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boneprone · 06-07-2011, 12:17 PM

This thread really should be locked.. I wonder how the sponsors here feel about a board teaching people how to steal and do illegal activity would feel. Or if the law should peak their heads in here.

This day in age I dont think anyone needs that kind of attention.
This Anal Hobbit guy really takes this place down to a lower level I dont think we should be tied to.

Just my Opinion. Its time to clean this place up. This isnt 2004..

Jakez · 06-07-2011, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

It doesnt belong here. GFY should rid itself from scammers or people trying to "teach" others how to scam.

Its just wrong.

Sorry edited my post to say: maybe this is a way to clean up GFY. The idiots will go try this and get arrested eventually. GFY problem solved.

halfpint · 06-07-2011, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

This thread really should be locked.. I wonder how the sponsors here feel about a board teaching people how to steal and do illegal activity would feel. Or if the law should peak their heads in here.

This day in age I dont think anyone needs that kind of attention.
This Anal Hobbit guy really takes this place down to a lower level I dont think we should be tied to.

Just my Opinion. Its time to clean this place up. This isnt 2004..

It reminds me of The Real Hustle which is shown on TV

woj · 06-07-2011, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash

this scam could easily work except for the fact that you have to pass through the checkout areas to get out the door. especially at a busy time, but even at other times you aren't going to be able to just wheel out a massive tv past registers without paying.

Nah, the story is you bought it few hours ago... and now you came back with a truck to pick it up... running hustles like this isn't rocket science... but you have to be a real shady fuck to pull stunts like this and then be able to sleep well at night...

Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2011, 12:22 PM

Lmfaooooooooooo

TangibleAsset · 06-07-2011, 12:23 PM

Pics or fake

sperbonzo · 06-07-2011, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

actually he stole from the rich and gave to the poor, he didn't discriminate in the version any of us have read... Which essentially was like taxing the rich.
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Read it again. He stole from the tax collectors, and the government, (i.e. lords, dukes, noblemen, etc... who all lived on taxes from the people)

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boneprone · 06-07-2011, 12:25 PM

It looks like this Anal Hobbit guy has a long history of scamming people. Look at his sig.

Unreal.

And GFY continues to support this?

halfpint · 06-07-2011, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TangibleAsset

Pics or fake

You should never ask the Anal Hobbit for pics you just never know what you might end up with ...believe me

marketsmart · 06-07-2011, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

It looks like this Anal Hobbit guy has a long history of scamming people. Look at his sig.

Unreal.

And GFY continues to support this?

When's the last time you provided any useful information?

you are the one that invited the hobbit here, so its your job to get rid of him..

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mikesinner · 06-07-2011, 12:36 PM

I followed your directions but I got caught on my third TV.

I am typing this from the Indiana state prison. Can anyone help me?

PR_Glen · 06-07-2011, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Read it again. He stole from the tax collectors, and the government, (i.e. lords, dukes, noblemen, etc... who all lived on taxes from the people)

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wrong again, tax collectors and the government are one and the same and last I checked that was done by royalty in the story, and last I checked dukes and noblemen weren't royalty. Since he stole from both, what I said was correct, he stole from the rich....

Are you always this bad at arguing? You don't seem to ever win these things on this board...

Jakez · 06-07-2011, 12:44 PM

Lol I love this place.

Anyways, doesn't the cashiers scanner stop things from setting off an alarm on your way out?

sperbonzo · 06-07-2011, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

wrong again, tax collectors and the government are one and the same and last I checked that was done by royalty in the story, and last I checked dukes and noblemen weren't royalty. Since he stole from both, what I said was correct, he stole from the rich....

Are you always this bad at arguing? You don't seem to ever win these things on this board...

Dukes and Noblemen weren't part of the government? Sorry, you are wrong. You didn't need to be part of the royal family to be nobility and therefore part of the government in those times.

Perhaps you should re-check the government hierarchy of feudal England, and how the noble ranks, e.g. Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, Baron, ran the country under the royal family and how they collected taxes from the people in the areas under their rule.

I would suggest a little more research.

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moeloubani · 06-07-2011, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Dukes and Noblemen weren't part of the government? Sorry, you are wrong. You didn't need to be part of the royal family to be nobility and therefore part of the government in those times.

Perhaps you should re-check the government hierarchy of feudal England, and how the noble ranks, e.g. Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, Baron, ran the country under the royal family and how they collected taxes from the people in the areas under their rule.

