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Sid70 · 06-30-2011, 08:19 AM

Just dull. Period.

Vendzilla · 06-30-2011, 08:21 AM

very descriptive, thank you for that inspiring analogy

Sid70 · 06-30-2011, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

very descriptive, thank you for that inspiring analogy

It really is. Nothing to say. Even action part of the flick is boring and repeating, at times again DULL.

To elaborate on it, i was impressed by a trailer, i love Moon landing and other alien stuff, actually, when i saw it i was expecting a new alien movie but it appeared to be Transformers.
So, myth and unknown was taken over by simple action.

New chick has a god like body of course but her appearance in the movie is like sticking a cock into an apple pie - non sense.

Battles are just so unrealistic Battle for LA can be called classic

comparing to Transformers 3. His parents are just another silly dead line in the movie.

I agree droid fights look cool, reminds me about old days when KO was so popular

In short, if you have 2 hours to waste, do it, you will leave the cinema without any extra thought in your head.

Ross · 06-30-2011, 08:33 AM

I saw it last night, I liked it. Great movie, the effects were fantastic, the new chick is mind blowing, even if her acting is shaky at times but she makes up for that with some of the clothes and the shots of her ass and legs. Overall great movie and the ending was brilliant I thought.

96ukssob · 06-30-2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross

I saw it last night, I liked it. Great movie, the effects were fantastic, the new chick is mind blowing, even if her acting is shaky at times but she makes up for that with some of the clothes and the shots of her ass and legs. Overall great movie and the ending was brilliant I thought.

I'm pretty pumped to see this

PR_Glen · 06-30-2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

very descriptive, thank you for that inspiring analogy

yeah.. but not surprising either..

I heard it was the best of the 3 before going to it so I had high expectations. Despite that, i found it somewhat enjoyable. It was insanely too long (2h 37mins), had far too many corny comedy scenes in it but other than that it's entertaining. They made efforts in limiting the super fast cut scenes in action sequences by adding lots of slow motion shots, which was good because you can see what is actually happening, but also bad because it slows down the pace of each scene. Not worth seeing in 3d either as if that were a surprise.

I have real problems with all of these movies because the characters had so much life in the original cartoons. Gravely and war torn voices, attitudes and personalities that were memorable. The live action movies fall short of that. They spent more time on the cgi than having any character development. I still have a hard time telling the decepticons apart because they are all gray and move too fast... at least the autobots have colours now but some sort of introduction to these characters would help people care whats going on more I would believe.

biskoppen · 06-30-2011, 08:42 AM

I liked the movie.. yeah, it's too long and the battle scenes defintly gets too much and boring from time to time.. but man those CGI effects are amazing, holy fucking shit.. and the pull of the whole moon/alien thing to perfection.. and the girl.. wow.. I could live inside her ass for a week.

Sid70 · 06-30-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

and the pull of the whole moon/alien thing to perfection.. .

Thats the only thing I liked.

biskoppen · 06-30-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Thats the only thing I liked.

You must have enjoy the skyscraper seen as well

drmadcat · 06-30-2011, 09:22 AM

man i really want to see it

Chosen · 06-30-2011, 09:32 AM

Thanks, I'm not going to watch it

2MuchMark · 06-30-2011, 09:34 AM

I LOVED the new Transformers movie. #1 is still my favourite but this one is right up there too.

If you plan to see it, make sure you

#1: See it in IMAX 3D. This movie was shot in this format (not converted) and really takes advantage of the highest possible tech in Imax + 3D + the new sound format. And best of all, the 3D is as good as Avatar. (James Cameron helped Michael Bay on the movie, and the cameras were all PACE3D cameras, the same as the ones used on Avatar)

#2: Don't even think of getting up to take a pee once it starts. You don't want to miss a single frame.

#3: The battle in Chicago is by far the coolest, most insane, most over the top action scene I have ever seen, and I'm not just talking about the robots. The flying wingmen.. wow... just wow... I really found myself on the edge of my seat.

Of course there are a few annoyances such as a couple of cute robots saying cute things, but this is toned way down from Transformers 2 so its tolerable.

Transformers 3: Excellent.

bronco67 · 06-30-2011, 09:36 AM

I don't expect much more than the enjoyment of watching robots beat the dog dookie out of each other. I loved it.

The special effects in these movies are above top notch. I think the girl is an improvement over Megan Fox. It's not saying much for Ms Fox when a Victoria Secret model looks less dead behind the eyes.

nikki99 · 06-30-2011, 09:38 AM

I want megan fox and her big fat thumb back

Vendzilla · 06-30-2011, 09:38 AM

I bought the green hornet last night, going to watch it tonight and eat some salad

PR_Glen · 06-30-2011, 09:39 AM

messed edit up...

PR_Glen · 06-30-2011, 09:39 AM

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I LOVED the new Transformers movie. #1 is still my favourite but this one is right up there too.

If you plan to see it, make sure you

#1: See it in IMAX 3D. This movie was shot in this format (not converted) and really takes advantage of the highest possible tech in Imax + 3D + the new sound format. And best of all, the 3D is as good as Avatar. (James Cameron helped Michael Bay on the movie, and the cameras were all PACE3D cameras, the same as the ones used on Avatar)

#2: Don't even think of getting up to take a pee once it starts. You don't want to miss a single frame.

