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Mutt · 09-14-2013, 05:20 PM

seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

Sly · 09-14-2013, 05:23 PM

Mutt · 09-14-2013, 05:31 PM

In other news, retired long time employee of Stanfield Tool and Die, Jack Hislop and his lovely wife Irene are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

crockett · 09-14-2013, 06:05 PM

Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ?s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html

DBS.US · 09-14-2013, 06:08 PM

Just Alex · 09-14-2013, 06:13 PM

Whats even weirder is the guy is not black. I guess no black people died today.
Anyone knows what brassmonkey does in adult biz?

SilentKnight · 09-14-2013, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ?s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html

I had a LOT of bitcoins riding on that!

I'm rich!!

OneHungLo · 09-15-2013, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Whats even weirder is the guy is not black. I guess no black people died today.
Anyone knows what brassmonkey does in adult biz?

He's gfy's news aggregator. He works the graveyard shift and that weird foot guy takes over during the day.

Harmon · 09-15-2013, 12:58 AM

He's the American version of DVTimes

brassmonkey · 09-15-2013, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

im going to break the news when you finish your site

Captain Kawaii · 09-15-2013, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ’s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html

Reptilian HQ

- Now they have a location for Kostner's Waterworld 3.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-15-2013, 02:13 AM

THIS is an obituary (real):

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Marianne Theresa Johson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935, and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by 6 of her 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible.

While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.

On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the afterlife reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children.

Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.

Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a ?humane society?. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.

Be good to your kids!

ADG

Mutt · 09-15-2013, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

THIS is an obituary (real):

Be good to your kids!

ADG

Oh I read about this - her kids say she was an abusive bitch and they don't give a shit about any criticism they get for the honest obituary.

Grapesoda · 09-15-2013, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

Grapesoda · 09-15-2013, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

He's gfy's news aggregator. He works the graveyard shift and that weird foot guy takes over during the day.

Maqua · 09-15-2013, 06:10 AM

Go Feed Yourself .com

directfiesta · 09-15-2013, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

im going to break the news when you finish your site

Major (Tom) · 09-15-2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
Ds

newB · 09-15-2013, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
Ds

'moon cricket'?

No idea what it means, but I like the sound of it. Can I use if universally to describe anyone, or is there a specific type of person to which it applies?

tfs · 09-15-2013, 03:46 PM

You Marklars are Marklar this Marklar the Marklar off. Marklar is so Marklar.

Just Alex · 09-15-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
Ds

What did it say? Did he buy voodoo doll with your avatar glued to it?

L-Pink · 09-15-2013, 06:08 PM

Me swimming naked with my dog.

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whOaKemosabe · 09-15-2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

terrblbable video

Kenny B! · 09-16-2013, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

Hah I posted this years ago, nice to see it got picked up

Moe's family posts this in the Montreal Gazette every year.

DamianJ · 09-16-2013, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

'moon cricket'?

No idea what it means, but I like the sound of it. Can I use if universally to describe anyone, or is there a specific type of person to which it applies?

Black people.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...moon%20cricket

newB · 09-16-2013, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Black people.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...moon%20cricket

Oh. That's not cool then.

96ukssob · 09-16-2013, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

Zimmerman hasn't been in the news for a few days, so he has to keep himself occupied

Tom_PM · 09-16-2013, 08:28 AM

Nothing on GFY about the Navy headquarters shootout going on since 8:30am EST this morning? I guess there's 2 shooters down and 1 still barricaded? I'm too busy to look this shit up but someone mentioned it to me a few minutes ago and I came here to see a thread.. but there isn't one? wow.

L-Pink · 09-16-2013, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

Nothing on GFY about the Navy headquarters shootout going on since 8:30am EST this morning? I guess there's 2 shooters down and 1 still barricaded? I'm too busy to look this shit up but someone mentioned it to me a few minutes ago and I came here to see a thread.. but there isn't one? wow.

Following that myself, use to live and work in that immediate area.

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