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![]() Its been a while since ive given a tip to GFY.. Ive been doing my thing as always but thought Id share one with the People.. After all I am a man of the people and when a good oppertunity comes up what's a better gift than to share with others..
Today's Tip is how to Get Free 60inch SAMSUNG LED 3d TVs... Ive tested and proven this trick to work several times now. I have a garage of 15 TVs now that I will sell on ebay. All it takes is a little investment money down and the ability to look the part of a normal person. Here's how.. Take notes kids.. School is in. Someone ring the bell. ![]() |
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#1. This tip has been proven time and time again at local area Costco Wholesale stores. I can not endorse doing this at any other store for I have not tested it. Costco seems to be the perfect place to do this due to volume of product and customers.. This must be done on the weekend at peak hours...
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#2 Find a TV that is on Huge Promo sale. This month its the Samsung 3D HD LED..
There are about 20 of these TVS in the box on the floor. They must have lots of these on the floor for you to be able to put on your wheel cart.. |
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#3. Make sure you have money for a small investment. Money will be refundable... Make sure it is CASH... You dont want to be tracked.
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#4.. Dress nice. Shower and shave. Dont look like a hippie or a crook. Look like a normal shopper. If you have kids take them. Bring them all. In fact if they are 6 or over you can tell your kid to watch. Daddy/Mommy has something to show them.. Learning should start early.
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Eagerly awaiting. I am due for a TV replacement.
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#5. Find the TV of your choice. The bigger and more expensive the better. Again make sure they have at least 10 in stock on the floor. Boxes full right there for you to grab..
Grab one.. Pay for it.. Ask them for two Receipts ... Say for your taxes... They will gladly give you one. This is the most important part of the Scam.. The Receipt . Remember.. Two... This is the most important part! |
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#6. As you leave Costco the lady at the door will check your Receipt.. Sometimes its an old man. Either way they both get flustered in crowds.. Again try to do this when busy..
They will mark your Receipt with a marker to show you have left the store and your product has been paid for. Make sure you dont show them the 2nd Receipt that is in your pocket... This is key. Load the TV you just bought into your car and take it home.. Put it in the garage where you can store more. |
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#7. Take the second Receipt to a local Kinkos or whatever copyshop in your area.
Buy the thin Receipt paper print.. Load it into the printer and make a dozen or so copies of it.. This is your ticket. Go to the paper cutter and make nice even cuts of the strip. |
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#8.. Return back to the same costco you bought from.. Go back and grab another TV exactly the same as the one you bought.. Load it and walk out.. Hand the Receipt to the door lady and have her mark it that you paid and are leaving..
Load it into your car, and unload to your garage.. Head back and grab another.. |
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Or just go to the store which has an absolute mong on the till and wheel a whole pallet of TVs up and get them scanned through as one item.
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pretty sure walking out of Costco with a TV you didn't pay for is a big no no but I could be wrong
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step 9 : they wonder where all the tv's, check back the tapes and get your arse in jail after they got your number plate from your car on cctv
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#9. My record is 10 of these in one day. If you are young and dont tire easy and dont have kids you can probably do more. For me personally my kids start to get cranky and tired after about the 8th one. Keep in mind this takes more time than you think. So start early.
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lol do you take the kids for the second trip?
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BP, do you have lock for tonights game? Mavs by 3 ?
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Why wouldn't you? They can help you push the trolley...
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lol missed the part that said the kids get cranky after the 8th trip hahah
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#10. Another reason this works well at Costco is becasue the people at the door are typically the oldest most unuseful employees in the store. The greeters and door people are typically old and cant do other jobs in the store.. They cant lift cause they are too old, and they cant work the check stands because mentally they arent tough enough.. Thus they get the door job.
These people are perfect to victimize for this scam. Another thing to note is that they change the door person ever 90 minutes at costco. These old fucks cant stay on their feet any longer than 90 mins they are so sad. So there is no worry of the person at the door to recognize you or suspect you. Even if it were the same person every time these guys see so many faces on a busy day and they are so old they wont have any clue. But it will be a diff person every 90 mins. You can go ahead and exit through the same way you entered. They wont know. Just show them the recipt. |
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post pics of garage full of tvs or did not happen
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this outta be good
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#11. Be sure to clear out as much inventory as you can in one day. This must be done in one day. You could risk it and do it in two days since they wont notice it for a week or so what happened.. But still do this in one day to avoid any issue..
