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$5 submissions · 06-19-2011, 01:22 PM

The logic here: human population soars, waste piles up, food becomes scarce... SO why not turn waste into FOOD?

Yet another reason I'm happy to be a vegetarian

READ ABOUT THIS DISCOVERY AND PROCESS: http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrend...meatoutoffeces

seeandsee · 06-19-2011, 01:32 PM

this shit is scary, are they out of their fucking minds

Si · 06-19-2011, 01:42 PM

I'm not eating that Shit!

CurrentlySober · 06-19-2011, 01:43 PM

adapt or die!

Si · 06-19-2011, 01:48 PM

You know what?

If your reason to turn shit into food is because of green house gasses created by food packaging and transport.

Why not spend your time trying invent cleaner energy and transport?

Rather than an excrement expirement.

mavruda · 06-19-2011, 01:52 PM

crazy genius japanese....

19teenporn · 06-19-2011, 01:54 PM

Holy fuck!
Now im gonna think about it everytime i eat a steak!

Redrob · 06-19-2011, 02:01 PM

Soylent Brown all over......

L-Pink · 06-19-2011, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

adapt or die!

u-Bob · 06-19-2011, 02:05 PM

You could move the entire world's population to France and France would still have a population density that is lower than that of any major Japanese city... So I'm not really worried about running out of place to grow food

cooldude7 · 06-19-2011, 02:08 PM

yikes....

u-Bob · 06-19-2011, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

adapt or die!

might be a good idea to start stockpiling shit

mchacal · 06-19-2011, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

adapt or die!

Something tells me you love this thread

DaddyHalbucks · 06-19-2011, 02:15 PM

Sounds yummy!

DWB · 06-19-2011, 02:55 PM

They all eat poo anyway don't they?

Sly · 06-19-2011, 02:57 PM

Taco Bell has already shown interest.

CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2011, 03:03 PM

Money, gold, poo ... it's all the same.

Klen · 06-19-2011, 03:14 PM

nothing unusual,if we already drink coffe made out of cat poo then this is next logical step lol

Seth Manson · 06-19-2011, 03:15 PM

McDonalds has been doing it for decades

VikingMan · 06-19-2011, 03:15 PM

I'll have the turd burger please!!!!!!!!!

AnimeFevers · 06-19-2011, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

adapt or die!

Was this your idea?

NaughtyRob · 06-19-2011, 04:34 PM

On the front of the fridge before he opens up it says "Shit Burger"
LOLOLOL

brassmonkey · 06-19-2011, 04:36 PM

eat shit!!

$5 submissions · 06-19-2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Taco Bell has already shown interest.

Best response yet.

Captain Kawaii · 06-19-2011, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Taco Bell has already shown interest.

LMFAO....Good one.

Idea for new restaurant.
An Australian/Japanese partnership...
Australians are turning urine into drinking water and Japanese poo into meat...
Oh, wait McDonald's already there....and sounds like Taco Bell is going to compete....lol

suesheboy · 06-19-2011, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Taco Bell has already shown interest.

Best line of 2011 so far.

rowan · 06-19-2011, 06:17 PM

This concept is not new - I remember seeing a story on a show called Beyond 2000 which mentioned that the Japanese had made hamburgers out of poop. This was in the 1980s...

Still makes my stomach churn.

livexxx · 06-19-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Yet another reason I'm happy to be a vegetarian

Wouldnt that mean though you would not have anything to eat and would therefore starve to death?

Sly · 06-19-2011, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

This concept is not new - I remember seeing a story on a show called Beyond 2000 which mentioned that the Japanese had made hamburgers out of poop. This was in the 1980s...

Still makes my stomach churn.

I remember watching that when I was a kid, Discovery channel. Cool show.

bronco67 · 06-19-2011, 07:02 PM

I won't eat that radioactive shit....

F-U-Jimmy · 06-19-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

Soylent Brown all over......

Good Green film

F-U-Jimmy · 06-19-2011, 07:10 PM

I like Poo

$5 submissions · 06-19-2011, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx

Wouldnt that mean though you would not have anything to eat and would therefore starve to death?

Nah, not gonna starve. I'll just compost the waste first then pile it on plants and eat the fruit of the plants.

Vjo · 06-19-2011, 07:54 PM

Japanese are so strange. The shit they will eat. (no pun intended)

I have finally heard it all.

blackmonsters · 06-19-2011, 07:56 PM

LOL!

Holy shit.

brassmonkey · 06-19-2011, 08:20 PM

you are what you eat?

i guess it would be gold to find a whole peanut in your steak

PromoterX · 06-20-2011, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

adapt or die!

No no.. the proper term will be:

Eat shit or die.

Mutt · 06-20-2011, 01:28 AM

a lot of our favorite junk foods and even gourmet foods aren't made from much better but no way will people be able to get past the fact it began as feces no matter what it tastes like.

Customer: Miss, I'm not happy with this burger. To be honest, it tastes like shit. What the heck is in it?
Waitress: Shit.
Customer: Yes it tastes like shit, I just said that. What on earth did they put in it?
Waitress: It's shit, I know.
Customer: WTF? I know it tastes like shit, all I'm asking is WHY does it taste like shit? Get me the manager.
Manager: Sir, what's the problem? How may I help you?
Customer: There's something wrong with this burger I ordered. It tastes like pure shit!
Manager: Technically that's incorrect, it's 95% pure shit, we add other ingredients and of course there are binding agents and flavor enhancers. But yes it is pure shit.

Coup · 06-20-2011, 01:48 AM

eat shit or die

eroticsexxx · 06-20-2011, 02:17 AM

The label on the lab fridge in the video says "Shit Burger"

*Lulz*

Fob · 06-20-2011, 02:24 AM

i am so craving for a shit burger with a cup of urine right now...

JFK · 06-20-2011, 02:24 AM

I'm gonna start manufacturing some primo shit, for all the gourmand's out there....be right back

Oracle Porn · 06-20-2011, 02:52 AM

It will be soon featured in your local mcds as %100 natural

u-Bob · 06-20-2011, 02:55 AM

glow in the dark hamburgers

calvinawe · 06-20-2011, 03:01 AM

rowan · 06-20-2011, 03:53 AM

LOL at him going on about the possible meaning of the "TWO" in the watermark... uh, it's literally referring to the number 2, it's the watermark for SBS 2 in Australia.

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