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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-06-2011, 01:45 PM

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The Transportation Security Administration warns airlines and foreign security agencies that terrorists might try to surgically implant bombs in their bodies as a way to evade security.

White House spokesman Jay Carney said the intelligence that led to the warning "does not relate to an imminent or specific threat." But the TSA urges foreign security agencies to ramp up security in response.

"As a precaution, passengers flying from international locations to U.S. destinations may notice additional security measures in place," TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers, in addition to the use of other screening methods such as pat-downs and the use of enhanced tools and technologies."

Coming Soon: The Airline industry plan to institute a new "Foreplay Fee".

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ottopottomouse · 07-06-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers

They just want an excuse to molest people.

Si · 07-06-2011, 02:01 PM

I hear all airports have been buying t-shirt websites stocks of all shirts with slogans such as "boob inspector" and will be issuing them to employees as part of the uniform very soon.

MaDalton · 07-06-2011, 02:23 PM

so all implants over 100 ml have to be removed?

seeandsee · 07-06-2011, 02:27 PM

so their evil plan will make us like test subjects. super cool

Scott McD · 07-06-2011, 02:29 PM

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JamesGw · 07-06-2011, 02:34 PM

This is getting ridiculous.

_Richard_ · 07-06-2011, 02:39 PM

i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

but i now believe that would be very foolish.

ottopottomouse · 07-06-2011, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

but i now believe that would be very foolish.

Where would you like it 'implanted'?

BFT3K · 07-06-2011, 03:18 PM

This may sound a bit off the wall, but if the TSA is going to test and x-ray everyone to this extent, why not merge these procedures with health tests? Blood and cancer screening with your pat-down?

It may not be so crazy...

harvey · 07-06-2011, 03:22 PM

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so which choice is Spinal Tap's drummer going to take?

TheSquealer · 07-06-2011, 03:29 PM

Obviously terrorists don't exist and aren't trying to blow up planes anyway they can.

officemike · 07-06-2011, 03:55 PM

They had considered anal implants, but their heads are up there.

Adam X · 07-06-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesGw

This is getting ridiculous.

to say the least!

great post.. saw that on yahoo but these pics are better..

_Richard_ · 07-06-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Where would you like it 'implanted'?

that's good! haha i was making a gay joke!

phew.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-06-2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

So which choice is Spinal Tap's drummer going to take?

Good keen observation, although I think he died in a tragic drumming accident a few years back, so that would make it a moot point in that case, wouldn't it?

FYI, Spinal Tap is my favorite band.

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Jman · 07-06-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

but i now believe that would be very foolish.

Just take a viagra before you go to US... They will think you have a WMD in your pants.

Man I am sooo asking for the patdown next time the opportunity comes... I'll grunt and moan while they frisk me

georgeyw · 07-06-2011, 04:43 PM

What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?

IllTestYourGirls · 07-06-2011, 04:55 PM

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What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?

Bad. They felt up my 2 year old. I have not flown since and I will never fly again. And that was a few years BEFORE all this other bullshit.

MrMaxwell · 07-06-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?

B.Barnato · 07-06-2011, 05:02 PM

Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

Old Europe is watching with envy.

TheSquealer · 07-06-2011, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

Old Europe is watching with envy.

Dear Europeans,

Americans don't give a fuck what you think about what happens in the US AND, stop pretending like you don't have laws or stringent airport security.

Kthnxbai!
America

MrMaxwell · 07-06-2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

Old Europe is watching with envy.

We may get some freedom back, some day, you know... and we still have some really good freedoms left.. sad that is the most we can really say for it, and we're losing most of what is left, now

Socks · 07-06-2011, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Dear Europeans,

Americans don't give a fuck what you think about what happens in the US AND, stop pretending like you don't have laws or stringent airport security.

Kthnxbai!
America

I've smoked a blunt PAST security INSIDE the Amsterdam Airport, in the middle of an aisle, sitting at a table drinking a beer.

georgeyw · 07-06-2011, 05:33 PM

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No seriously, i'll be at LAX and Fortworth in a few months and not real keen on being touched up or microwaved.

Elli · 07-06-2011, 06:15 PM

How microwaved are those TSA agents getting as they stand beside those machines all day?

IllTestYourGirls · 07-06-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

How microwaved are those TSA agents getting as they stand beside those machines all day?

They are getting cancer

http://healthland.time.com/2011/06/3...agents-cancer/

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