I would suggest a little more research.

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Shut up little bitch.

magicmike · 06-07-2011, 01:14 PM

lol

Okay great biz tip

the content guy · 06-07-2011, 01:21 PM

Isn't boneprone anal hobbit? I thought that came out a while back.

sperbonzo · 06-07-2011, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani

Shut up little bitch.

You are just so cute it makes me want to pinch your little cheeks!!

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lazycash · 06-07-2011, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy

Isn't boneprone anal hobbit? I thought that came out a while back.

Yes, thought everyone knew that by now. I like AH, but its time for BP to develop a new character.

Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2011, 01:31 PM

Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2011, 01:32 PM

sperbonzo · 06-07-2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Dude, that one is great!

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Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2011, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Dude, that one is great!

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Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2011, 01:51 PM

TurboAngel · 06-07-2011, 01:55 PM

LMAO!

garce · 06-07-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Thread saved.

halfpint · 06-07-2011, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

L-Pink · 06-07-2011, 02:05 PM

As soon as I syphon some gas from my neighbors car I'm heading to Costco.

Si · 06-07-2011, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

That is fucking excellent!

Vjo · 06-07-2011, 04:23 PM

There is no way security is not gonna notice some guy buying 9 big TVs (in 9 seperate purchases) with all the kids in one day.

Please, you would be stopped and headed for "the back room" after about the 3rd TV.

Spunky · 06-07-2011, 04:40 PM

Will it work in Canada?

C H R I S · 06-07-2011, 05:51 PM

I love anal hobbit like a brother ........

hottoddy · 06-07-2011, 05:53 PM

This is funny in an amateur Lex Luther way, but total BS. The whole duplicate or copied receipt scam has been around for a while.

I used to work for Costco, and still know many who do.

1) They never give a duplicate receipts "for taxes" - for that exact reason
2) TVs and other high end electronics are uniquely tracked
3) Door people work whole shifts up front and are only part of security
4) Employees are trained to recognize copied receipts - they have special inks and paper
5) They have cameras and loss prevention people/devices in the electronics section
6) Costco leads the industry in "shrink" (aka theft loss) so I doubt it's that easy or a major problem.

Sure, anyone could steal a few TVs during Costco rush hour if they wanted to risk jail. But, your chances are probably just as good running out the side exits with a get-away driver waiting just outside (that used to happen once in a while).

BAKO · 06-07-2011, 06:05 PM

OMG this was the best tip ever Mr hobbit. I just got myself two TV's today.

Mr Pheer · 06-07-2011, 06:27 PM

Ok I got 3 of these but they didnt come with the 3d bluray players or glasses. Tonight's 3d party is going to suck.

charlie g · 06-07-2011, 07:02 PM

I did this and it worked. I did it exactly as mr. anal suggested but I didn't have room to store more than one tv in my trailer home. So what I did was sell them in the parking lot. I got between 200-600 dollars for the tvs and cleaned out the whole pallet of tvs on the floor(14). It took maybe 2 hours... i pocketed the money and then got on the bus back to the trailer home park.

MrMaxwell · 06-07-2011, 07:55 PM

This is ridiculous. That won't work. And I bet that at least one person on here is going to actually try it. There is still some shit that you can do to rip stores off, but they've made 99.9% of it into an instant felony because you have to sign for returns.

Returns are just about the only good way to rip stores off, these days. You buy broken expensive small items (NOT electronics - most stores don't take the back, OR will give you a lot of trouble about it, now) on the street and then you return them for gift cards which you then sell for 40% or less face value.

It's not worth the trouble.

The only real way to do this would be to buy full loads of store returns and have a team of clowns returning things all over different areas. But then there's simply not enough profit in it. At all. And it's clumsy.

1. Source your store returns which will cost you
2. Assemble a team who will rat you out first question asked
3. Wait for team member to rat you out
4. Go to jail
5. Sell gift cards if rats brought you any
6. You're still in jail so #5 isn't possible

Simple!!!

MrMaxwell · 06-07-2011, 07:57 PM

Plus, what if the stores have everything coded? You can't take the box with you, which looks bad.. and some electronics they're putting codes right on them.. Then what abou cameras, surely they will have facial recognition software if they don't already.... so even if you go hundreds of miles before doing another store, you're still not safe

It's just stupid.

L-Pink · 06-07-2011, 08:02 PM

Anyone need bail money I can send pay-pay for 10%.

