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C H R I S · 06-08-2011, 12:00 AM

I tried it this afternoon, I am up to 2 TV's....... thanks AH!! Your invited for the final game.... Im taking miami bitch

Vjo · 06-08-2011, 12:24 AM

You know when you go into Best Buy and the guy sitting by the door always says, "hi". You know that is there way of saying you are now being watched.

Of course there isnt quite the same feeling when the bored looking handicapped guy or the crabby older lady at Walmart (or Costco) gives ya a grunt or says nothing as you walk in.

Adraco · 06-08-2011, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0 Beta

I tried it this afternoon, I am up to 2 TV's....... thanks AH!! Your invited for the final game.... Im taking miami bitch

Nice to see you endorse stealing...

V_RocKs · 06-08-2011, 02:40 AM

Your mum days chello

C H R I S · 06-08-2011, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Adraco

Nice to see you endorse stealing...

How long have you been here??????

You get free tickets to the Bukkake Party - my treat... bring your own poncho....

Anal Hobbit · 06-08-2011, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by charlie g

This will work but it is a lot of trouble to move around 60" tvs.

I went for this 32" because it was easier for me to lift on the cart and they had a 2 pallet display. I also get disability checks from the welfare folks so I didnt want to be on camera lifting heavy objects, ya know

Anywho, in about 2 hours I had 14 out the door and sold...made about $4500 or so. Walked down to the liquor store and bought some wild turkey and then bussed it back to my trailer home.

But don't be fooled tho, I know me and hobbit make it sound easy... it is really hard work moving these things about.

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Do not do this with Plasma's or LCDs..
It must be done with LED's.. LED's are in much smaller boxes and weigh a fraction of the weight of the LEDs and Plasmas.. They are super light weight and come in a narrower box.

There is a reason I said LED and not LCD or Plasma. Stick to the plan people.

Pay attention to detail. Some of us are not made out for this kind of thing I know. I can tell by the doubt in some of these posts in people trying to discourage it. But fact of the matter is not everyone has this kind of thing cut out for them. Some of us do. Those of us who do or have the balls to do so must pay close attention to the details of what im saying.

Its critical..

Get true LED's... Not the LCD/LED Back light tvs that Vizzo makes.
Must be Samsung 3D HD TRUE LED...

marketsmart · 06-08-2011, 09:01 AM

do you recommend sending an underage relative in to do this..

if they get caught they will probably not face jail time..

is it difficult to train a 15 or 16 year old to do this?

i would rather send them in then risk going to jail..

let me know asap, i have 5 underage relatives i could use and 6 costco's in a 50 mile radius..

ok.. thanks..

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sperbonzo · 06-08-2011, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

do you recommend sending an underage relative in to do this..

if they get caught they will probably not face jail time..

is it difficult to train a 15 or 16 year old to do this?

i would rather send them in then risk going to jail..

let me know asap, i have 5 underage relatives i could use and 6 costco's in a 50 mile radius..

ok.. thanks..

.

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MrMaxwell · 06-08-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

LOL. Another fucking idiot..
This isnt the White House or a Casino you are trying to Rob. Its a fucking Costco.

When I was a young boy, I ripped stores off for more money than you'll ever have. I did it for fun. I was good it it, damned good. I know what I'm talking about. I don't take you seriously, but, some idiots might .... and they probably deserve what ever happens

Besides, even if you find a way, how old are you? I grew out of the scammy shit when I was in my late teens... AND I never ripped any individual off in any way.. what about you?

I know that the scams I ran on stores as a boy probably raised prices .0000000000000000000000001% but I was young and it was a good time and I don't feel too bad about it

MrMaxwell · 06-08-2011, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Vjo

One 60" LED TV would have been more believable, 9 TVs with the kids in tow.. no way.

Altho, 99% chance if you start carting a 60" LED around someone is watching you in all major chains.

Hell, you never know, I saw a guy who wanted a big laser printer. So he walked into a major retailer, loaded it onto a cart from some other store and walked right the fuck out with that huge printer.

MrMaxwell · 06-08-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vjo

You know when you go into Best Buy and the guy sitting by the door always says, "hi". You know that is there way of saying you are now being watched.

Of course there isnt quite the same feeling when the bored looking handicapped guy or the crabby older lady at Walmart (or Costco) gives ya a grunt or says nothing as you walk in.

Door greeters are a huge weapon against theft... It's proven that being greeted or acknowledged makes someone far less likely to steal something.. believe it or not

Juicy D. Links · 06-08-2011, 01:20 PM

boneprone · 06-08-2011, 02:06 PM

How is this thread not locked? Unreal.
Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it.

Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board.

Juicy D. Links · 06-08-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

How is this thread not locked? Unreal.
Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it.

Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board.

Juicy D. Links · 06-08-2011, 04:39 PM

i tried this today with my neighbor and we got 2 TV's ...

SleazyDream · 06-08-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

post pics of garage full of tvs or did not happen

the anal hobbit's been doing this for a long time...............

dank · 06-09-2011, 01:11 PM

I just tried this with a extra large box of Tylenol and some Allergy Meds..
It works..

Way too easy.

Ill move my way up to other items here soon and let you know.
Im still a bit too scared to do it with a TV but I think Ill get there.

What a rush!

Juicy D. Links · 06-09-2011, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dank

I just tried this with a extra large box of Tylenol and some Allergy Meds..
It works..

Way too easy.

Ill move my way up to other items here soon and let you know.
Im still a bit too scared to do it with a TV but I think Ill get there.

What a rush!

Anal Hobbit · 06-12-2011, 08:16 AM

Ok kids.. The weekend is here. Get busy.
Let me know how you guys did!

Remember if you arent comfortable with TVs start small. Start with like a candybar, produce, a book or lawn fertilizer..

Get your feet wet and your confidence up first.
Nothing wrong with a few test runs first.

dank · 06-13-2011, 10:55 PM

I did it today actually. I did it with a pizza. Two Pizzas for the price of one.
It worked.

crockett · 06-13-2011, 11:59 PM

I'm still pissed that someone read the Anal Hobbits advice on getting free gas and stole my gas cap.

Doug E · 06-14-2011, 05:46 AM

I thought for sure this was a bullshit thread but today I was down at the atm pulling money out of epass and realized i was across the street from costco. i didnt have much to do today cuz foodstamps arent til tomorow so i thought, what the hell, ile give it a shot. i walked out of the mofucker with two tvs and within 3 hours had 'returned' 6. thanks to anal hobbit my crack habit has never been better!

DamianJ · 06-14-2011, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

How is this thread not locked? Unreal.
Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it.

Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board.

Adapt or die, motherfunster.

AH is a playa, you is a hatah

06-08-2011, 12:00 AM	#101
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,842	I tried it this afternoon, I am up to 2 TV's....... thanks AH!! Your invited for the final game.... Im taking miami bitch __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	How is this thread not locked? Unreal. Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it. Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-08-2011, 12:24 AM	#102
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	You know when you go into Best Buy and the guy sitting by the door always says, "hi". You know that is there way of saying you are now being watched. Of course there isnt quite the same feeling when the bored looking handicapped guy or the crabby older lady at Walmart (or Costco) gives ya a grunt or says nothing as you walk in.

06-08-2011, 02:40 AM	#104
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,406	Your mum days chello

06-08-2011, 09:01 AM	#107
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	do you recommend sending an underage relative in to do this.. if they get caught they will probably not face jail time.. is it difficult to train a 15 or 16 year old to do this? i would rather send them in then risk going to jail.. let me know asap, i have 5 underage relatives i could use and 6 costco's in a 50 mile radius.. ok.. thanks.. .

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

06-08-2011, 04:39 PM	#115
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i tried this today with my neighbor and we got 2 TV's ...

06-09-2011, 01:11 PM	#117
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	I just tried this with a extra large box of Tylenol and some Allergy Meds.. It works.. Way too easy. Ill move my way up to other items here soon and let you know. Im still a bit too scared to do it with a TV but I think Ill get there. What a rush!

06-12-2011, 08:16 AM	#119
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Ok kids.. The weekend is here. Get busy. Let me know how you guys did! Remember if you arent comfortable with TVs start small. Start with like a candybar, produce, a book or lawn fertilizer.. Get your feet wet and your confidence up first. Nothing wrong with a few test runs first.

06-13-2011, 10:55 PM	#120
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	I did it today actually. I did it with a pizza. Two Pizzas for the price of one. It worked.

06-13-2011, 11:59 PM	#121
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	I'm still pissed that someone read the Anal Hobbits advice on getting free gas and stole my gas cap.

06-14-2011, 05:46 AM	#122
Doug E Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 511	I thought for sure this was a bullshit thread but today I was down at the atm pulling money out of epass and realized i was across the street from costco. i didnt have much to do today cuz foodstamps arent til tomorow so i thought, what the hell, ile give it a shot. i walked out of the mofucker with two tvs and within 3 hours had 'returned' 6. thanks to anal hobbit my crack habit has never been better!