#3: The battle in Chicago is by far the coolest, most insane, most over the top action scene I have ever seen, and I'm not just talking about the robots. The flying wingmen.. wow... just wow... I really found myself on the edge of my seat.

Of course there are a few annoyances such as a couple of cute robots saying cute things, but this is toned way down from Transformers 2 so its tolerable.

Transformers 3: Excellent.

good god....^^^^^^^^

michael.kickass · 06-30-2011, 10:16 AM

The only one that does it for me is the first one. Transformers 2 sucked, this one sucks too.

retards · 06-30-2011, 10:20 AM

HOW CAN IT BE DULL?

I think the special effects are so over the top you take them for granted.
When I was a kid in movies you'd wait like 25 minutes to see 10 seconds of special fx.

Now its the whole movie. Alot of times the storylines are lame and the writings bad but you gotta appreciate what they have done overall.

Sid70 · 06-30-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I want megan fox and her big fat thumb back

fo sho. This blonde didnt make it for me.

Sid70 · 06-30-2011, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by retards

HOW CAN IT BE DULL?

I think the special effects are so over the top you take them for granted.

this is dull.

RebelR · 06-30-2011, 11:21 AM

Typical Michael Bay film

cooldude7 · 06-30-2011, 12:04 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

djroof · 06-30-2011, 12:17 PM

I waiting see it

JamesGw · 06-30-2011, 12:29 PM

If you know what to expect when going to see these movies, I don't see how you can be disappointed.

zseano · 06-30-2011, 12:33 PM

I personally really enjoed it. His new girlfriend in that white dress though.... one word.. DAYMN!

NetHorse · 06-30-2011, 01:16 PM

This movie is for

a.) People who really followed transformers as a kid.

b.) Children

sambucas · 06-30-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Just dull. Period.

I gave up watching Hollywood films 6 months ago. I found that documentaries work much better for me. Now I don't know how I could watch something ridiculously predictable with tremendously hyped up budget and overpaid actors.

marlboroack · 06-30-2011, 05:21 PM

Would you have sex while watching it?

chaze · 06-30-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Just dull. Period.

It will still make 60 million

06-30-2011, 07:48 PM

not bothering to watch it in the theatre.

Slick · 06-30-2011, 07:53 PM

I just saw it today and I thought it was amazing. It totally blew away the second movie and I'd be willing to say it's even better than the first one. I love how they really worked on the story this time and it wasn't like the second one where every battle was a big battle, they saved that for last. I also loved how they got rid of the childish stuff and was even surprised to hear some adult related humor thrown in there.

I say it's a must see movie !!! I'm surprised that they didn't leave it open for a 4th one though, but oh well, go out on top

2MuchMark · 06-30-2011, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

good god....^^^^^^^^

I apologize for nothing.

Shey · 06-30-2011, 10:25 PM

I was gonna rush to the theater on opening night but my friends were there first and it was pretty much sold out after they got tickets. Their review was: "Too damn long when it didn't have to be. Worth the watch but not the rush."

yuu.design · 06-30-2011, 10:35 PM

i just saw the movie... the only one thing that can make me watch again is the hot blonde :P

anexsia · 06-30-2011, 11:41 PM

I honestly didn't care for any of the Transformers movies

sponsornetworks · 07-01-2011, 01:43 AM

can't wait
I just left from moviecenter
tranformers 3 is the best movie !
great ! :D

Lykos · 07-01-2011, 03:32 AM

Very well described

Sid70 · 07-01-2011, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

It will still make 60 million

MOney wise yes, that's why webmasters make mills on porn too: Stupid People.

pornguy · 07-01-2011, 05:47 AM

I actually saw it in 3D last night and I dont feel that it was filmed FOR 3D. Just converted. At least in the past they made 3D Movies where shit flew straight at you on a regular basis and this just did not have that even with all the flying parts.

It was a good movie with a solid cast. Some new bots were good and some not so good. Effects were amazing and very realistic looking.

06-30-2011, 08:42 AM	#7
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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,178	I LOVED the new Transformers movie. #1 is still my favourite but this one is right up there too. If you plan to see it, make sure you #1: See it in IMAX 3D. This movie was shot in this format (not converted) and really takes advantage of the highest possible tech in Imax + 3D + the new sound format. And best of all, the 3D is as good as Avatar. (James Cameron helped Michael Bay on the movie, and the cameras were all PACE3D cameras, the same as the ones used on Avatar) #2: Don't even think of getting up to take a pee once it starts. You don't want to miss a single frame. #3: The battle in Chicago is by far the coolest, most insane, most over the top action scene I have ever seen, and I'm not just talking about the robots. The flying wingmen.. wow... just wow... I really found myself on the edge of my seat. Of course there are a few annoyances such as a couple of cute robots saying cute things, but this is toned way down from Transformers 2 so its tolerable. Transformers 3: Excellent. __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net

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06-30-2011, 08:19 AM	#1
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06-30-2011, 08:33 AM	#4
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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I just saw it today and I thought it was amazing. It totally blew away the second movie and I'd be willing to say it's even better than the first one. I love how they really worked on the story this time and it wasn't like the second one where every battle was a big battle, they saved that for last. I also loved how they got rid of the childish stuff and was even surprised to hear some adult related humor thrown in there. I say it's a must see movie !!! I'm surprised that they didn't leave it open for a 4th one though, but oh well, go out on top

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