Just Alex · 06-07-2011, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

BP, do you have lock for tonights game? Mavs by 3 ?

BP, call me next time you need a lock.
I bet you lost a few tonight.

Anal Hobbit · 06-07-2011, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy

Isn't boneprone anal hobbit? I thought that came out a while back.

Yep!! Im Boneprone

Anal Hobbit · 06-07-2011, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Will it work in Canada?

I would assume so. Do you have a Costco?

Anal Hobbit · 06-07-2011, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hottoddy

This is funny in an amateur Lex Luther way, but total BS.

I used to work for Costco, and still know many who do.

4) Employees are trained to recognize copied receipts - they have special inks and paper

LOL.. Do you realize how funny you sound..
LOL. Probably not.

Anal Hobbit · 06-07-2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Then what abou cameras, surely they will have facial recognition software if they don't already....

It's just stupid.

LOL. Another fucking idiot..
This isnt the White House or a Casino you are trying to Rob. Its a fucking Costco.

19teenporn · 06-07-2011, 09:31 PM

GFY shouldndeletenthis post.

Is teaching to steal!!!!

AdultKing · 06-07-2011, 10:07 PM

This is pure bullshit. It wouldn't work, you don't think store security aren't watching you like a hawk ? Did you know all the CCTV cameras hidden around the place actually feed to centers designed to pick up on this kind of thing.

My cousin is a security consultant for [insert massive retail chain here] what they do with these types of scams, and trust me I have heard of more creative ones than this, is slowly collect enough evidence to gain a really big conviction rather than a slap on the wrist.

Firstly, I don't believe you did it or can do it, secondly if you did you're a fucking moron and will probably receive a knock on the door (remember police won't knock on your door until the investigation is over), thirdly this thread has no place on GFY this thread should be locked.

Coup · 06-07-2011, 10:45 PM

people still get bent out of shape and take AH threads seriously? lolololololol

Coup · 06-07-2011, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Read it again. He stole from the tax collectors, and the government, (i.e. lords, dukes, noblemen, etc... who all lived on taxes from the people)

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Fictional characters can't steal shit.

Vjo · 06-07-2011, 11:24 PM

One 60" LED TV would have been more believable, 9 TVs with the kids in tow.. no way.

Altho, 99% chance if you start carting a 60" LED around someone is watching you in all major chains.

charlie g · 06-07-2011, 11:50 PM

This will work but it is a lot of trouble to move around 60" tvs.

I went for this 32" because it was easier for me to lift on the cart and they had a 2 pallet display. I also get disability checks from the welfare folks so I didnt want to be on camera lifting heavy objects, ya know

Anywho, in about 2 hours I had 14 out the door and sold...made about $4500 or so. Walked down to the liquor store and bought some wild turkey and then bussed it back to my trailer home.

But don't be fooled tho, I know me and hobbit make it sound easy... it is really hard work moving these things about.

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06-07-2011, 12:17 PM	#51
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	This thread really should be locked.. I wonder how the sponsors here feel about a board teaching people how to steal and do illegal activity would feel. Or if the law should peak their heads in here. This day in age I dont think anyone needs that kind of attention. This Anal Hobbit guy really takes this place down to a lower level I dont think we should be tied to. Just my Opinion. Its time to clean this place up. This isnt 2004.. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-07-2011, 12:25 PM	#58
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	It looks like this Anal Hobbit guy has a long history of scamming people. Look at his sig. Unreal. And GFY continues to support this? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-07-2011, 12:36 PM	#61
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Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	There is no way security is not gonna notice some guy buying 9 big TVs (in 9 seperate purchases) with all the kids in one day. Please, you would be stopped and headed for "the back room" after about the 3rd TV. Last edited by Vjo; 06-07-2011 at 04:25 PM..

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06-07-2011, 05:53 PM	#83
hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,048	This is funny in an amateur Lex Luther way, but total BS. The whole duplicate or copied receipt scam has been around for a while. I used to work for Costco, and still know many who do. 1) They never give a duplicate receipts "for taxes" - for that exact reason 2) TVs and other high end electronics are uniquely tracked 3) Door people work whole shifts up front and are only part of security 4) Employees are trained to recognize copied receipts - they have special inks and paper 5) They have cameras and loss prevention people/devices in the electronics section 6) Costco leads the industry in "shrink" (aka theft loss) so I doubt it's that easy or a major problem. Sure, anyone could steal a few TVs during Costco rush hour if they wanted to risk jail. But, your chances are probably just as good running out the side exits with a get-away driver waiting just outside (that used to happen once in a while). __________________ - *** - Last edited by hottoddy; 06-07-2011 at 05:55 PM..