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Obviously you realize that stealing from Costco increases the cost of their insurance which must be passed on to all of their customers by increasing prices, so what you are saying is that it's cool to steal from all of the other Costco customers. I LOVE stealing from people. That's just so super cool! You are my hero! What a wonderful way to live! WooHoooooo!!
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this scam could easily work except for the fact that you have to pass through the checkout areas to get out the door. especially at a busy time, but even at other times you aren't going to be able to just wheel out a massive tv past registers without paying.
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your just a real life robin hood aren't you
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#12 Before closing return the one inital TV you bought for cash. Get your investment money back and be on your way..
Move on to the next costco store the next day. Here where I live there are 3 costco stores in the area and 5 in the region.. |
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Not an issue. You can actually exit the same way you entered. The door people dont know any better in a crowd. Or go out the main exit under the wire. This is not a true obstacle to detour you. If it is then you are not built for this kind of thing. Also at most Costos you can go to the end where the Pharmacy is. And exit the line that route.. It allows you to the other side of the checkstand without having to go via the checkstand. Makes it easy for the Prescription customers to get in and get out. |
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LOL, hopefully when someone gets arrested they can come back here after bail out and tell us their story.
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Robin hood stole from government tax collectors to give back to the people. He just steals from people to give to himself....
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That reminds me, a while back a few of us went to a walmart with one guy I didnt know, this dumbass immediately grabbed a AC and said "i need some cash". he proceeded to walk right to customer service with no receipt, the box was unopened, told them he walked in thru the garden center and the ac didnt work. Minutes later he had shopping money. The guy that knew him laughed, the other 3 of us just stood there stunned that it actually worked, we were expecting to see him hancuffed and have more space in the car on the way back.
Heard he's in jail now for some other scam. Oh well.
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I'll post my results tomorrow!
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Play on playa. Another awesome tip.
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#13 For those of you who are weary like Sam from Mr. Skin perhaps a test/practice run will help boost your Confidence. You can try this with a smaller item first.. Practice runs are good for people who arent "Naturals" at this kind of thing.
Practice with a candy bar.. Move your way up to a pizza then a camera and gradually move your way up to a TV.. This may be a good point.. Start off small and slow until you look natural and dont have jitters.. Nothing wrong having a few test runs before the big grab. In fact I Recommend this. |
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If you're scared to try it you could always sell this info on eBay for $10 a pop? Lol
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Would most probably work real nicely.
Not that I endrse stealing, but store security often leaves a lot more to wish for.
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![]() Either way, this thread is about stealing from the people in your community, since they will have to pay the higher prices to cover insurance for your shoplifting. At that point why not just take it directly from people's houses, or scam old people in retirement communities. Wait.... that's an idea... Hey Anal Hobbit, can you show us how to steal from grannies? I bet you could come up with some cool ideas, huh? .
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#14.. This also worked for me at BestBuy on Black Friday.. I didnt want to tell everyone here about bestbuy becasue they will catch you on any other day.. Black Friday sale at the 4am opening. Its a zoo. And they dont mark the recipt... So you can use the same recipt over and over and over again..
Just load the TV on the cart walk out and show the same reciept to the guy at the door and walk back in over and over for a couple more times grabbing the same TV. Have 5 diff kinds of hats in the car. Its the same guy at the door every time. But its 4am, he will be tired and it will be crazy crazy crazy with people in there so he wont remember you. Anyone whos been to a best buy black friday sale at 4am will know what im talking about. |
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It cuts into profit. They want a hot dog or parfait every trip. We're in this to make money, not buy parfaits!
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This is pure genius!
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TVs are SO 20th Century man. :D
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this scam is a bit flawed, you may get away with wheeling past the check out line with a tv and a receipt once, maybe even twice, but not more than that. Even if you could get through 10 times they would have you cold on camera for sure and that would be some real jail time.
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god luck,
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This thread really should be locked.. I wonder how the sponsors here feel about a board teaching people how to steal and do illegal activity would feel. Or if the law should peak their heads in here.
This day in age I dont think anyone needs that kind of attention. This Anal Hobbit guy really takes this place down to a lower level I dont think we should be tied to. Just my Opinion. Its time to clean this place up. This isnt 2004..
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