. Turned out that the $120 some odd dollars I spent won me less than $40 lol

But hey, someone has to win right, why can't it be me?

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-01-2011, 10:35 PM

God help the fucking planet if I ever get wealthy.

Sabby · 06-01-2011, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

I think I would buy a lot of dolls and hide mmyself away and play with dolls. Like the $500 mill heiress shut away...

Maybe make a doll in my image and play with it.

OMG how freaky eccentric is that.

Sabby

Oh yes and voodoo dolls of all of you...

Sabby

Seth Manson · 06-01-2011, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

I think I would buy a lot of dolls and hide mmyself away and play with dolls. Like the $500 mill heiress shut away...

Maybe make a doll in my image and play with it.

OMG how freaky eccentric is that.

Sabby

If you make a doll in your image, can I fuck it?

It would be like fucking you, except the doll cant talk so it wouldnt be so annoying.

Sabby · 06-01-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

If you make a doll in your image, can I fuck it?

It would be like fucking you, except the doll cant talk so it wouldnt be so annoying.

Yes.. but I charge alot more for the muted sabimbo model... who the hell wants to hear what I have to say??? I think not hearing me is a plus.

Sabby

iggysick · 06-02-2011, 12:01 AM

pocket change hehehehehe

Chosen · 06-02-2011, 12:22 AM

Dream on...

Sabby · 06-02-2011, 12:26 AM

Fairy Tales can come true...

They can Happen to YOU...

Sabby

Sabby · 06-02-2011, 12:31 AM

You can also eat broccoli one night sit down and watch a movie and have your artery from the heart to your brain plug up and kill you.

This could happen out of the blue one day when your 36.

Sabby

Seth Manson · 06-02-2011, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

You can also eat broccoli one night sit down and watch a movie and have your artery from the heart to your brain plug up and kill you.

This could happen out of the blue one day when your 36.

Sabby

show tits please

grumpy · 06-02-2011, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

You can also eat broccoli one night sit down and watch a movie and have your artery from the heart to your brain plug up and kill you.

This could happen out of the blue one day when your 36.

Sabby

There is no god so your post comes from nothing

06-01-2011, 12:57 PM	#1
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	I wish I won $200 million dollars... Powerball is up to $200 million smack-a-roonies tonight That would be hella pimp and I wouldn't act like a jackass either with it... ok, well maybe a little bit Personally, id invest a lot into businesses to make sure this lasts for a LONG time... basically so my kid's kids would have money. I'd help out some family members and friends but would keep it completely hush hush and not tell anyone I won money from the lottery... rather I'd say I sold some businesses, etc. The only thing I would do is screw over a few dickheads that I work with now that like to try and abuse my time... but they will pay... they will pay! __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

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96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	I am fucking LIVID right now Fat pimply faced jackass working at Turkey hill decided to dick around and talk to someone in the parking lot when I showed up, at 9:54pm. He comes walking back in and says "can I help you" and I say "I want $10 in quick picks for the $200 lottery" as I'm handing him a $10 bill and the lottery ticket sheet. He walks behind the counter then his phone goes off. Pulls it out of his pocket as he's holding my $10 and has the ticket on the counter. I clear my throat to let him know Im waiting and he looks at me and goes "oh, sorry man... you wanted those for tonight right?" Yes!!! As he goes to put the ticket through he looks at his cell phone again, just for a second, then puts it back in his pocket and looks up and says "sorry man, tickets have to be bought BEFORE 10pm, its 10:03 and I can't force the ticket through. you want them for next week?" I look at him and say "thanks... you better hope I wouldn't of won" and walk out. As I'm driving back I have even a BETTER plan... I'm going to find out what the winning numbers are and scratch them onto the ticket, then hire an attorney to sue them and say that I handed the guy the ticket BEFORE 10pm, but he screwed around and cost me $200 MILLION! HA!!! I'm fucking genius! hopefully they dont read this thread... __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

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