06-07-2011, 06:05 PM	#84
BAKO Etology.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hollywood CA Posts: 18,386	OMG this was the best tip ever Mr hobbit. I just got myself two TV's today. __________________ http://DatingNetwork.com Telegram: @bakokaye

06-07-2011, 06:27 PM	#85
Mr Pheer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 20,887	Ok I got 3 of these but they didnt come with the 3d bluray players or glasses. Tonight's 3d party is going to suck.

06-07-2011, 07:02 PM	#86
charlie g Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Center of the Universe Posts: 2,759	I did this and it worked. I did it exactly as mr. anal suggested but I didn't have room to store more than one tv in my trailer home. So what I did was sell them in the parking lot. I got between 200-600 dollars for the tvs and cleaned out the whole pallet of tvs on the floor(14). It took maybe 2 hours... i pocketed the money and then got on the bus back to the trailer home park. __________________ AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com -------------------------------

06-07-2011, 07:55 PM	#87
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	This is ridiculous. That won't work. And I bet that at least one person on here is going to actually try it. There is still some shit that you can do to rip stores off, but they've made 99.9% of it into an instant felony because you have to sign for returns. Returns are just about the only good way to rip stores off, these days. You buy broken expensive small items (NOT electronics - most stores don't take the back, OR will give you a lot of trouble about it, now) on the street and then you return them for gift cards which you then sell for 40% or less face value. It's not worth the trouble. The only real way to do this would be to buy full loads of store returns and have a team of clowns returning things all over different areas. But then there's simply not enough profit in it. At all. And it's clumsy. 1. Source your store returns which will cost you 2. Assemble a team who will rat you out first question asked 3. Wait for team member to rat you out 4. Go to jail 5. Sell gift cards if rats brought you any 6. You're still in jail so #5 isn't possible Simple!!!

06-07-2011, 07:57 PM	#88
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Plus, what if the stores have everything coded? You can't take the box with you, which looks bad.. and some electronics they're putting codes right on them.. Then what abou cameras, surely they will have facial recognition software if they don't already.... so even if you go hundreds of miles before doing another store, you're still not safe It's just stupid.

06-07-2011, 08:02 PM	#89
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Anyone need bail money I can send pay-pay for 10%.

06-07-2011, 09:31 PM	#95
19teenporn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: En la reverendisima concha de tu madre! Posts: 3,034	GFY shouldndeletenthis post. Is teaching to steal!!!!

06-07-2011, 10:07 PM	#96
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	This is pure bullshit. It wouldn't work, you don't think store security aren't watching you like a hawk ? Did you know all the CCTV cameras hidden around the place actually feed to centers designed to pick up on this kind of thing. My cousin is a security consultant for [insert massive retail chain here] what they do with these types of scams, and trust me I have heard of more creative ones than this, is slowly collect enough evidence to gain a really big conviction rather than a slap on the wrist. Firstly, I don't believe you did it or can do it, secondly if you did you're a fucking moron and will probably receive a knock on the door (remember police won't knock on your door until the investigation is over), thirdly this thread has no place on GFY this thread should be locked.

06-07-2011, 10:45 PM	#97
Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,931	people still get bent out of shape and take AH threads seriously? lolololololol

06-07-2011, 11:24 PM	#99
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	One 60" LED TV would have been more believable, 9 TVs with the kids in tow.. no way. Altho, 99% chance if you start carting a 60" LED around someone is watching you in all major chains. Last edited by Vjo; 06-07-2011 at 11:29 PM..

06-07-2011, 11:50 PM	#100
charlie g Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Center of the Universe Posts: 2,759	This will work but it is a lot of trouble to move around 60" tvs. I went for this 32" because it was easier for me to lift on the cart and they had a 2 pallet display. I also get disability checks from the welfare folks so I didnt want to be on camera lifting heavy objects, ya know Anywho, in about 2 hours I had 14 out the door and sold...made about $4500 or so. Walked down to the liquor store and bought some wild turkey and then bussed it back to my trailer home. But don't be fooled tho, I know me and hobbit make it sound easy... it is really hard work moving these things about. . __________________ AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com -------------------------------